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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 470 p4p, 68 weight class) and Stadin Kingi (ranked 1542 p4p, 201 weight class). Kingi has chosen Kahvimaito as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stadin Kingi!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Micheangelo Fripello and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kingi misses with a straight left.
Kingi has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Kingi.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kingi manages to avoid it.
Slurper throws a hook but Kingi avoids it easily.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kingi moves away.
Kingi swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Nice shot lands for Kingi.
A shot to the body from Slurper misses
and Kingi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kingi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slurper throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kingi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kingi avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kingi swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Slurper definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kingi throws a low kick but it's checked well by Slurper.
Kingi lands with a nice combination. Slurper backs away looking to recover.
Kingi throws a right hand that Slurper ducks under and follows up with a left that Slurper also avoids with ease.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kingi scores with a nice right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Kingi does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kingi avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Kingi shapes to counter with a head kick.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Kingi's shoulder, as Kingi tries to avoid the shot.
A jab from Kingi does it's job there.
No joy there for Slurper, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kingi looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Slurper throws a series of punches but Kingi moves out of range.
Slurper misses with a hook
and Kingi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kingi walks into a stiff left hand from Slurper.
Kingi blocks a jab.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Kingi has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Kingi looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Slurper was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Kingi defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Kingi throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Jab by Kingi.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper looks to land a combination but Kingi avoids it well.
Kingi jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kingi avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A nice side step and Kingi releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Kingi goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kingi tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Slurper misses with a double jab.
Kingi takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kingi misses with a body shot.
Kingi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kingi pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper tests Kingi's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kingi connects with a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper takes a swing at Kingi's ribcage but misses.
Kingi now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kingi moves away.
A slow jab from Kingi misses its intended target.
Slurper avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kingi scores with a nice strike.
Kingi missing with a left hand there. Slurper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Slurper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slurper avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Slurper is looking to counter punch.
Kingi lands a really nice looking cross but Slurper seems unphased.
Slurper throws a jab when Kingi was well out of range.
Slurper moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kingi misses with an uppercut.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Slurper lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Slurper is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kingi.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kingi moves away.
Kingi jabs Slurper right on the nose. Slurper blinks but takes it well.
Slurper throws a right hand that misses
and Kingi counters with a stiff right hand.
Slurper is rocked!
Slurper misses with a series of wild punches.
Kingi is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Slurper had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Kingi lands a head shot.
Oh Slurper is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kingi takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Slurper seems to have got his legs back now.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Slurper needs to keep his hands up - Kingi had a free shot at his head there.
The crowd cheers as Kingi lands an impressive looking overhand right. Slurper doesn't seem phased though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stadin Kingi dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Slurper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Kingi staying out of range there.
Nice defenses there by Kingi.
Kingi misses with an uppercut
and Slurper counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jab from Kingi.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper misses with a hook. Kingi ducked under it nicely.
Slurper throws a body punch but Kingi moves out of range.
Kingi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper checks the leg kick.
A counter left hand to the body from Slurper misses its target.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kingi is looking for the big counter here.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Kingi lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kingi lands with an uppercut that bounces Slurper off the cage and back into range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kingi throws a series of punches but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Kingi blocks a jab.
Kingi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kingi.
Slurper takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Kingi slips under a jab.
Kingi moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kingi.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Kingi.
Kingi thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Slurper if he has to take too many more of those.
Stadin Kingi seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kingi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slurper throws a combination. Kingi tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kingi.
Kingi dips to his left and cracks Slurper with an uppercut!
Slurper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kingi looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper takes a swing at Kingi's ribcage but misses.
Kingi replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Slurper blocks it well.
Slurper defending well as Kingi loads up on a big left hand.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Slurper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kingi counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Kingi scores with a jab.
A big left from Slurper misses.
Kingi throws a series of punches but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Kingi swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Kingi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper connects with a looping right hand.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Kingi looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Slurper takes a swing at Kingi's ribcage but misses.
Kingi loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Slurper moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A telegraphed right hand from Kingi misses the target.
Kingi walks into a stiff left hand from Slurper.
Kingi looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Kingi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kingi misses with a few strikes there.
Kingi is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kingi cracks Slurper with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kingi throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Slurper on the side of the head.
Kingi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Kingi has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
A big right from Slurper misses.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kingi sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slurper misses with a straight right.
Slurper works Kingi's body with a nice hook.
Slurper takes a swing at Kingi's ribcage but misses.
Kingi looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kingi manages to avoid it.
Kingi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Stadin Kingi will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Slurper lands with a nice body punch.
Jab from Slurper.
Kingi misses the shot to the body.
Kingi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper with a nice cross.
Slurper takes one to the chin there.
Kingi throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slurper takes a swing at Kingi's ribcage but misses.
Slurper throws the left hand but Kingi avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kingi misses with a wild body shot.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Slurper scores with a shot to the body.
Slurper cracks Kingi with an open hand slap.
Slurper swings for the body but Kingi moves out of range.
Slurper backing away here, and Kingi unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Slurper 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Slurper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Kingi ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
A head kick from Kingi lands but Slurper takes it in his stride.
Kingi closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kingi ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Kingi misses with an attempted mid kick.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kingi was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Kingi digs a good body shot into Slurper's ribs.
Kingi is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kingi thinks about the counter body kick.
Kingi throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Snot Slurper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
Slurper takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kingi throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Kingi lands a jab to the nose.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kingi was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Kingi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Slurper circles away quickly and effectively.
Kingi throws a right and a left that Slurper avoids nicely.
Slurper is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Kingi.
Kingi takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Left hook, right uppercut from Kingi.
Slurper swings for the body but Kingi moves out of range.
Kingi throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Slurper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kingi looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kingi takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Slurper.
Kingi walks straight into a right hand from Slurper - that's dropped him! Slurper jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Kingi from any more punishment! Kingi complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that RAGS of a RONIN logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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