PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ganja Master (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lazy Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Master
vs
Bastard

182 cm
18
155 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
18
162 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ganja Master!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lazy Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Sandra Marshall and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Master dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard scores with a nice strike.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Master throws out the jab.
Good exchange - Master coming out on top.
Master cracks Bastard with a right hand to the side of the head.

Master pushes Bastard up against the cage in a clinch.

Master manages to break the clinch.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Master slips under a jab from Bastard.
Bastard throws a good cross that connects.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard throws a jab when Master was well out of range.
Bastard uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Master has time to react.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard misses with a hook.
Master staying out of range there.
Master is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Bastard.
Danga de danga de dang - Bastard scores with a four punch combination!

Master is rocked!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Bastard! Master is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
An out of breath Lazy Bastard thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.