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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Edward Stoker (ranked 56 p4p, 11 weight class) and Zeus Obliteratii (ranked 186 p4p, 30 weight class). Stoker comes to the cage accompanied by Let There Be Rock by AC/DC. Obliteratii has chosen Walkürenritt as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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196 lbs
26 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 12 - 1, fighting out of London, Edward Stoker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zeus Obliteratii!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stoker moves away from the strike by Obliteratii.
Stoker really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stoker thumps Obliteratii with a low kick.
Stoker motions for Obliteratii to come forward. Stoker throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Stoker has been working on his boxing with his coaches at ~T~ Troid - Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Stoker scores with a body shot.
Obliteratii keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stoker lets loose with a powerful body kick. Obliteratii will feel that in the morning.
Obliteratii slips a jab from Stoker.
And Obliteratii responds with a good body kick, but Stoker manages to step out the way in time.
We've been informed that Obliteratii has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Stoker avoids the body shot from Obliteratii.
Stoker connects with a nice looking jab.
Stoker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Stoker blocks a jab.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Stoker - that will leave a mark!
A slow jab from Obliteratii misses its intended target.
Stoker looks to land a body kick but Obliteratii moved away.
Stoker avoids a kick to the body.
Obliteratii wants to land a leg kick but Stoker is out of range.
Stoker lands a jab to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obliteratii takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Stoker scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Stoker throws a nice inside leg kick.
Obliteratii throws a leg kick but Stoker moved away.
Obliteratii slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Stoker connects with a nice looking jab.
Obliteratii swings for the body but Stoker moves out of range.
Obliteratii takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Obliteratii throws a body shot but no joy.
Obliteratii swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stoker looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Nice body kick from Stoker.
Stoker scores with a spinning back kick!
Obliteratii misses the shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obliteratii takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Stoker scores with a leg kick.
Obliteratii misses with a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Obliteratii has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Obliteratii there as he acknowledges the shot.
Obliteratii takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Obliteratii clinches up against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Stoker creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Obliteratii pushes Stoker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stoker working aggressively here.
Obliteratii working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Stoker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Obliteratiis head.
Obliteratii struggles to land a body shot inside as Stoker controls his hands.
Obliteratii throws a head punch that misses.
Stoker lands a nice shot to the body.
Obliteratii misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Stoker.
Stoker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Stoker has a couple of punches blocked by Obliteratii.
Stoker pushes Obliteratii back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Obliteratii doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Obliteratii misses with some punches.
A short right from Stoker on the inside.
It looks like Zeus Obliteratii has been cut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stoker prevents a body shot from Obliteratii.
Obliteratii struggles to land a body shot inside as Stoker controls his hands.
A left hand lands to the body for Stoker.
Obliteratii scores with a shot to the side of Stoker's head.
Obliteratii digs a right hand underneath Stoker's ribcage. Stoker let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Stoker swings wildly with an uppercut but Obliteratii uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obliteratii prevents a body shot from Stoker.
A short right from Stoker on the inside.
Obliteratii lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Stoker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Obliteratii pushes Stoker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stoker misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obliteratii lands a left hand.
Stoker misses with a body punch.
Obliteratii misses with a short punch on the inside.
Obliteratii misses with a body punch.
Obliteratii tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Stoker's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Stoker.
Stoker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Stoker.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obliteratii goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obliteratii misses with some punches.
Obliteratii blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Obliteratii throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Obliteratii lands a body punch in the clinch.
Stoker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Stoker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Obliteratii goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obliteratii lands an uppercut.
A short left from Obliteratii.
Obliteratii struggles to land a body shot inside as Stoker controls his hands.
Obliteratii prevents a body shot from Stoker.
Obliteratii tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Stoker's elbow.
Stoker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Obliteratii stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stoker swings wildly with an uppercut but Obliteratii uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short left from Obliteratii.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Obliteratii.
Obliteratii goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Edward Stoker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Zeus Obliteratii's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Obliteratii uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stoker.
Obliteratii lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Stoker at a distance.
Stoker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obliteratii manages to avoid it.
Obliteratii throws a hook but Stoker blocks it.
Stoker throwing a counter right hand but Obliteratii manages to avoid it.
Obliteratii on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Stoker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
A good leg kick by Stoker.
Stoker takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Stoker lands a nice looking body shot.
Stoker feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Obliteratiis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Obliteratii is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Stoker rather than just go for the knockout.
Stoker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stoker throws a shot from downtown. Obliteratii moves away and avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Donk. Stoker catches Obliteratii right on the button with a cross.
Stoker misses with a left hand
and Obliteratii counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Stoker misses with a body kick.
Edward Stoker is winning the standup battle so far.
Stoker lands a nice hook to Obliteratii's body. Obliteratii takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stoker throws a push kick but Obliteratii slaps the foot to one side.
Stoker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Obliteratii can do to turn this around?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stoker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Obliteratii.
Obliteratii slips under a jab.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Obliteratii lands a slapping body shot.
A low kick from Stoker is predictable there
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Stoker lands a nice shot that snaps Obliteratii's head back.
Stoker takes a swing at Obliteratii's ribcage but misses.
Stoker is looking to score with low kicks.
Obliteratii lands a slapping body shot.
Stoker misses with a body kick.
Obliteratii throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stoker walks into a straight right hand from Obliteratii.
A swing and a miss from Stoker.
Obliteratii let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Stoker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Obliteratii.
Stoker lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A big right from Obliteratii misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stoker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Obliteratii throws a low kick, looking for Stoker's leg but Stoker calmly moves out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Stoker. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Stoker.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stoker takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Obliteratii lands with a straight right. Stoker didn't see that one coming.
Stoker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Stoker swings for the body but Obliteratii moves out of range.
Stoker misses with a low kick.
Stoker loads up on a big right hand but Obliteratii slips the punch.
Obliteratii is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Stoker with a body shot.
Stoker cracks Obliteratii with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Stoker swings away with a body shot that misses
and Obliteratii counters with a nice right hand that sends Stoker toppling to the canvas! Stoker scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Obliteratii finish him?!
Stoker lands a nice looking body shot.
Obliteratii throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Edward Stoker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obliteratii gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Stoker.
Stoker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obliteratii.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Obliteratii misses.
Obliteratii checks a leg kick.
Stoker throws a shot to the body.
Obliteratii walks into a jab.
Stoker misses with a body kick.
Obliteratii lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A swing and a miss from Stoker.
Stoker paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Stoker misses with an uppercut. Obliteratii saw that one coming.
Stoker throws a body shot but no joy.
Obliteratii lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Obliteratii swings for the body but Stoker moves out of range.
A good leg kick by Stoker.
Obliteratii feints and then cracks Stoker's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Stoker down.
Obliteratii's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Obliteratii throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Stoker is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Obliteratii on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stoker scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A jab from Stoker finds it's way through Obliteratii's defenses.
Stoker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nice straight punches there by Stoker. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Stoker.
Stoker connects with a body shot that sends Obliteratii's belly button to the back.
Stoker throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Stoker tests Obliteratii's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stoker takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stoker slips a jab from Obliteratii.
Obliteratii bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Stoker checks the leg kick nicely there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Edward Stoker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Zeus Obliteratii's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Stoker lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Obliteratii scores with a body shot.
Obliteratii staying out of range there.
A leg kick checked by Obliteratii.
Obliteratii misses with a head kick.
Obliteratii blocks a leg kick.
Stoker takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Stoker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Stoker lands a body shot.
Stoker throws a leg kick that is checked
and Obliteratii counters with a slapping leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - Stoker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obliteratii has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Stoker.
Stoker lands a nice looking body shot.
Stoker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Obliteratii takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Stoker misses with a body shot.
A nice side step and Obliteratii releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obliteratii scores with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Stoker misses with an uppercut.
Obliteratii fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stoker manages to avoid it.
An attempted straight right counter from Stoker misses the target.
Obliteratii throws a body shot but no joy.
Obliteratii showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stoker.
Obliteratii misses with a wild body shot.
Stoker looks to score with a jab to the body but Obliteratii is just out of range.
Stoker ducks under a wild hook from Obliteratii.
Obliteratii on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Obliteratii takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Obliteratii misses with a straight right.
A nice leg kick lands there from Stoker.
Stoker jabs Obliteratii right on the nose. Obliteratii blinks but takes it well.
Obliteratii throws a body punch but Stoker moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii throws a half hearted mid kick.
Obliteratii tries to close the distance and clinch up but Stoker swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Stoker on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Obliteratii. Obliteratii obviously looking to wear him down.
Stoker throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stoker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stoker scores with a nice right hand.
Stoker getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Zeus Obliteratii has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Stoker throws a body punch but Obliteratii moves out of range.
Obliteratii moves out of range of the body kick from Stoker.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Stoker.
Stoker attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Stoker throws a chopping leg kick but Obliteratii manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Obliteratii takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Obliteratii takes a shot right to the bread basket.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stoker cracks a nice hook into Obliteratii's ribs.
Obliteratii walks forward, straight into a front kick from Stoker.
Obliteratii is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Obliteratii misses with a body kick.
Stoker throws a leg kick but Obliteratii moved away.
Obliteratii walks forward, straight into a front kick from Stoker.
Stoker misses with an attempted mid kick.
Stoker throws a left and a right that both miss
and Obliteratii counters with a thumping low kick.
Stoker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stoker throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Obliteratii ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stoker moves away.
Stoker fakes the leg kick and cracks Obliteratii in the body.
Obliteratii avoids the body shot from Stoker.
Obliteratii throws a leg kick but Stoker moved away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stoker throws a poor cross that misses
and Obliteratii counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Nice straight punches there by Stoker. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Stoker.
Stoker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obliteratii lands a nice leg kick that just misses Stoker's sensitive parts.
Stoker throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Obliteratii fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stoker manages to avoid it.
Stoker looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Obliteratii misses with an uppercut.
Stoker swings for the body but Obliteratii moves out of range.
Obliteratii was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Good leg kick by Obliteratii there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Obliteratii throws a body kick that misses.
Stoker lands with an overhand left.
Stoker throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Obliteratii on the side of the head.
Obliteratii throws a leg kick but Stoker checks it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Edward Stoker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Stoker, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Edward Stoker!
A very excited looking Edward Stoker made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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