PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Droom Drillo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Kolmiokuristus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kolmiokuristus is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by bad boy - cascada. Kalle Kolmiokuristus has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Drillo
vs
Kolmiokuristus

185 cm
22
195 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

180 cm
19
211 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Syndicate Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Droom Drillo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Kolmiokuristus!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drillo throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Kolmiokuristus shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Drillo as he avoids it easily.
Drillo stuffs the takedown.
Drillo throws a nice looking combination but Kolmiokuristus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Drillo doesn't manage to clinch there - Kolmiokuristus circles away.
Kolmiokuristus shoots in but no luck this time.
Droom Drillo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kalle Kolmiokuristus.
Kolmiokuristus shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Drillo pinned against the cage. Drillo gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Drillo misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slapping body kick lands there for Drillo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kolmiokuristus keeps the fight on the outside.
A clash of legs there as Kolmiokuristus blocks the low kick.
Drillo dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kolmiokuristus. That did some damage!
Kolmiokuristus takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A nice leg kick lands there from Drillo.
Kolmiokuristus should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Drillo looks to score with a jab to the body but Kolmiokuristus is just out of range.
Kolmiokuristus on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A head kick misses from Drillo.
Kolmiokuristus closes the distance and clinches up with Drillo, looking for a takedown. Kolmiokuristus pushes Drillo against the ropes but Drillo circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Drillo looks to land a left hand but Kolmiokuristus moved out of range nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drillo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Drillo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kolmiokuristus fails with the takedown.

Kolmiokuristus scores with a takedown into Drillo's guard.

Drillo uses the ropes to get back to his feet.
Drillo takes a swing at Kolmiokuristus's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drillo pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Drillo lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Drillo.
Drillo throws a sloppy head kick and Kolmiokuristus moves out of range easily.
Drillo throws a head kick that half lands.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Drillo. Kolmiokuristus shrugs it off though.
Kolmiokuristus dodges the punch combination from Drillo.
Drillo lands a head kick. Kolmiokuristus smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Kalle Kolmiokuristus has been cut.
Kolmiokuristus fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kolmiokuristus.
A head kick misses from Drillo.

Kolmiokuristus scores with a takedown into Drillo's guard.
Drillo is looking to stand up but Kolmiokuristus isn't so interested in that idea.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Droom Drillo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kalle Kolmiokuristus's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Drillo throws a head kick that misses.
Drillo throws a body punch but Kolmiokuristus moves out of range.
Drillo tries to close the distance and clinch but Kolmiokuristus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Drillo ducks under a wild hook from Kolmiokuristus.
Kalle Kolmiokuristus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Drillo misses with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kolmiokuristus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Drillo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Horrible takedown by Kolmiokuristus or perhaps it was just good defense by Drillo which made him look bad.
Kolmiokuristus slips a jab and a cross from Drillo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drillo lands a front kick.
A swing and a miss from Drillo.
Kolmiokuristus changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Drillo tries to avoid it but Kolmiokuristus manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Drillo to the ground. Drillo escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Drillo is looking to wear down Kolmiokuristus with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Drillo with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Drillo cracks the inside of Kolmiokuristus's front leg.
Drillo misses with a kick to the body.
A big right from Drillo misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kolmiokuristus tries to clinch but Drillo moves out of range.
Kolmiokuristus moves out of range of the strikes.
Drillo throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Drillo throws and low kick but Kolmiokuristus moves out of range easily.
A jab from Drillo finds it's way through Kolmiokuristus's defenses.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Drillo here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Kolmiokuristus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kolmiokuristus has a takedown stuffed.
Droom Drillo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kalle Kolmiokuristus.
Drillo lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drillo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kolmiokuristus.
Drillo throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Kolmiokuristus shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Drillo as he jumps to the side.
Drillo looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Droom Drillo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Drillo moves away from the strike by Kolmiokuristus.

Kolmiokuristus shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Drillo's guard.
Kolmiokuristus stops Drillo from standing up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kolmiokuristus postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kolmiokuristus pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Drillo is keeping the position for now.
Kolmiokuristus trying to control but Drillo is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Droom Drillo dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Kalle Kolmiokuristus's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Drillo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Drillo throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Kolmiokuristus shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Drillo motions for Kolmiokuristus to come forward. Drillo throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Drillo keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Drillo throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Drillo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kolmiokuristus fails with a takedown attempt.
Droom Drillo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kalle Kolmiokuristus.
Drillo misses with the combination.
Kolmiokuristus shoots in for a takedown but Drillo shows good takedown defense.
Kolmiokuristus shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kolmiokuristus avoids the head kick by Drillo.
Drillo cracks the inside of Kolmiokuristus's front leg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kolmiokuristus misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Drillo throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Kolmiokuristus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kolmiokuristus tries for a takedown but Drillo sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Kolmiokuristus blocks a leg kick.
Drillo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kolmiokuristus checks the leg kick.
Drillo looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drillo thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Kolmiokuristus if he has to take too many more of those.
Drillo fails to land with a series of punches.
Both fighters circling a little - Drillo finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Drillo looks to land a left hand but Kolmiokuristus moved out of range nicely.
Drillo throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Drillo throws an overhand right that lands on Kolmiokuristus's shoulder, as Kolmiokuristus tries to avoid the shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Drillo. That's going to slow Kolmiokuristus down.
Drillo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kolmiokuristus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kolmiokuristus has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Drillo.
Kolmiokuristus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drillo lands a jab to Kolmiokuristus's midsection.
A punch combination from Drillo misses.
Drillo throws a hook but Kolmiokuristus avoids it easily.
A clash of legs there as Kolmiokuristus blocks the low kick.
Nice takedown defense from Drillo. No joy for Kolmiokuristus on that attempt.
Kolmiokuristus's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Drillo scores with a jab to the body.
Drillo throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kolmiokuristus.
Kalle Kolmiokuristus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Droom Drillo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Drillo.

And that's the end of the fight!
Droom Drillo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Drillo, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:26
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:26
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Droom Drillo!