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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 1061 p4p, 34 weight class) and Ethelbart Takahashi (ranked 2781 p4p, 38 weight class). SissyPants's entrance music is Scooters. A fine choice. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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282 lbs
15 - 4 - 0 |
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243 lbs
55 - 32 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
55 - 32 - 0, fighting out of London, Ethelbart Takahashi!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SissyPants ducks under a wild hook from Takahashi.
SissyPants's jab looks to have found its range, popping Takahashi under the eye.
Takahashi listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
SissyPants jabs Takahashi right on the nose. Takahashi blinks but takes it well.
SissyPants throws a looping overhand right but Takahashi ducks down to avoid it.
Good standup being displayed there by SissyPants as he connects with a hook.
SissyPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Takahashi sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Takahashi throws a hook to the side of SissyPants's head but SissyPants sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
SissyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Takahashi swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by SissyPants.
SissyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
SissyPants lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Takahashi missing with a left hand there. SissyPants was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
SissyPants fires out a quick counter leg kick but Takahashi just manages to avoid it.
A lazy body kick from Takahashi
and SissyPants counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
SissyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Takahashi was well out of range. Poor timing from SissyPants.
Jab by SissyPants.
Takahashi throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
SissyPants tries to counter by clinching up but Takahashi breaks away and moves out of range.
SissyPants drops Takahashi with a beautiful combination! Takahashi stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - SissyPants is looking for the KO!
Takahashi is rocked!
Takahashi moves out of range of the body kick from SissyPants.
Takahashi is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him?
Ethelbart Takahashi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Takahashi connects with a jab.
Takahashi seems to have recovered his senses.
Takahashi throws a leg kick
and SissyPants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Takahashi sprawling to the canvas! Takahashi rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can SissyPants finish him?!
We've been told by SissyPants's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
SissyPants slips under a jab.
Takahashi throws a jab when SissyPants was well out of range.
Takahashi is holding his hands too far apart here. SissyPants throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Takahashi is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants!
FannyPack SissyPants took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, RAGS of a RONIN for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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