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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jozen Joestar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poohpoo Schrohtums (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Jozen Joestar has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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208 lbs
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225 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jozen Joestar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Poohpoo Schrohtums!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Tiny Johnson and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schrohtums shoots in for a takedown but Joestar shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Schrohtums shoots in and bounces Joestar off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Schrohtums looking to pass the guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schrohtums controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schrohtums stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Schrohtums shoots in but Joestar avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Joestar is looking for a counter combo.
Joestar scores with a punch to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joestar works the jab nicely.
Joestar keeps the fight on the outside.
Schrohtums shoots and misses
and Joestar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jozen Joestar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Poohpoo Schrohtums.
Joestar pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Schrohtums back to the cage. Joestar follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Schrohtums tries to score a power double leg takedown but Joestar sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Schrohtums somewhat.
Joestar moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Nice body kick from Joestar.
Schrohtums changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Joestar tries to avoid it but Schrohtums manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Joestar to the ground. Joestar escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Schrohtums fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Joestar avoids it really well and circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schrohtums is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jozen Joestar is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Joestar digs a good body shot into Schrohtums's ribs.
Joestar stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Joestar wants it to stay on the feet.
Joestar was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Joestar scores with a kick to the body.
Joestar scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
It looks like Poohpoo Schrohtums has been cut.
Joestar swinging wildly here.
Joestar connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A punch combination from Joestar misses.
Joestar bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Schrohtums's head backwards.
Schrohtums looks to clinch
and Joestar counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Schrohtums 's head but he takes it in his stride.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joestar looks to land a combination. Schrohtums sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Schrohtums gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Schrohtums.
Joestar gets through Schrohtums's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Schrohtums blocks a body shot from Joestar.
Schrohtums blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Joestar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Schrohtums backwards.
Schrohtums blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Joestar scores with a shot to the side of Schrohtums's head.
Good body shot from Joestar.
Joestar lands an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Joestar fails to land.
Joestar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Schrohtums backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Joestar lands on the inside with an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joestar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Joestar tries to work over Schrohtums's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Schrohtums breaks from the clinch.
A jab from Joestar finds it's way through Schrohtums's defenses.
Joestar looks to land a combination. Schrohtums sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Schrohtums tries to clinch but Joestar moves out of range.
A left lands for Joestar.
Schrohtums shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Joestar but Joestar pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Joestar keeps Schrohtums at a distance using the push kick.
Left hook, right uppercut from Joestar.
Joestar throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Schrohtums counters with a takedown into side control.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Schrohtums tries to advance to mount but Joestar instead regains half guard.
Schrohtums controlling the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jozen Joestar dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Poohpoo Schrohtums's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Joestar lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Joestar feints a jab promting Schrohtums to slip. Joestar then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Schrohtums slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Joestar blocks a head kick by Schrohtums.
Schrohtums shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Joestar sprawls well. Joestar wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Schrohtums gets slowly back to his feet.
Joestar throws a nice head kick!
Jozen Joestar is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schrohtums wants to clinch up but Joestar keeps it at a distance.
Joestar fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Schrohtums, pushing him back against the cage.
Schrohtums is looking for a takedown.
Joestar scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Schrohtums just leaning against Joestar, taking a breather.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Schrohtums swings wildly with an uppercut but Joestar uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schrohtums can't get the takedown.
Jozen Joestar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Poohpoo Schrohtums.
Joestar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Joestar pushes Schrohtums back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Joestar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Schrohtums.
A short right from Joestar.
Joestar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Joestar lands a shoulder strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Joestar.
Joestar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Schrohtums backwards.
Still in the clinch, Joestar scores with a nice short uppercut.
Joestar is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Joestar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Schrohtums backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Joestar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Schrohtums.
A nice left hand lands by Joestar.
Joestar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Schrohtums looking to stall.
Schrohtums wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Joestar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Joestar fails to land.
Joestar pushes Schrohtums back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Joestar lands a left hand.
Schrohtums jumps guard but Joestar turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Joestar lands a body punch.
Schrohtums is breathing heavily.
Joestar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Schrohtums blocks an uppercut.
Joestar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Joestar fails to land.
Joestar is working Schrohtums over against the cage.
Joestar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Schrohtumss head.
Schrohtums wants a takedown.
Joestar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Schrohtums takes a shot to the head.
Joestar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Schrohtums backwards.
Joestar lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Joestar is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Schrohtums can do to turn this around?
Joestar misses with the head strike.
Jozen Joestar has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Joestar lands with a short shot to the head.
Joestar scores with a shot to the side of Schrohtums's head.
Joestar lands a hook that snaps the head of Schrohtums backwards.
A shot in the inside from Joestar.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Joestar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Schrohtums is rocked!
Joestar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Schrohtums is still on wobbly legs! Can Joestar finish him?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joestar swings wildly with an uppercut but Schrohtums uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schrohtums seems to have recovered his senses.
Joestar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Joestar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Joestar lands an uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Joestar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Joestar scores with a nice short uppercut.
Joestar blocks a body shot from Schrohtums.
Joestar gets through Schrohtums's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Joestar.
Joestar avoids the elbow strike from Schrohtums, against the cage.
Schrohtums tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Schrohtums is trying to maintain a safe position but Joestar gets an underhook and turns Schrohtums into the cage.
Joestar lands with a right to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jozen Joestar dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Poohpoo Schrohtums's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Schrohtums takes a kick to the side of the head.
Joestar lands a big uppercut and Schrohtums crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Schrohtums looks OK. Joestar waves Schrohtums back to his feet!
Joestar gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Schrohtums to score an easy takedown into full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schrohtums controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Schrohtums advances position into side control!
Schrohtums content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schrohtums advances to full mount.
Schrohtums controlling the pace for now.
Schrohtums working for a guillotine from mount but Joestar is in no mood to give up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Schrohtums controlling his opponent.
Joestar on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Joestar tries to get out of the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schrohtums lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Schrohtums looking to control and managing it successfully.
Schrohtums is continuing to stall.
Joestar is in all sorts of trouble here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joestar tries to hold on but Schrohtums pushes him away.
Schrohtums takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Schrohtums's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Schrohtums pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Joestar knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Schrohtums on the ground.
Schrohtums goes for an armbar but Joestar turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Joestar.
Jozen Joestar is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schrohtums has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Joestar prevents Schrohtums from getting back to his feet.
Joestar has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schrohtums keeping moving, preventing Joestar from controlling successfully.
Schrohtums controlling the position.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Poohpoo Schrohtums.
I think Joestar has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jozen Joestar!
A relieved looking Jozen Joestar thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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