PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alberto El Parton (ranked 4167 p4p, 564 weight class) and Joey Warren (ranked 25450 p4p, 0 weight class). El Parton comes to the cage accompanied by Licensed Tequila. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

El Parton
vs
Warren

196 cm
25
216 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

170 cm
25
210 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Alberto El Parton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Joey Warren!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Sandra Marshall and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Warren throws a body punch but El Parton moves out of range.
Warren falls off balance throwing a combination

and El Parton decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Warren's guard.

El Parton got a little sloppy there for a moment and Warren has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, El Parton has managed to get both his arms back between Warren's legs - danger averted.
El Parton postures up in Warren's guard and throws a big left but Warren blocks it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Warren looking to hit a scissor sweep but El Parton is one step ahead there.
El Parton seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
El Parton trying to control the position from guard on top but Warren is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
El Parton content to stall in guard here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
El Parton trying to control the position from guard on top but Warren is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
El Parton avoids the body shot from Warren.
El Parton avoids a punch combination nicely.
El Parton throws a big counter combination but Warren scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
El Parton tries to clinch but Warren moves out of range.
Warren looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Warren is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Warren dodges the punch combination from El Parton.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
El Parton ducks under a wild hook from Warren.
Nice sprawl there from Warren as El Parton shoots in.
Warren throws a series of punches but El Parton avoids them all with ease.
A solid leg kick lands there for El Parton.
Warren shoots in but El Parton avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Joey Warren seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
El Parton is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Warren.

It looks like Alberto El Parton has been cut.
Warren lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but El Parton circles away quickly and effectively.
Warren looks winded!
El Parton shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Despite the aggression on Warren's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
El Parton bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from El Parton is defended easily by Warren.
Warren is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alberto El Parton. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Warren enables El Parton to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Warren manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Warren looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Warren lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Warren throws a big elbow that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Warren throws a big right hand that misses.
Warren throwing strikes but missing.
El Parton will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Warren won't allow El Parton to sweep him here.
Warren trying to control the position from guard on top but El Parton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
El Parton wants to control the position but Warren says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
El Parton striking from the bottom.

Warren is working for a submission of some sort.
El Parton pushes Warren off looking to stand but Warren dives back in and keeps control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
El Parton is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Warren tries to pass the half guard into mount. El Parton knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joey Warren dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Alberto El Parton's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

El Parton swats away the attempt to clinch by Warren.
El Parton looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Warren stuffs the takedown attempt from El Parton. El Parton gets slowly back to his feet.
Warren shoots in but El Parton avoids the takedown attempt easily.
El Parton tries to counter with a takedown but Warren is quick to defend against it.
Alberto El Parton is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Some wild striking there from Warren.
Warren scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
El Parton with a lazy takedown attempt
and Warren makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A combination from Warren does no damage.
Warren throws a poor cross that misses
enabling El Parton to counter with a crisp jab.
Warren is breathing heavily.
El Parton darts in looking for a takedown but Warren gets double underhooks and turns El Parton into the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alberto El Parton. That's going to take a lot out of him.
El Parton fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Warren.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Warren misses with a wild body shot.
Warren uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by El Parton.
El Parton throws a leg kick but Warren checks it.
Warren looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Sloppy strikes from El Parton. Those never looked like landing.

El Parton shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Warren wants to improve his position but El Parton is controlling well.
El Parton with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Warren wants to control but El Parton is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Warren keeping hold of El Parton's head, controlling as best he can.
Warren is looking to get back to full guard here but El Parton has managed to pass to side control instead.
Warren tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but El Parton presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Warren slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
El Parton is looking to stand up but he'll have to free his leg first. Instead, Warren manages to get to full guard.
Warren is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
El Parton engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

Warren working for a triangle but El Parton defends it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Warren utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Warren wants to sweep but no luck.
El Parton scoring with some ground and pound.
Warren keeping moving, preventing El Parton from controlling successfully.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
El Parton works over Warren with some ground and pound from guard.
El Parton stands and throws Warren's legs to the side, diving into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alberto El Parton dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Alberto El Parton's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Warren throws a series of punches but El Parton moves out of range.
El Parton lands with a nice body kick.
El Parton is trying hard to land a takedown here. Warren sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

El Parton darts in and clinches Warren up against the cage.
El Parton jumps guard but Warren turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
El Parton is looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alberto El Parton. That's going to take a lot out of him.
El Parton taking a breather.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Warren doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Warren can't find room to land a body shot as El Parton controls the action.
Warren takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Warren looking to throw knees to the head but El Parton is blocking nicely.
El Parton fails to pull guard.
Warren avoids the elbow strike from El Parton, against the cage.
Warren tries to stall but El Parton uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
El Parton tries to pull guard but Warren won't allow it.
Warren stalls.
El Parton blocks a body shot from Warren.
Warren tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
El Parton tries for a takedown. No joy.
El Parton effectively controlling the action here.
El Parton is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Warren pulls him back up using the underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Warren looking to throw knees to the head but El Parton is blocking nicely.
El Parton is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Warren to keep the fight standing.
El Parton blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
El Parton tries to pull guard but Warren won't allow it.
El Parton tries to pull guard but Warren won't allow it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Warren.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Warren tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
El Parton fails to pull the fight into his guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Warren taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Warren missing with knees to the body.
El Parton tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Warren just stands there and leans against the cage.
Warren putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has El Parton in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Warren tries a knee to the head but El Parton blocks it.
Warren will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning El Parton up against the cage.
El Parton can't break the clinch.
El Parton tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Warren tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Warren's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

El Parton pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

El Parton looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Warren!
Warren is looking for a sweep.
El Parton remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
El Parton scores with punches from side control.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Joey Warren.
I think Warren has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 28:29
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 28:29
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joey Warren!
The defeated Alberto El Parton had this to say: 'I Know I Lost But It Doesn't Matter, Because I Get To Bang Paige You Stupid Perro '.