PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jordan Smackaskeez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Noodle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smackaskeez comes to the cage accompanied by I Am Legend - Lloyd Banks. Jimmy Noodle is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Smackaskeez
vs
Noodle

210 cm
22
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
21
240 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Prefers ground

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jordan Smackaskeez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jimmy Noodle!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Elvis Blanc and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noodle fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Smackaskeez misses with a leg kick.
Nice takedown defense from Smackaskeez. No joy for Noodle on that attempt.
Smackaskeez misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Noodle swats away the attempt to clinch by Smackaskeez.
Smackaskeez fails with the takedown
and Noodle counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Smackaskeez is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Noodle moves in looking to clinch but Smackaskeez pushes him off.
Noodle moves in looking to clinch but Smackaskeez pushes him off.
Noodle is looking to clinch.
Noodle tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Smackaskeez paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Noodle looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Smackaskeez shoots in and drives through. Noodle sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jordan Smackaskeez. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Noodle feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

Smackaskeez looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Smackaskeez trying to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noodle tries to free his leg and advance position but Smackaskeez is retaining full guard.

Smackaskeez looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Noodle trying to control but Smackaskeez is working from the bottom.
Noodle stops Smackaskeez from standing up.
Smackaskeez is breathing heavily.
Noodle forces his way into half guard.
Noodle is looking to take a break and control but Smackaskeez is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Smackaskeez is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Noodle pulls his head out easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Smackaskeez slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Noodle trying to control the position from guard on top but Smackaskeez is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Noodle showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Noodle throws a big right hand that misses.
Noodle preventing the sweep.
Noodle missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Noodle is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Noodle wants to pass the guard but Smackaskeez is keeping the position.

Noodle decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Noodle tries to bum rush Smackaskeez with a series of wild strikes but Smackaskeez uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Smackaskeez!
Smackaskeez moves in looking to clinch but Noodle pushes him off.
Smackaskeez throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Noodle counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Noodle jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Smackaskeez walks away with a smile on his face. Noodle gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Smackaskeez forces Noodle back against the cage and clinches.
Noodle lands a nice uppercut.
Noodle tries to break the clinch but Smackaskeez is controlling the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Noodle manages to break the clinch.
Noodle takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Smackaskeez fails to land the takedown.
Smackaskeez shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Noodle but Noodle pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Smackaskeez looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Smackaskeez fails with the takedown.
Smackaskeez throws a left and a right that both miss

and Noodle moves into the clinch.

Noodle escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Smackaskeez breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Noodle throws a sloppy head kick and Smackaskeez moves out of range easily.
Smackaskeez lands a jab-cross combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jimmy Noodle dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Smackaskeez shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Smackaskeez was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Noodle is trying desperately to improve position.
Noodle wants to control but Smackaskeez is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Smackaskeez working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Noodle is trying to escape the mount.
Smackaskeez looking to control but Noodle is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Noodle tries to lock up and control but Smackaskeez gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smackaskeez is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Smackaskeez is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Noodle is surviving well by controlling Smackaskeez's body position as best he can.

Smackaskeez is standing up, even though he is in mount.
Noodle dodges the punch combination from Smackaskeez.
Smackaskeez misses with a takedown attempt - Noodle sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Noodle shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Smackaskeez as he avoids it easily.
Noodle closes this distance looking for a takedown but Smackaskeez circles away.
Smackaskeez doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Noodle connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noodle swats away the attempt to clinch by Smackaskeez.
Noodle tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Smackaskeez counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Noodle's guard now.
Noodle trying to keep a closed guard but Smackaskeez is proving a slippery customer.
Noodle controlling the position.

Smackaskeez has gone for a leg lock! Noodle slips out almost immediately though and dives into Smackaskeez's guard.
Smackaskeez wants to stand but Noodle is controlling the position.

Smackaskeez looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noodle trying to control the position from guard on top but Smackaskeez is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Noodle's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Noodle stopping the sweep attempt from Smackaskeez.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Smackaskeez is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Smackaskeez throws a right and a left that Noodle avoids nicely.
Smackaskeez throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Noodle fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jordan Smackaskeez has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jimmy Noodle.
Smackaskeez loads up on a big right hand but Noodle slips the punch.
Smackaskeez lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Nice takedown defense from Noodle. No joy for Smackaskeez on that attempt.
Smackaskeez is looking to clinch but Noodle is avoiding it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Noodle.
Smackaskeez tries to clinch up

and Noodle counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jordan Smackaskeez dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Noodle looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
No luck for Smackaskeez with that takedown attempt.
Horrible takedown by Smackaskeez or perhaps it was just good defense by Noodle which made him look bad.
Noodle shoots in for a double leg but Smackaskeez sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Noodle lands with a cross.
Noodle slips a jab and a cross from Smackaskeez.
Nice sprawl there from Smackaskeez as Noodle shoots in.
Jordan Smackaskeez has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jimmy Noodle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smackaskeez throws a nice looking combination but Noodle bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Noodle tries to clinch up but Smackaskeez circles away and keeps his distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Noodle closes the distance looking to clinch

and Smackaskeez counters with a single leg into guard. Noodle didn't expect that.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noodle is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Noodle keeping moving, preventing Smackaskeez from controlling successfully.
Smackaskeez postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Noodle is looking to stand up but Smackaskeez isn't so interested in that idea.
Noodle looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Noodle wants to stand up but Smackaskeez is controlling him.

Smackaskeez stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Smackaskeez misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Smackaskeez shoots in and bounces Noodle off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Noodle looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Smackaskeez puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.

Smackaskeez is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Noodle defends it well.
Smackaskeez is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Smackaskeez slips a nice elbow through Noodle's hands, connecting with Noodle's forehead.

Smackaskeez is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Smackaskeez is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Smackaskeez trying to mount his opponent but Noodle defends it.
Noodle has a hand on Smackaskeez's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Smackaskeez takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Smackaskeez landing strikes from the mount and Noodle is in trouble!
Noodle is trying desperately to improve position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Smackaskeez lands a big shot there that rocks Noodle but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Smackaskeez trying to control but he's not successful this time.
BOOM! Smackaskeez connects with a massive shot to the dome!

Smackaskeez stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.

Smackaskeez forces Noodle back against the cage and clinches.
Noodle wants to get back to striking at distance but Smackaskeez won't allow it.
Smackaskeez lands a shot to the body.
Noodle pushes off an throws an elbow but Smackaskeez leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

Smackaskeez breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Smackaskeez scores a takedown into full mount!
Noodle is working to get back to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jordan Smackaskeez showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Smackaskeez has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 29:28
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jordan Smackaskeez!