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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 1278 p4p, 173 weight class) and Romulus Veres (ranked 1926 p4p, 260 weight class). Mary Jane Rottencrotch has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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188 lbs
21 - 4 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Romulus Veres!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Elvis Blanc and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Veres connects with a body shot that sends Rottencrotch's belly button to the back.
Rottencrotch blocks a head kick by Veres.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick but Veres moved away.
Rottencrotch connects with an inside leg kick.
Rottencrotch tries to land a leg kick but Veres saw it coming and moves away.
A head kick by Veres misses
and Rottencrotch counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Veres staying out of range there.
Rottencrotch moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromVeres.
Veres digs a good hook to Rottencrotch's body.
Veres pushes Rottencrotch away with a front kick.
Veres takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Veres connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Veres tries to work over Rottencrotch's front leg with a kick but Rottencrotch checks it.
A jab lands there for Rottencrotch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Veres throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
As Veres backs away, Rottencrotch returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Veres waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch tries a head kick but it misses.
Veres looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Veres just misses with a punch to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Rottencrotch misses the target.
Rottencrotch has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rottencrotch there as he acknowledges the shot.
Rottencrotch throws a shot from downtown. Veres moves away and avoids it.
Rottencrotch lands a big head kick that sends Veres tumbling to the mat! Rottencrotch takes a step backwards and waves Veres back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Veres is rocked!
It looks like Romulus Veres has been cut.
Veres throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Rottencrotch counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Veres's elbow.
Veres scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Veres lands with a light punch inside.
Rottencrotch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Veres throws a punch but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
Veres misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Veres throws a punch but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
A nice left hand lands by Veres.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Veres.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Veres.
Veres tries to work over Rottencrotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Veres fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Veres misses with a punch on the inside.
Veres pushes Rottencrotch back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Veres tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch tries to work over Veres's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rottencrotch prevents a body shot from Veres.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Veres misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Veres tries a body shot but Rottencrotch blocks it.
Veres lands a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Veres lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Rottencrotch fails to land.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rottencrotch lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Rottencrotch lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Veres or not.
Veres blocks a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch swings wildly with an uppercut but Veres uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch to the body.
Rottencrotch lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Rottencrotch lands a shot to the body.
Rottencrotch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Veres misses with the head strike.
Rottencrotch lands a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rottencrotch creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Veres struggles to land a body shot inside as Rottencrotch controls his hands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch blocks a body shot from Veres.
Veres tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rottencrotch misses with a short punch on the inside.
Veres throws a punch but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
Veres tries a body shot but Rottencrotch blocks it.
Veres misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Veres doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Veres working aggressively here.
Veres working aggressively here.
Rottencrotch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Veres misses with a punch on the inside.
Veres lands a left hand that snaps the head of Rottencrotch backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Rottencrotch.
Veres can't find room to land a body shot as Rottencrotch controls the action.
Veres misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Veres can't find room to land a body shot as Rottencrotch controls the action.
Veres blocks a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Veres goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch throws a head punch that misses.
Veres misses with a punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Veres swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Veres throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rottencrotchs head.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Veres controls the action.
Still in the clinch, Rottencrotch scores with a nice short uppercut.
Rottencrotch has a couple of punches blocked by Veres.
Rottencrotch has a couple of punches blocked by Veres.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rottencrotch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Veres lands an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch throws a punch but it's blocked by Veres.
Veres lands a body punch.
Veres lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Veres fails to land.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Rottencrotch throws a punch but it's blocked by Veres.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rottencrotch is leaning against Veres and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Veres.
Veres scores with a nice hook to the head.
Rottencrotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch blocking some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Romulus Veres will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Romulus Veres's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A clash of legs there as Rottencrotch blocks the low kick.
Rottencrotch with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Rottencrotch avoids the body shot from Veres.
Rottencrotch appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Veres throws a body shot but no joy.
Rottencrotch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Veres looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Rottencrotch blocks the body kick.
Veres moves away from the strike by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rottencrotch drops his hands momentarily and Veres takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Veres fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Veres lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rottencrotch circles away quickly and effectively.
Veres tests Rottencrotch's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A head kick misses from Rottencrotch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Veres throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rottencrotch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rottencrotch takes one on the button.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook.
Veres throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that misses.
Veres throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Veres works the jab nicely.
Veres takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Rottencrotch with a hook.
Veres ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rottencrotch moves away.
Rottencrotch thuds a left hand into Veres's body.
Veres looks to land a right hand but Rottencrotch moved out of range.
A shot to the liver by Veres. Beautiful body shot.
Veres uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch misses the jab.
Veres fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rottencrotch on the side of the head.
Rottencrotch misses the jab.
Rottencrotch misses with an uppercut.
Rottencrotch ducks under a wild hook from Veres.
Rottencrotch works the jab nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Veres lands a lovely overhand right.
Rottencrotch takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Rottencrotch takes a swing at Veres's ribcage but misses.
Rottencrotch takes a swing at Veres's ribcage but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Veres scores with a body shot.
Veres takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Veres darts in and clinches Rottencrotch up against the cage.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Veres blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Veres gets through Rottencrotch's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch prevents a body shot from Veres.
Rottencrotch tries to throw a body punch but Veres avoids it by throwing Rottencrotch back against the cage.
Veres lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Rottencrotch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Veres has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Veres tries a body shot but Rottencrotch blocks it.
Veres throws a punch but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
Veres softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Rottencrotch lands with a right to the head.
Veres misses with a punch to the body.
Veres misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch scores with a shot to the side of Veres's head.
Rottencrotch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Veres lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Veres.
Veres misses with a short punch on the inside.
Veres lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Rottencrotch tries to work over Veres's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Veres controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Veres.
Veres struggles to land a body shot inside as Rottencrotch controls his hands.
Veres prevents a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Veres working aggressively here.
Veres goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Rottencrotch fails to land.
Romulus Veres seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook to the ribs.
Veres has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Veres misses with a hook from the clinch.
Veres's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Rottencrotch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Veres lands a body shot.
A right hand to the body from Veres.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Veres fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Veres misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Veres blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Veres lands a left hand that snaps the head of Rottencrotch backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rottencrotch creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Veres prevents a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.
Veres working aggressively here.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Veres struggles to land a body shot inside as Rottencrotch controls his hands.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Veres tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rottencrotch's elbow.
Rottencrotch scores with an uppercut up the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Romulus Veres showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Romulus Veres's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Veres gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Veres.
Veres wants to clinch.
An attempted straight right counter from Rottencrotch misses the target.
Veres lands a nice looking body kick.
Rottencrotch throws a body shot but no joy.
Rottencrotch tries to close the distance and clinch but Veres swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Veres looks to throw the jab but Rottencrotch is out of range.
The fighters circling - Rottencrotch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big left from Rottencrotch misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Danga de danga de dang - Veres scores with a four punch combination!
Rottencrotch tests Veres's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Veres moves out of range of the leg kick from Rottencrotch.
A clash of legs there as Rottencrotch blocks the low kick.
Veres avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rottencrotch lands a nice shot that snaps Veres's head back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch lands a right hook to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Veres.
Rottencrotch pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Veres is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Veres is still on wobbly legs! Can Rottencrotch finish him?
Veres's corner calls for a 1-2. Veres obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A big right from Rottencrotch misses.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the standup battle so far.
Rottencrotch takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Decent striking displayed by Veres there.
Veres seems to have recovered his senses.
Veres looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
It looked like Rottencrotch was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Veres.
Veres swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
An inside leg kick lands from Veres.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Veres - that will leave a mark!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Veres lands an overhand right.
Veres throws the kick towards the body but Rottencrotch avoids it.
Rottencrotch works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Veres scores with a jab to the body.
Rottencrotch lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Rottencrotch blocks a head kick by Veres.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Veres throws a head kick that misses.
Veres throws a sloppy body shot
and Rottencrotch counters with a huge left! Veres is in big trouble! He's backing up but Rottencrotch isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Veres from any more damage. A dominating finish by Rottencrotch!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
Our winner, Mary Jane Rottencrotch, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Romulus Veres had this to say: 'I've failed this time but I will be back to reform this poor soul.'.
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