PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tinashe Chukwuma (ranked 631 p4p, 23 weight class) and FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 861 p4p, 30 weight class). Chukwuma kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Corleone. The crowd seem to be enjoying SissyPants's choice of entrance music: Scooters. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Chukwuma
vs
SissyPants

194 cm
30
271 lbs
17 - 10 - 1

194 cm
27
282 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

RAGS of a RONIN
Project Mayhem

Urban Fighter
RAGS of a RONIN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tinashe Chukwuma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Chukwuma instigates a clinch.
A short body shot lands from Chukwuma as the two fighters clinch.
Chukwuma lands with a right to the head.
Nice body punch from SissyPants - that landed with a thud.
Chukwuma can't find room to land a body shot as SissyPants controls the action.
Chukwuma pushes SissyPants back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by SissyPants.
A shot in the inside from Chukwuma.
A short left from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma tries to work over SissyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chukwuma avoiding damage.
SissyPants has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
SissyPants wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
SissyPants is trying to break the clinch but Chukwuma is controlling him.
SissyPants looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chukwuma.
SissyPants misses with the head strike.
Chukwuma lands with a left to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chukwuma.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short uppercut from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chukwuma lands with a light punch inside.
SissyPants looks winded!
SissyPants takes a shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on SissyPants's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Chukwuma is leaning against SissyPants and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Chukwuma blocking some punches.
Chukwuma is leaning against SissyPants and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma gets through SissyPants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Chukwuma misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short left from Chukwuma.

SissyPants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
SissyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chukwuma.
A counter left hand to the body from Chukwuma misses its target.
Chukwuma tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Chukwuma tries to close the distance and clinch but SissyPants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Chukwuma lets loose with a powerful body kick. SissyPants will feel that in the morning.
SissyPants swats away the attempt to clinch by Chukwuma.

Chukwuma has taken the fight to the clinch.
Chukwuma working aggressively here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chukwuma softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chukwuma creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Chukwuma working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
SissyPants wants to break free but Chukwuma has control.
A short left from SissyPants.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chukwuma.
Chukwuma digs a right hand into SissyPants's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on SissyPants's gas tank.
SissyPants working aggressively here.
SissyPants working aggressively here.
Chukwuma swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right hand to the body from Chukwuma.
A short body shot lands from Chukwuma as the two fighters clinch.
Come on Chukwuma - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Chukwuma lands with a light punch inside.
Chukwuma scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right from Chukwuma on the inside.
A short right from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma scores with a shot to the side of SissyPants's head.
Chukwuma misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chukwuma misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chukwuma lands with a light punch inside.
SissyPants is working Chukwuma over against the cage.
Chukwuma presses SissyPants against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A right hand to the body from SissyPants.
Chukwuma lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Good body shot from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards.
A short body shot lands from Chukwuma as the two fighters clinch.
Chukwuma lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Chukwuma is working SissyPants over against the cage.
Chukwuma lands with a left to the head.
Chukwuma working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Chukwuma - that landed with a thud.
SissyPants working hard to break the clinch.
SissyPants's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A right handed body shot lands from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards.
Nice body punch from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma struggles to land a body shot inside as SissyPants controls his hands.
Still in the clinch, Chukwuma scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Chukwuma as the two fighters clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chukwuma lands a left hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards.
Chukwuma tries a body shot but SissyPants blocks it.
Chukwuma can't find room to land a body shot as SissyPants controls the action.
Chukwuma gets through SissyPants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Chukwuma misses with a punch to the body.
Chukwuma lands a body shot.
Chukwuma struggles to land a body shot inside as SissyPants controls his hands.
Chukwuma lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chukwuma is trying to stall.
Chukwuma misses with the head strike.
Chukwuma goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chukwuma pushes SissyPants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma struggles to land a body shot inside as SissyPants controls his hands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chukwuma blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chukwuma.
Chukwuma is working SissyPants over against the cage.
A short right from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma lands a body punch.
Chukwuma lands a left hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tinashe Chukwuma dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

SissyPants swats away the attempt to clinch by Chukwuma.

Chukwuma forces SissyPants back against the cage and clinches.
Chukwuma blocks a body shot from SissyPants.
Chukwuma scores with a nice hook to the head.
Chukwuma working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
SissyPants presses Chukwuma against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Chukwuma cracks SissyPants with a nice body shot.
SissyPants digs a right hand underneath Chukwuma's ribcage. Chukwuma let out a lung full of air as it connected.
SissyPants pushes Chukwuma back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Chukwuma lands a left hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards.
Chukwuma misses with a punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chukwuma blocking some punches.
SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.

SissyPants breaks the clinch.
A jab from SissyPants misses.

Chukwuma has managed to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chukwuma lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
SissyPants throws a head punch that misses.
Chukwuma is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that SissyPants can do to turn this around?
A right hook to the body lands for Chukwuma.
SissyPants is breathing heavily.

SissyPants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Chukwuma slips under a jab from SissyPants.
Chukwuma doesn't manage to clinch there - SissyPants circles away.
SissyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chukwuma was well out of range. Poor timing from SissyPants.
SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chukwuma manages to avoid it.
Chukwuma doesn't manage to clinch there - SissyPants circles away.
Chukwuma cracks the inside of SissyPants's front leg.
Chukwuma is looking to clinch.
Chukwuma tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but SissyPants paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Chukwuma tries to clinch there but SissyPants circles away.
SissyPants takes a swing at Chukwuma's ribcage but misses.
Chukwuma looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chukwuma looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chukwuma uses good head movement to avoid the hook from SissyPants.

Chukwuma gets a clinch.
Chukwuma tries to work over SissyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Chukwuma.
SissyPants misses with a hook from the clinch.
SissyPants works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Chukwuma prevents a body shot from SissyPants.
SissyPants working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good body shot from SissyPants.

SissyPants breaks from the clinch.
Chukwuma doesn't manage to clinch there - SissyPants circles away.
SissyPants lands with a nice body punch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chukwuma looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
SissyPants works the jab nicely.

It looks like Tinashe Chukwuma has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chukwuma slips under a jab from SissyPants.
Chukwuma tries to clinch up but SissyPants circles away and keeps his distance.
SissyPants misses with a looping right.
Chukwuma tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but SissyPants paws at him with a jab and circles away.
SissyPants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Chukwuma tries to clinch up
and SissyPants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Chukwuma comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Chukwuma tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. SissyPants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Chukwuma on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Chukwuma ducks under a wild hook from SissyPants.
The fighters circling - SissyPants throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Chukwuma was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Chukwuma tries to close the distance and clinch but SissyPants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
SissyPants connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Chukwuma's hands.
SissyPants takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Chukwuma is looking to clinch.
Chukwuma doesn't manage to clinch there - SissyPants circles away.
SissyPants throws a body punch but Chukwuma moves out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
SissyPants has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Chukwuma finds it's way round the side to connect with SissyPants's head.
SissyPants jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Chukwuma scores with a nice body kick.
Chukwuma connects with a good right hand that stumbles SissyPants. SissyPants circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Chukwuma wants to clinch
and SissyPants counters with a right hand to the body.
SissyPants connects with a body shot that sends Chukwuma's belly button to the back.
SissyPants throws an overhand right that lands on Chukwuma's shoulder, as Chukwuma tries to avoid the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

FannyPack SissyPants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Tinashe Chukwuma's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

SissyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
SissyPants misses with a hook.
SissyPants looks to throw the jab but Chukwuma is out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chukwuma looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
SissyPants jabbing away but nothing is landing.
SissyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chukwuma.

Chukwuma closes the distance and clinches.
Chukwuma lands a shot to the body.
Chukwuma misses with a body punch.
Chukwuma lands with a short punch from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
SissyPants throws a head punch that misses.
SissyPants tries to work over Chukwuma's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
SissyPants working hard to break the clinch.
Chukwuma swings away with an uppercut that misses.

SissyPants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chukwuma dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on SissyPants. That did some damage!

That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Chukwuma.

Chukwuma clinches up against the cage.
SissyPants blocks a body shot from Chukwuma.
A head punch on the inside from SissyPants fails to land.
Tinashe Chukwuma has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Chukwuma tries to work over SissyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Chukwuma blocks a body shot from SissyPants.
Chukwuma tries to work over SissyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Chukwuma working aggressively here.
A right hand to the body from Chukwuma.
SissyPants takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
SissyPants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chukwuma lands an uppercut.
Chukwuma misses with the head strike.
Chukwuma lands a shoulder strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chukwuma.
Good body shot from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma pushes SissyPants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
SissyPants misses with the head strike.
Chukwuma blocks an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chukwuma works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Chukwuma stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Chukwuma.
SissyPants misses with the head strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma lands a right hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards.
Chukwuma prevents a body shot from SissyPants.
SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Chukwuma.
Nice body punch from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma digs a right hand underneath SissyPants's ribcage. SissyPants let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Chukwuma softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Chukwuma lands a body punch.
Chukwuma tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chukwuma lands a right hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards.
SissyPants takes a shot to the head.
A shot in the inside from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma throws a blind hook that connects with the side of SissyPantss head.
Chukwuma lands a nice shot to the body.
A short uppercut from Chukwuma.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chukwuma doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Chukwuma on the inside.
Chukwuma dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A short right from Chukwuma on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from SissyPants.
SissyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
SissyPants tries to circle away but Chukwuma has him pinned against the cage.
Chukwuma goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chukwuma misses with some punches.
Chukwuma's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Chukwuma.
SissyPants is trying to push Chukwuma away but Chukwuma has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A head punch blocked on the inside by SissyPants.
SissyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
SissyPants lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Chukwuma or not.
SissyPants is trying to break the clinch but Chukwuma is controlling him.
A head punch on the inside from SissyPants fails to land.
SissyPants throws a head punch that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chukwuma can't find room to land a body shot as SissyPants controls the action.
SissyPants lands with a right to the head.
SissyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for SissyPants.
Chukwuma tries a body shot but SissyPants blocks it.

SissyPants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
SissyPants connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big right from SissyPants misses.
Chukwuma feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Chukwuma gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Chukwuma is looking to clinch.
Chukwuma tries to close the distance and clinch but SissyPants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
SissyPants throws a sloppy body shot

and Chukwuma moves into the clinch.
Chukwuma digs a right hand underneath SissyPants's ribcage. SissyPants let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A hook to the body from Chukwuma.
SissyPants misses with some punches.
Chukwuma lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
SissyPants prevents a body shot from Chukwuma.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tinashe Chukwuma showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Chukwuma has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tinashe Chukwuma!
Our winner, Tinashe Chukwuma, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated FannyPack SissyPants had this to say: 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.