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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Patrick O Callaghan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Submit Your Mother (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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145 lbs
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155 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Patrick O Callaghan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Submit Your Mother!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
O Callaghan thows a body shot but no joy.
Your Mother closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Your Mother lands in his opponent's guard.
O Callaghan is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Your Mother is controlling him.
Your Mother trying to control the position from guard on top but O Callaghan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
O Callaghan wants to get back to his feet but Your Mother is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Your Mother trying to control the position from guard on top but O Callaghan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Your Mother is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Your Mother tries to free his leg and advance position but O Callaghan is retaining full guard.
O Callaghan might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
O Callaghan is looking to stand up but Your Mother isn't so interested in that idea.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
O Callaghan closes the distance and clinches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Your Mother fails to pull guard.
O Callaghan lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
O Callaghan stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
O Callaghan lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Your Mother or not.
Your Mother jumps guard.
Your Mother wants to sweep but no luck.
O Callaghan wants to stand but Your Mother is controlling his posture from full guard.
Your Mother seems keen to control O Callaghan's posture.
Your Mother working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. O Callaghan doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. O Callaghan manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
O Callaghan avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Your Mother looks gassed!
Your Mother trying to control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
O Callaghan has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Your Mother is proving hard to escape from.
O Callaghan has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Your Mother throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
O Callaghan has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Your Mother to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! O Callaghan is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Your Mother pulls down on the head and he's put O Callaghan to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Submit Your Mother!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
44% |
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