PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Justo Jose Urquiza (ranked 3260 p4p, 308 weight class) and Lazy Bastard (ranked 4427 p4p, 402 weight class). Justo Jose Urquiza could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Lazy Bastard's chin.

Jose Urquiza
vs
Bastard

170 cm
25
160 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

190 cm
19
162 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Justo Jose Urquiza!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lazy Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Bart Greer and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Urquiza wants to clinch.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Urquiza is just out of range.

Urquiza has managed to clinch.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Urquiza lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Urquiza.
Bastard misses with some punches.
Bastard is trying to break the clinch but Urquiza has him pressed against the cage.

Bastard's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bastard has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Urquiza wants to clinch up but Bastard keeps it at a distance.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Bastard lands with a cross.

Urquiza rushes Bastard and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Urquiza misses with some punches.
Urquiza lands a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Urquiza goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Urquiza lands a nice uppercut.
Urquiza is struggling to control the position.
A head punch on the inside from Urquiza fails to land.
Urquiza lands a body punch.
Urquiza misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Urquiza prevents Bastard from breaking the clinch.
Bastard is trying to break the clinch but Urquiza has him pressed against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Urquiza.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Urquiza.
Bastard wants to get back to striking at distance but Urquiza won't allow it.
Urquiza throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bastards head.
A short right from Urquiza on the inside.
Bastard tries to circle away but Urquiza has him pinned against the cage.
Urquiza is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Urquiza lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Urquiza misses with a punch to the body.
Urquiza lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Urquiza working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Urquiza keeps control of Bastard as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bastard is trying to break free.
Urquiza tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Urquiza tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bastard misses with a hook to the ribs.
Urquiza swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
A frustrated look appears on Bastard's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Urquiza goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A frustrated look appears on Bastard's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bastard wants to break the clinch but can't.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Bastard is trying to force a seperation but Urquiza has the dominant position.
Bastard tries to circle away but Urquiza has him pinned against the cage.
Bastard takes a shot to the head.
Bastard tries to break free but Urquiza pushes him back against the cage.
Bastard is looking to break free of the clinch but Urquiza has double underhooks.
Urquiza tries a body shot but Bastard blocks it.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Urquiza fails to land.
Urquiza can't find room to land a body shot as Bastard controls the action.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Urquiza has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard.
Urquiza fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bastard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Urquiza has him pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Justo Jose Urquiza dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Bastard throws a right and a left that Urquiza avoids nicely.
Bastard scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Urquiza is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bastard can do to turn this around?
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Urquiza wants to clinch up but Bastard keeps it at a distance.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Urquiza moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bastard fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Urquiza on the side of the head.
Bastard misses with an uppercut. Urquiza saw that one coming.
Bastard misses with a combination
and Urquiza counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Urquiza was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Bastard rushes Urquiza with punches - Urquiza moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Urquiza goes down! Bastard follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.