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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Abraxas J Hardpickle (ranked 21369 p4p, 166 weight class) and Cornelius Stinkhammer (ranked 21371 p4p, 311 weight class). Hardpickle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Get Schwifty. Stinkhammer has chosen Ghost - Square Hammer as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Cornelius Stinkhammer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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235 lbs
5 - 8 - 0 |
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265 lbs
8 - 8 - 0 |
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
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World class boxer
Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Abraxas J Hardpickle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cornelius Stinkhammer!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hardpickle throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hardpickle will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Stinkhammer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hardpickle in his tracks.
Hardpickle takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hardpickle throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Stinkhammer swings for the body but Hardpickle moves out of range.
Hardpickle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stinkhammer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hardpickle throws a head kick that Stinkhammer semi-blocks.
It looks like Cornelius Stinkhammer has been cut.
Hardpickle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stinkhammer.
Hardpickle connects with a right hand. Stinkhammer shakes it off.
Stinkhammer slips a jab from Hardpickle.
Hardpickle throws a body shot but no joy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hardpickle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stinkhammer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hardpickle misses with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinkhammer ducks under a wild hook from Hardpickle.
And Stinkhammer responds with a good body kick, but Hardpickle manages to step out the way in time.
Stinkhammer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Stinkhammer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Stinkhammer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hardpickle misses with a body kick.
Stinkhammer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Stinkhammer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hardpickle manages to avoid it.
Hardpickle seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Abraxas J Hardpickle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stinkhammer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hardpickle. Stinkhammer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hardpickle throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Stinkhammer on the side of the head.
Hardpickle scores with a crisp jab that stopped Stinkhammer in his tracks.
Stinkhammer slips a jab and a cross from Hardpickle.
Hardpickle fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hardpickle throws a looping overhand right but Stinkhammer ducks down to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Hardpickle throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hardpickle is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Hardpickle shuts the power down on Stinkhammer. Lights out, game over! Hardpickle is your winner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Abraxas J Hardpickle!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Abraxas J Hardpickle made sure he mentioned Machine Fight Gear, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
In defeat, Cornelius Stinkhammer stepped up to the mic, saying 'that man over there hit me in the head'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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