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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Squidward Squarepants (ranked 5141 p4p, 240 weight class) and Android Eighteen (ranked 6086 p4p, 281 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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140 lbs
9 - 7 - 0 |
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170 cm
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135 lbs
4 - 8 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good takedowns
Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Squidward Squarepants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Android Eighteen !
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Sergei Dronov and Aleksandr Martynov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Squarepants has a takedown stuffed.
Nice sprawl there from Squarepants as Eighteen shoots in.
Eighteen has a takedown stuffed.
Eighteen shoots in for a takedown but Squarepants shows good takedown defense.
Squidward Squarepants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Android Eighteen .
Nice takedown defense from Squarepants. No joy for Eighteen on that attempt.
Eighteen closes this distance looking for a takedown but Squarepants circles away.
Squarepants seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Squarepants scores with a jab to the body.
Eighteen doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Squarepants counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Squarepants successfully pulls guard.
Squarepants will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants kicks Eighteen off and gets to his feet.
Squarepants takes the fight into the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Squarepants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Squarepants pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Eighteen shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Squarepants counters with a series of strikes. Eighteen will be more careful next time no doubt.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Squarepants manages to break the clinch.
Eighteen misses with a takedown
and Squarepants counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Squarepants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Android Eighteen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Eighteen has his takedown stuffed
and Squarepants moves into the clinch.
Eighteen is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Squarepants is defending well.
Eighteen has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Squarepants after a bit of a struggle.
Squarepants prevents a takedown attempt there.
Squarepants prevents the takedown attempt.
Eighteen looks winded!
Squarepants pulls Eighteen into guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eighteen drops back looking for a leg! Squarepants is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Squarepants manages to kick Eighteen off! Eighteen jumps back into Squarepants's guard.
Squarepants looking for a sweep. Not yet Squarepants, not yet.
Eighteen wants to control from the top but Squarepants keeps moving.
Eighteen thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Eighteen has gone for a leg lock! Squarepants slips out almost immediately though and dives into Eighteen 's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Squarepants wants to pass the guard but Eighteen is keeping the position.
Squarepants is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Squarepants advances position into side control!
Squarepants knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Eighteen on the ground.
Squarepants controls the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Eighteen is not content to let Squarepants control the position.
Squarepants stands up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Eighteen fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Squarepants avoids it really well and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Squidward Squarepants dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Squarepants defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Eighteen .
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Squarepants engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Squarepants is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Eighteen can do to turn this around?
Squarepants avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Squarepants slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eighteen utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Squarepants stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Eighteen fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Eighteen with a poor takedown
and Squarepants counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Eighteen is rocked!
Squidward Squarepants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Android Eighteen .
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Squarepants was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Eighteen is still in real trouble! Can Squarepants finish him?
Squarepants tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Squarepants has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Squarepants looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Eighteen takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Squarepants working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Squarepants is looking to take a break and control but Eighteen is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Eighteen seems to have recovered his senses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Eighteen is trying to improve his position.
Squarepants tries to stand but Eighteen is controlling his head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Squarepants wants to take a breather but Eighteen manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Squarepants.
Squarepants tries to free his leg and advance position but Eighteen is retaining full guard.
Squarepants gets to his feet. Eighteen looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Squarepants changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Eighteen looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Squarepants tries to stand but Eighteen is controlling his head.
Squarepants stands up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eighteen tries for a takedown but Squarepants circles away easily
and Squarepants counters with a crisp one two that drops Eighteen ! Squarepants thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Eighteen to his feet! Eighteen is in big trouble!
Eighteen shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Squarepants as he avoids it easily.
Squarepants connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Eighteen ! He's out on his feet! Squarepants rushes in and drops Eighteen with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Squidward Squarepants!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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