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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between One Punchy Punchy (ranked 4686 p4p, 513 weight class) and Taivon Arsett (ranked 5121 p4p, 541 weight class). Arsett is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: MGK- Till I die. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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195 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
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180 cm
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200 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, One Punchy Punchy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Taivon Arsett!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Daniel Bishop and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Punchy Punchy has managed to clinch.
Arsett throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Punchy Punchy blocks it with crossed arms.
Punchy Punchy stalling.
Arsett wants to take the fight to the mat but Punchy Punchy manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Arsett tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Arsett fails to pull guard.
Punchy Punchy pressing his opponent against the cage.
Arsett jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Punchy Punchy walks away with a smile on his face. Arsett gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
One Punchy Punchy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Taivon Arsett.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Punchy Punchy gets a clinch.
Punchy Punchy is stalling here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Arsett is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Punchy Punchy is defending well.
Punchy Punchy leaning his opponent against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Punchy Punchy - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Punchy Punchy for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Arsett wants a takedown but no success here.
Punchy Punchy is stalling here.
The referee is keeping an eye on Punchy Punchy - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by One Punchy Punchy.
Punchy Punchy closes the distance and clinches.
Arsett is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Punchy Punchy dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Arsett is trying to pull guard but Punchy Punchy turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Punchy Punchy controlling the action here for a moment.
A head punch on the inside from Arsett fails to land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Arsett is trying to break free.
Arsett tries to pull guard but Punchy Punchy won't allow it.
Punchy Punchy avoiding damage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Arsett looking for a takedown.
Arsett drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Arsett jumps guard but Punchy Punchy stands there with Arsett around his waist. Arsett gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Punchy Punchy stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
The referee is keeping an eye on Punchy Punchy - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Arsett tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Punchy Punchy just stands there and leans against the cage.
Arsett has had enough of the clinch but Punchy Punchy keeps him there for the moment.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Arsett will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Punchy Punchy up against the cage.
Arsett drops down looking for an ankle pick but Punchy Punchy pulls his leg out and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
One Punchy Punchy dominated that round.
That's time! Punchy Punchy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Arsett.
Punchy Punchy moves into range and clinches up with Arsett.
Arsett with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Arsett wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Punchy Punchy has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Punchy Punchy taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Arsett looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Arsett wants to take the fight to the mat but Punchy Punchy manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Punchy Punchy prevents the takedown attempt.
One Punchy Punchy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Taivon Arsett.
Punchy Punchy dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Arsett can't find room to land a body shot as Punchy Punchy controls the action.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Arsett tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Punchy Punchy just stands there and leans against the cage.
Arsett struggles to land a body shot inside as Punchy Punchy controls his hands.
Arsett is looking for a takedown.
Punchy Punchy stalls.
Punchy Punchy content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Arsett tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Punchy Punchy smiles and moves away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Punchy Punchy moves into range and clinches up with Arsett.
Punchy Punchy is stalling here.
Arsett tries to pull guard but Punchy Punchy forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Arsett letting Punchy Punchy take a breather here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by One Punchy Punchy.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Arsett is trying to push Punchy Punchy away but Punchy Punchy has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Punchy Punchy is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Arsett is trying to pull guard but Punchy Punchy has him pressed against the cage.
Punchy Punchy stalls.
Punchy Punchy slowing the pace effectively.
Punchy Punchy taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Arsett goes for a takedown in the clinch but Punchy Punchy prevents it.
Arsett fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Punchy Punchy has Arsett pushed against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Arsett fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Arsett jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Punchy Punchy walks away with a smile on his face. Arsett gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Punchy Punchy rushes Arsett and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Punchy Punchy stalling.
Punchy Punchy is stalling here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by One Punchy Punchy.
Punchy Punchy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Arsett is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Punchy Punchy is defending well.
Arsett is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Punchy Punchy is pushing Arsett up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
One Punchy Punchy dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Punchy Punchy takes the fight into the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Punchy Punchy takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Punchy Punchy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Arsett can do to turn this around?
Arsett is looking to break free of the clinch but Punchy Punchy has double underhooks.
Punchy Punchy manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Arsett wants to get back to striking at distance but Punchy Punchy won't allow it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stalling in the clinch from Punchy Punchy.
Arsett misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Punchy Punchy is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by One Punchy Punchy.
Punchy Punchy clinches with his opponent.
Arsett tries to pull guard but Punchy Punchy forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Arsett wants to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Arsett trying to stall but Punchy Punchy improves his position.
Arsett tries to pull guard but Punchy Punchy holds him up against the cage and eventually Arsett drops back down to his feet.
Punchy Punchy manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Arsett is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Punchy Punchy gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
One Punchy Punchy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Taivon Arsett.
Punchy Punchy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Arsett's efforts to push away.
Arsett is trying to pull guard but Punchy Punchy has him pressed against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punchy Punchy is pushing Arsett up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Punchy Punchy avoiding damage.
Arsett is looking for a takedown.
Arsett throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Punchy Punchy blocks it with crossed arms.
Punchy Punchy content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Punchy Punchy stalls.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Arsett is looking to break free of the clinch but Punchy Punchy has double underhooks.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Punchy Punchy.
Punchy Punchy's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by One Punchy Punchy.
Punchy Punchy gets a clinch.
Arsett fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Arsett tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Punchy Punchy smiles and moves away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Punchy Punchy darts in and clinches Arsett up against the cage.
And that's the end of the fight!
One Punchy Punchy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Punchy Punchy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:25
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:25
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... One Punchy Punchy!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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