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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 16477 p4p, 0 weight class) and Usain Clark (ranked 9776 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell comes to the cage accompanied by Don't Stop Believing. The key to victory for Yahweh Falwell has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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136 lbs
1 - 87 - 0 |
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139 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 87 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Usain Clark!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Radbod Blank and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Clark shoots in but no luck this time.
Yahweh Falwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Falwell keeps the fight on the outside.
Falwell half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Clark takes a kick to the side of the head.
Clark looks for a takedown but Falwell sprawls well.
A head kick misses from Falwell.
Clark shoots in looking for a takedown but Falwell manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Clark's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Yahweh Falwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Usain Clark.
Clark tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Falwell paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Clark is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Falwell has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Cozad Amsterdam in the buildup to the fight.
Falwell throws a head kick but Clark moves out of range.
Falwell avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Falwell tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Clark manages to circle out of the way.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses.
Clark wants to clinch up but Falwell keeps it at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clark tries to clinch there but Falwell circles away.
Clark tries to clinch there but Falwell circles away.
Falwell tries to counter with a takedown but Clark is quick to defend against it.
Falwell throws a nice head kick!
Clark dives in and grabs Falwell's left leg, looking for a takedown. Falwell pushes down on Clark's head and hops out.
Clark is looking to clinch.
Falwell keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clark lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Falwell circles away quickly and effectively.
Clark fails in his attempt to clinch.
Falwell avoids a punch combination nicely.
Clark closes the distance and clinches up with Falwell, looking for a takedown. Clark pushes Falwell against the cage but Falwell circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Falwell lands with a kick to the temple. Clark shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Clark avoids the head kick by Falwell.
Clark fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Falwell avoids it really well and circles away.
Clark fails to land the takedown.
Clark shoots in looking for a takedown. Falwell tries to sprawl out of it but Clark keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Falwell manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Falwell feinted with a counter takedown.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clark fails with a takedown attempt.
Falwell throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Clark.
A head kick misses from Clark.
Falwell slips a straight right by Clark.
Clark tries for a takedown but Falwell sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Falwell tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Clark manages to circle out of the way.
Falwell scores with a head kick. Clark tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Clark shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Falwell as he jumps to the side.
Falwell changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Clark shoots in for a double leg but Falwell sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Clark takes a kick to the side of the head.
Clark tries to clinch but Falwell is having none of it.
Falwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Clark.
Falwell stuffs the takedown attempt from Clark. Clark gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clark avoids the head kick by Falwell.
Clark shoots in looking for a takedown but Falwell manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Clark's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Falwell circles away from the clinch attempt.
A head kick misses from Falwell.
Clark will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Clark is looking to clinch but Falwell is avoiding it.
Clark pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Falwell keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Falwell swats away the attempt to clinch by Clark.
Falwell throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Clark's head.
Clark fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Falwell avoids it really well and circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clark shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Falwell sprawls well. Falwell wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Clark gets slowly back to his feet.
Falwell lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A head kick misses from Falwell.
Clark pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Falwell is looking to counter the offense by Clark and move into the clinch.
Clark doesn't manage to clinch there - Falwell circles away.
Falwell leaves Clark with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Clark throws a head kick but Falwell moves out of range.
Clark shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Falwell pinned against the cage. Falwell gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Falwell keeps the fight on the outside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yahweh Falwell dominated that round.
That's time! Falwell's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Clark misses with a head kick.
Falwell lands a head kick!
Clark fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Falwell manages to avoid it.
Clark fails in his attempt to clinch.
Clark tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Falwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Falwell stuffs the takedown.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses.
Clark throws a fast counter high kick but Falwell manages to duck under it in time.
Falwell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clark wants to clinch up but Falwell keeps it at a distance.
Falwell defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Clark.
Clark changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Falwell tries to avoid it but Clark manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Falwell to the ground. Falwell escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Yahweh Falwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Usain Clark.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clark tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Clark might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Falwell has got the better of the exchanges.
Clark shoots in for a takedown but Falwell shows good takedown defense.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Clark lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Falwell has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Falwell and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Clark moves out of range easily.
Clark throws a counter combo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clark misses with a jab, cross combination.
Falwell keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Falwell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Despite the aggression on Clark's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Falwell is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Clark can do to turn this around?
Nice sprawl there from Falwell as Clark shoots in.
Yahweh Falwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Clark pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Clark shoots for a takedown but Falwell saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Clark tries to clinch there but Falwell circles away.
Clark rushes Falwell and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Clark has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Falwell avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Falwell manages to break the clinch.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Clark.
Falwell appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Falwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Falwell circles away from the clinch attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clark will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Clark attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Falwell drops down looking for a counter takedown but Clark sprawls and moves away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Clark looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Clark tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Clark moves out of range easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Clark looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A punch combination from Clark misses.
Clark tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses.
Clark shoots in for a takedown but Falwell shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Clark tries to clinch up.
Clark throws a body kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Falwell showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Clark.
Falwell half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Clark throws a head kick but Falwell moves out of range.
Clark is looking to land body kicks.
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Falwell avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Clark tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Falwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Falwell throws a head kick but Clark moves out of range.
Clark wants to clinch.
Clark wants to clinch.
Yahweh Falwell is winning the standup battle so far.
A head kick by Falwell misses
and Clark counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Falwell!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Falwell gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Clark tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Clark is continuing to stall.
Falwell wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Clark throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yahweh Falwell dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Clark manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Falwell on his heels. He'll look to pass Falwell's guard now, I'm sure.
Falwell utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Clark is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Clark stands and steps away. Falwell gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Falwell swats away the attempt to clinch by Clark.
Clark shoots for a takedown but Falwell saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Clark looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Falwell stuffs the takedown.
Yahweh Falwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Usain Clark.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Clark fails to land the takedown.
Clark misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clark avoids the head kick by Falwell.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Clark! But no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clark tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Falwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Clark shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Falwell as he avoids it easily.
Falwell feinted with a counter takedown.
Falwell throws a head kick that half lands.
Clark is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Falwell half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Clark tries to close the distance and clinch but Falwell swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Clark tries to close the distance and clinch but Falwell swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Clark changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Falwell tries to avoid it but Clark manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Falwell to the ground. Falwell escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Clark moves out of range easily.
Falwell slaps away a takedown attempt from Clark, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Clark shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Falwell as he jumps to the side.
Falwell plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clark shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Falwell napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Sloppy strikes there by Clark.
Falwell is pushing Clark's head away, looking to escape. Clark manages to hold on to the position though.
Falwell explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Clark shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Falwell as he jumps to the side.
Clark tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Falwell defends well and Clark ends up having to push Falwell into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Falwell throws a head kick but Clark moves out of range.
Clark fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Falwell throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Clark shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Falwell defends it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clark fails with the takedown.
Clark closes the distance and clinches up with Falwell, looking for a takedown. Clark pushes Falwell against the cage but Falwell circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Falwell scores with a head kick.
Falwell swats away the attempt to clinch by Clark.
Clark tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Falwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Clark moves in looking to clinch but Falwell pushes him off.
Clark misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Falwell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A head kick misses from Falwell.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clark tries to clinch there but Falwell circles away.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick
and Clark counters with a nice double leg into side control. Falwell won't be happy with that.
Falwell is being controlled here.
Clark passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Falwell!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Clark sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Falwell knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Clark on the ground.
Clark looking to ground and pound but Falwell is blocking nicely.
Clark throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Falwell because Clark loaded up on that one.
Falwell defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Clark.
Falwell wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Clark.
Usain Clark has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Clark has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Clark misses with a head shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Yahweh Falwell showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Falwell, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yahweh Falwell!
An intense looking Yahweh Falwell took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Thank you God, for giving me the strength to beat this man's face and destroy his dreams to make a better life for himself and his family. I want the belt, because the Bible doesn't say anything contradictory about idolatry and greed. To all the fans: I'm blessed. And bitch, you not.'.
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