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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Brandon Woody (ranked 6693 p4p, 528 weight class) and Danny Fuckboi (ranked 8944 p4p, 599 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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180 cm
25
160 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
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198 cm
25
163 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Brandon Woody! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Danny Fuckboi! The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Wagner Zegers and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Nice takedown defense from Woody. No joy for Fuckboi on that attempt. Woody misses with the combination.
Woody fails with the takedown. Fuckboi is looking for the big counter here. A left lands for Fuckboi. Woody misses with a head kick.
Woody pushes Fuckboi up against the cage in a clinch. Woody pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Fuckboi scores with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Woody looking for a takedown here - he's got it. Fuckboi is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Fuckboi is looking to stand up but Woody isn't so interested in that idea.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fuckboi wants to get back to his feet but Woody passes into half guard.
Woody escapes and gets back to his feet. Woody rushes Fuckboi and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch. Woody breaks the clinch.
Woody is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Woody shoots in but no luck this time. Fuckboi lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
It looks like Brandon Woody has been cut. Woody dodges the punch combination from Fuckboi.
Woody closes the distance and pushes Fuckboi back into the cage. Woody manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Woody tries for a takedown but Fuckboi manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brandon Woody. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fuckboi tries to break free but Woody pushes him back against the cage. Fuckboi wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Woody has him pressed against the cage. Fuckboi tries to break free but Woody pushes him back against the cage. Fuckboi gets underhooks to prevent Woody's takedown attempt.
Woody has Fuckboi pressed against the cage.
Fuckboi wants to break the clinch but can't.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Woody takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. Woody missing with knees to the body.
Fuckboi wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Woody has him pressed against the cage. Woody is trying to pull guard but Fuckboi has him pressed against the cage. Fuckboi can't break the clinch.
Fuckboi working hard to break the clinch. Fuckboi gets underhooks to prevent Woody's takedown attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Fuckboi is trying to break the clinch but Woody has him pressed against the cage. Woody successfully pulls guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Woody preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Fuckboi tries to free his leg and advance position but Woody is retaining full guard. Woody is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. Fuckboi avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Woody is breathing heavily. Fuckboi wants to get up but he can't break Woody's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. Fuckboi is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Woody has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Fuckboi is looking to defend but Woody has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Fuckboi! Woody pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Fuckboi taps out and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Brandon Woody!
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G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
39% |
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