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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Rect Umm (ranked 23382 p4p, 887 weight class) and Bloody Urine (ranked 5477 p4p, 648 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that Rect Umm has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Rect Umm seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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200 cm
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215 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
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194 cm
21
215 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
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Excellent MT
Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rect Umm! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bloody Urine! The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Tiny Johnson and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Umm gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Urine. The fighters circling - Umm throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Umm steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Urine. Umm swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect. Umm avoids the body shot from Urine.
Urine dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Urine fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Urine ducks under a wild hook from Umm. Urine wants to counter the offense by Umm and move into the clinch position. Urine loads up on a big right hand but Umm slips the punch. Nice defenses there by Urine. Umm misses with a looping right. Urine looks to land a right hand but Umm moved out of range. Umm is looking to counter punch. Urine throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Urine just misses with a punch to the body.
Urine misses with a right hand and Umm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. A big left from Umm misses. Umm sets himself, and Urine steps forward looking for the clinch! Umm avoids it this time. Urine looks to throw the jab but Umm is out of range. Urine staying out of range there. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Umm scores with a hook. Urine shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
That's one minute gone in the round. Umm swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Urine throws a nice looking combination but Umm bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Umm throws a hook but Urine blocks it. Urine ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Urine now looks to counter with a shot at the body. The fighters circling - Umm throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Umm lands with a cross. Urine throws out a loose jab but Umm uses good head movement to avoid it. Umm looks to land a right hand but Urine moved out of range. Umm misses with a body shot.
Urine misses with a hook. A counter left hand to the body from Umm misses its target. Bloody Urine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Umm keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Umm's corner calls for a 1-2. Umm obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. A big left from Umm misses. Umm misses with a straight left. Umm swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fighters circling - Umm throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Umm seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym. Urine takes a swing at Umm's ribcage but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Urine uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Umm. Urine rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Umm counters with a nice uppercut. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Urine loads up on a big right hand but Umm slips the punch. Urine on the wrong end of a nice jab. The fighters circle momentarily. Urine darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. A left lands for Urine. Umm bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. A looping hook to the body misses from Urine. Umm does a little dance to reset his feet. Nice straight punches there by Umm. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Umm. Urine throws a body punch but Umm moves out of range. Urine drops his guard momentarily, allowing Umm to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Urine! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Umm takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Rect Umm! Rect Umm retains his light heavyweight title! Rect Umm seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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