PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between penis torto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karl Jee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jee has chosen Get The Funk Out Of My Face as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Karl Jee will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

torto
vs
Jee

170 cm
21
168 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

190 cm
20
170 lbs
7 - 10 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, penis torto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Karl Jee!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Viktor Lagutenko and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jee lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

torto closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Jee to the mat! Jee manages to get full guard.
torto seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
torto trying to control the position from guard on top but Jee is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jee is adopting a defensive guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
torto content to stall in guard here.
torto trying to control but Jee is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Jee pulls torto in close to prevent any damage.
torto won't allow Jee to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Karl Jee will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Jee stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
torto closes the distance and clinches up with Jee, looking for a takedown. torto pushes Jee against the cage but Jee circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
penis torto seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
torto circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jee looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? torto is fending him off so far but Jee persists. Nope, torto circles away and we're back to standing.
Jee lands a nice looking body shot.
torto misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
torto doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Jee counters with a big head kick but torto shrugs it off.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for penis torto. That's going to take a lot out of him.
torto will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
torto shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jee as he jumps to the side.

Jee closes the distance and pushes torto back into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jee gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from torto.

Jee escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jee is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

torto drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jee is pulling down on torto's head to control his posture.
Jee wants to stand but torto is controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
torto trying to control but Jee is working from the bottom.
Jee is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst torto is controlling him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
torto trying to control but Jee is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Jee has his hands on torto's head, controlling the position.
Jee keeping moving, preventing torto from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Karl Jee showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Jee has his takedown stuffed

and torto counters with a nice double leg into guard.
torto wants to control from the top but Jee keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
torto is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Jee wants to stand but torto is controlling the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
torto trying to control the position from guard on top but Jee is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee stands the fighters back up. penis torto just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Jee misses with a two punch combination.
Jee jabs at torto's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
torto tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jee swivels and escapes.

Jee shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Jee showed some decent athleticism there.
Jee prevents torto from improving his position.
Jee seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jee takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jee takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to penis torto.
I think Jee has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 29:28
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... penis torto!