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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 274 p4p, 40 weight class) and Seamus Farrelly (ranked 646 p4p, 91 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Army might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Vagina Coastguard. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Seamus Farrelly!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Franklyn Lucas and Dean Styles.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Farrelly looks to score with a jab to the body but Army is just out of range.
Army is looking to counter punch.
Farrelly misses with a hook to the body
and Army counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Farrelly.
Army throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Farrelly lets loose with a powerful body kick. Army will feel that in the morning.
Army slips under a jab.
Farrelly is looking to clinch but Army is avoiding it.
Army throws a counter high kick but Farrelly was just alert enough to avoid it.
Farrelly avoids a kick to the body.
Army uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Farrelly.
A head kick misses from Farrelly.
Farrelly tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Army scores with a punch to the head.
It looks like Seamus Farrelly has been cut.
Farrelly misses with a wild body shot.
A slow jab from Army misses its intended target.
Army misses with a straight right.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Farrelly! But no joy.
Army blocks a leg kick.
Army was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Farrelly throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Army takes a swing at Farrelly's ribcage but misses.
Army scores with a spinning back kick!
Army throws a body shot but no joy.
Army throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
And Farrelly responds with a good body kick, but Army manages to step out the way in time.
Army moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Army tries to land a front kick but Farrelly steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Army takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Farrelly walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Farrelly scores with a nice right hand.
Army lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Army swings widly with a right hand
and Farrelly counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Seamus Farrelly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A swing and a miss from Army.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Army scores with a push kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Farrelly as he connects with a hook.
Farrelly throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Army stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Farrelly works Army's body with a nice hook.
Farrelly goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Army throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Farrelly has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Army misses with a head kick.
Farrelly scores with a crisp jab that stopped Army in his tracks.
Army staying out of range there.
Army moves out of range as Farrelly strikes.
Army appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Farrelly looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A jab from Army finds it's way through Farrelly's defenses.
Farrelly misses with a straight left.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farrelly bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Army's head backwards.
Farrelly closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Army throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Army lands a nice shot to the body.
Farrelly takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Farrelly misses with a right hand
and Army makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Farrelly throws a body kick that misses
letting Army counter with a right hand.
Farrelly throws a head kick but Army moves out of range.
Farrelly tries to close the distance and clinch up but Army swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Army tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Farrelly was well out of range. Poor timing from Army.
Farrelly misses with a shot to the body
and Farrelly takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Farrelly displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Army throws out the jab.
Farrelly uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Army.
Farrelly tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Farrelly looks up at the clock. Bad move! Army lands a right hand from hell, dropping Farrelly. Army pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Army!
Our winner, Dick Army, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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hype
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RATING
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