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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 2053 p4p, 245 weight class) and Eddie Armstrong (ranked 2014 p4p, 241 weight class). Tiddlywinks comes into the arena with The Seinfeld Intro blaring out of the sound system. This should be fireworks!
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265 lbs
14 - 7 - 0 |
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248 lbs
25 - 19 - 1 |
Decent wrestler
World class MT
Cardio machine |
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Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 19 - 1, fighting out of London, Eddie Armstrong!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Jorge Garcia and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Armstrong drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Armstrong lands a couple of elbows.
Tiddlywinks is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Tiddlywinks utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Tiddlywinks is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Armstrong missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Armstrong throws a big right hand that misses.
Tiddlywinks manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Armstrong falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tiddlywinks counters with a nice low kick that buckles Armstrong's knee momentarily.
Armstrong misses with a hook. Tiddlywinks ducked under it nicely.
Tiddlywinks appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Tiddlywinks closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Armstrong tries for a takedown but Tiddlywinks circles away easily
and Tiddlywinks counters by clinching up.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tiddlywinks is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Tiddlywinks escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Tiddlywinks moves away from the strike by Armstrong.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks cracks the inside of Armstrong's front leg.
Armstrong pushes Tiddlywinks up against the cage in a clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Tiddlywinks's face as he tries to break the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Armstrong.
Armstrong has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Tiddlywinks is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Tiddlywinks escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Armstrong ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Eddie Armstrong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A thudding body kick lands there by Tiddlywinks!
Armstrong looks winded!
Nice cross by Tiddlywinks.
It looks like Eddie Armstrong has been cut.
Armstrong looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Roger Tiddlywinks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eddie Armstrong.
Tiddlywinks circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tiddlywinks takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Tiddlywinks jabs Armstrong right on the nose. Armstrong blinks but takes it well.
Armstrong gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Roger Tiddlywinks!
As Roger Tiddlywinks got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Im going to get a ice cream sunday yay!'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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