PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dirty WhiteBoy (ranked 5146 p4p, 106 weight class) and Dieter Schaafs (ranked 5245 p4p, 108 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Dieter Schaafs was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

WhiteBoy
vs
Schaafs

188 cm
26
196 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

180 cm
26
190 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dirty WhiteBoy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dieter Schaafs!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Schaafs moves into range and clinches up with WhiteBoy.
Schaafs working aggressively here.
Schaafs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Schaafs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Schaafs misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schaafs throws a punch but it's blocked by WhiteBoy.
WhiteBoy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Schaafs misses with a short punch on the inside.
WhiteBoy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
WhiteBoy can't break the clinch.
Schaafs misses with the head strike.
WhiteBoy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
WhiteBoy blocking some punches.
Schaafs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
WhiteBoy wants to get back to striking at distance but Schaafs won't allow it.
Schaafs looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Schaafs prevents WhiteBoy from breaking the clinch.
Schaafs lands a hook that snaps the head of WhiteBoy backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
WhiteBoy tries to break free but Schaafs pushes him back against the cage.
Schaafs working aggressively here.
WhiteBoy working hard to break the clinch.
Schaafs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Schaafs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
WhiteBoy blocking some punches.
Schaafs misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schaafs.
Schaafs lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by WhiteBoy.
WhiteBoy blocks an elbow strike from Schaafs.
Schaafs swings wildly with an uppercut but WhiteBoy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schaafs misses with the head strike.
WhiteBoy blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
WhiteBoy tries to break the clinch but Schaafs is controlling the position.
WhiteBoy has had enough of the clinch but Schaafs keeps him there for the moment.
Schaafs lands a shoulder strike.
WhiteBoy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Schaafs misses with some punches.
Schaafs misses with some punches.
WhiteBoy is trying to break the clinch but Schaafs has him pressed against the cage.
Schaafs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Schaafs pushes WhiteBoy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Schaafs misses with a short punch on the inside.
Schaafs swings wildly with an uppercut but WhiteBoy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schaafs throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schaafs.
WhiteBoy blocks an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schaafs misses with a punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Schaafs scores with a nice short uppercut.
WhiteBoy blocking some punches.
Schaafs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Schaafs misses with the head strike.
WhiteBoy has had enough of the clinch but Schaafs keeps him there for the moment.
WhiteBoy wants to break free but Schaafs has control.
A head punch blocked on the inside by WhiteBoy.
WhiteBoy has had enough of the clinch but Schaafs keeps him there for the moment.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schaafs.
WhiteBoy blocks an uppercut.
Schaafs misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schaafs lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
WhiteBoy has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
WhiteBoy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schaafs is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables WhiteBoy to keep the fight standing.
WhiteBoy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
WhiteBoy has had enough of the clinch but Schaafs keeps him there for the moment.
A head punch on the inside from Schaafs fails to land.
Schaafs misses with some punches.
WhiteBoy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schaafs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
WhiteBoy has had enough of the clinch but Schaafs keeps him there for the moment.
WhiteBoy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schaafs misses with some punches.
Schaafs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A head punch on the inside from Schaafs fails to land.
A frustrated look appears on WhiteBoy's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Schaafs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
WhiteBoy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dieter Schaafs dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Schaafs lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Schaafs clinches up against the cage.
Schaafs lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
WhiteBoy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schaafs throws a head punch that misses.
Schaafs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Schaafs throws a head punch that misses.
Schaafs throws a punch but it's blocked by WhiteBoy.
WhiteBoy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Schaafs.
Schaafs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
WhiteBoy is trying to break free.
WhiteBoy blocking some punches.
Schaafs working aggressively here.
A short uppercut from Schaafs.
A short left from Schaafs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schaafs misses with the head strike.
WhiteBoy is trying to break free.
WhiteBoy can't break the clinch.
Schaafs misses with some punches.
WhiteBoy blocks an uppercut.
WhiteBoy is trying to break the clinch but Schaafs is controlling him.
WhiteBoy blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schaafs.
Schaafs misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schaafs misses with a short punch on the inside.
Schaafs pushes WhiteBoy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schaafs.
Schaafs swings wildly with an uppercut but WhiteBoy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schaafs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
WhiteBoy has had enough of the clinch but Schaafs keeps him there for the moment.
WhiteBoy wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Schaafs scores with an uppercut up the middle.
WhiteBoy working hard to break the clinch.
Schaafs working aggressively here.
Schaafs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
WhiteBoy can't break the clinch.
Schaafs working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Schaafs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
WhiteBoy is looking to break free of the clinch but Schaafs has double underhooks.
WhiteBoy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Schaafs keeps the fight in the clinch, despite WhiteBoy's efforts to push away.
Schaafs misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schaafs scores with a shoulder strike.
WhiteBoy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Schaafs fails to land.
Dieter Schaafs seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Schaafs lands a nice uppercut.
WhiteBoy can't break the clinch.
Schaafs scores with a nice hook to the head.
Schaafs throws a head punch that misses.
Schaafs misses with a punch on the inside.
WhiteBoy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short left from Schaafs.
WhiteBoy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Schaafs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by WhiteBoy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
WhiteBoy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schaafs working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
WhiteBoy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Schaafs fails to land.
Schaafs throws a punch but it's blocked by WhiteBoy.
A head punch on the inside from Schaafs fails to land.
Schaafs lands with a short head shot on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
WhiteBoy has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Schaafs misses with some punches.
A short left from Schaafs.
WhiteBoy working hard to break the clinch.
WhiteBoy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schaafs keeps control of WhiteBoy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
WhiteBoy wants to get back to striking at distance but Schaafs won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dieter Schaafs showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Schaafs tests WhiteBoy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
WhiteBoy tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Schaafs swivels and escapes.
WhiteBoy loses concentration momentarily and Schaafs pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! WhiteBoy crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Schaafs finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dieter Schaafs!