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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 1438 p4p, 196 weight class) and James Harbor (ranked 1962 p4p, 258 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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17 - 11 - 1 |
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203 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
39 - 35 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, James Harbor!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Harbor throws a series of punches but Rottencrotch avoids them all with ease.
Rottencrotch fires out a quick counter leg kick but Harbor just manages to avoid it.
Rottencrotch missing with a left hand there. Harbor was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Harbor lands with a right hand.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rottencrotch. Harbor does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rottencrotch scores with a jab.
Harbor swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Harbor takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Harbor.
Rottencrotch feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Harbor sprawling to the canvas! Harbor rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Rottencrotch finish him?!
Harbor is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Harbor ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rottencrotch moves away.
Rottencrotch lands with a kick to the ribs.
Rottencrotch uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Harbor.
Harbor scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Rottencrotch connects with a looping right hand.
Harbor is still on wobbly legs! Can Rottencrotch finish him?
Rottencrotch connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Harbor out cold! This one is over in a flash!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
Mary Jane Rottencrotch thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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