PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bloody Urine (ranked 5490 p4p, 591 weight class) and Don Bradman (ranked 3491 p4p, 433 weight class). Don Bradman is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Urine
vs
Bradman

194 cm
21
215 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

190 cm
21
205 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bloody Urine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Don Bradman!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Illya Tyunina and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Urine lands with a hook. Bradman tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Urine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A shot to the liver by Urine. Beautiful body shot.
Bradman looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
We've been told by Urine's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bradman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bradman connects with a single shot there.
Bradman misses with an uppercut. Urine saw that one coming.
Bradman takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bradman just misses with a punch to the body.
Bradman throws a hook to the side of Urine's head but Urine sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bradman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bradman throws a shot from downtown. Urine moves away and avoids it.
Bradman misses with a body shot.

Urine cracks Bradman with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Urine has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bradman to stand back up!

It looks like Don Bradman has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Urine misses the shot to the body.
Urine pounces like a tiger and cracks Bradman with a vicious hook! Bradman is down but not out! Urine follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Bloody Urine!
After the big win, Bloody Urine made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Urban Fighter and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.