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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Art Vandelay (ranked 233 p4p, 29 weight class) and Creatinus Consumerus (ranked 1503 p4p, 142 weight class). Vandelay kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Answering Machine. This should be fireworks!
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153 lbs
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155 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Art Vandelay!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Creatinus Consumerus!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Cecil Peabody and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by Consumerus.
Consumerus dodges the punch combination from Vandelay.
Vandelay bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Vandelay looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Vandelay throws a poor cross that misses
and Consumerus counters with a stiff right hand.
Consumerus just misses with a punch to the body.
Vandelay throws a hook but Consumerus avoids it easily.
Vandelay throws a poor cross that misses
and Consumerus counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Consumerus digs a good body shot into Vandelay's ribs.
Consumerus misses the shot to the body.
Consumerus gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Consumerus scores with a jab to the body.
Consumerus is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Vandelay rather than just go for the knockout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vandelay throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Consumerus misses the shot to the body.
Nice shot lands for Vandelay.
Consumerus throws a body punch but Vandelay moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vandelay lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Vandelay slips under a jab from Consumerus.
Vandelay jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Vandelay lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Consumerus circles away quickly and effectively.
Consumerus misses with a straight left.
A swing and a miss from Vandelay.
The fighters circling - Vandelay throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Consumerus now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Vandelay lands a jab to Consumerus's midsection.
Vandelay is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Consumerus defending well as Vandelay loads up on a big left hand.
Consumerus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Consumerus slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Consumerus swings for the body but Vandelay moves out of range.
A big right from Consumerus misses.
Vandelay doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Consumerus moves out of range of the strikes.
A countering left hand to the body from Consumerus misses.
Vandelay throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Consumerus counters with a right hand to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Consumerus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vandelay moves away.
A counter left hand to the body from Vandelay misses its target.
Vandelay swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Consumerus looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A looping hook to the body misses from Consumerus. Vandelay does a little dance to reset his feet.
Consumerus walks into a stiff left hand from Vandelay.
Consumerus just misses with a punch to the body.
Consumerus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Consumerus lands a nice shot to the body.
Vandelay scores with a sloppy right hand. Consumerus should have avoided that one.
Vandelay fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Consumerus manages to avoid it.
Consumerus just misses with a punch to the body.
Consumerus takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Consumerus swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Vandelay.
Vandelay looks to land a right hand but Consumerus moved out of range.
Consumerus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Consumerus moves out of range as Vandelay strikes.
Vandelay is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Consumerus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vandelay moves away.
Consumerus misses with a wild body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Consumerus there.
Vandelay uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Consumerus.
Consumerus throws a big shot that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Consumerus misses with a body shot.
Vandelay avoids the body shot from Consumerus.
Consumerus scores with a body shot.
Vandelay throws a hook but Consumerus avoids it easily.
Vandelay connects with a looping right hand.
Consumerus throws a shot from downtown. Vandelay moves away and avoids it.
Art Vandelay seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Consumerus ducks under a wild hook from Vandelay.
Vandelay throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Consumerus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Consumerus throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice defenses there by Consumerus.
Consumerus let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Vandelay misses with a right hand
and Vandelay takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Consumerus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vandelay was well out of range. Poor timing from Consumerus.
Vandelay is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Vandelay with a nice cross.
Vandelay avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Vandelay is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Vandelay throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Consumerus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vandelay moves away.
Consumerus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vandelay manages to avoid it.
Vandelay misses with an uppercut
and Consumerus counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Consumerus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Vandelay.
Vandelay scores with a jab to the jaw.
Vandelay loads up on a big right hand but Consumerus slips the punch.
Vandelay pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Consumerus misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Consumerus. Vandelay does a little dance to reset his feet.
Consumerus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vandelay.
Vandelay fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Vandelay misses with a straight left.
Consumerus now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Vandelay keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Consumerus ducks under a wild hook from Vandelay.
Consumerus scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Vandelay doesn't seem bothered though.
Vandelay doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Vandelay with a hook.
Vandelay lands a slapping body shot.
Consumerus defending well as Vandelay loads up on a big left hand.
Consumerus avoids the body shot from Vandelay.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Art Vandelay will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A big right from Consumerus misses.
Vandelay misses with a wild combination.
Vandelay throws an overhand right that lands on Consumerus's shoulder, as Consumerus tries to avoid the shot.
Consumerus defending well as Vandelay loads up on a big left hand.
Vandelay ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Consumerus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Consumerus scores with a jab.
Art Vandelay is winning the standup battle so far.
Vandelay lands a lovely overhand right.
Consumerus swings for the body but Vandelay moves out of range.
Vandelay keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vandelay throws out a loose jab but Consumerus uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Consumerus lands a nice looking body shot.
Consumerus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Vandelay.
Vandelay throws out a loose jab but Consumerus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Vandelay has managed to clinch.
Consumerus blocks an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Consumerus.
Consumerus wants to get back to striking at distance but Vandelay won't allow it.
Vandelay softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Consumerus lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Vandelay swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Vandelay fails to land.
Consumerus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Consumerus misses with a double jab
and Vandelay counters with a nice uppercut.
Consumerus just misses with a punch to the body.
Consumerus on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Vandelay throws a jab when Consumerus was well out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Consumerus misses.
Consumerus slips a straight right by Vandelay.
Consumerus steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Vandelay.
Vandelay ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Consumerus moves away.
Vandelay misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Consumerus.
Consumerus swings for the body but Vandelay moves out of range.
Consumerus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Vandelay scores with a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Vandelay.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vandelay takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Vandelay misses with a body shot.
Vandelay misses with a lunging right hand
and Consumerus counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Vandelay thinking.
Consumerus blocks a jab.
Consumerus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Consumerus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vandelay manages to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Consumerus.
Consumerus throws a looping overhand right but Vandelay ducks down to avoid it.
Consumerus slips under a jab.
Vandelay misses with a hook.
Vandelay keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Consumerus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vandelay moves away.
Vandelay went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Vandelay throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
It seemed like Consumerus was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Consumerus takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Vandelay throws a shot from downtown. Consumerus moves away and avoids it.
Consumerus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nice body punch from Consumerus.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Consumerus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vandelay was well out of range. Poor timing from Consumerus.
Vandelay moves into range and clinches up with Consumerus.
Vandelay throws a head punch that misses.
Consumerus blocks an uppercut.
Consumerus is trying to push Vandelay away but Vandelay has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Consumerus swings wildly with an uppercut but Vandelay uses good head movement to avoid it.
Consumerus blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Consumerus.
Consumerus throws a punch but it's blocked by Vandelay.
Vandelay tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Consumerus's elbow.
Vandelay misses with a punch on the inside.
Consumerus is looking to control Vandelay's arms but Vandelay gets an underhook and turns him. Now Consumerus has his back to the cage.
Vandelay misses with a short punch on the inside.
Consumerus trying to stall but Vandelay improves his position.
Vandelay misses with some punches.
Vandelay's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Consumerus blocking some punches.
Vandelay throws a punch but it's blocked by Consumerus.
A short right from Vandelay.
Consumerus works on Vandelay's body with a couple of short punches.
Consumerus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Vandelay lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vandelay fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Vandelay stalling.
Consumerus manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Consumerus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Consumerus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Vandelay misses the jab.
Vandelay tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Consumerus was well out of range. Poor timing from Vandelay.
Vandelay keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Consumerus moves out of range as Vandelay strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Art Vandelay dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Decent striking displayed by Vandelay there.
Vandelay misses with a body shot.
Consumerus misses the shot to the body.
Consumerus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Consumerus looks to score with a jab to the body but Vandelay is just out of range.
Vandelay pushes Consumerus up against the cage in a clinch.
Vandelay avoiding damage.
Consumerus working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Still in the clinch, Vandelay scores with a nice short uppercut.
Consumerus wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vandelay stalling.
Art Vandelay has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Vandelay misses with some punches.
Vandelay lands an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Vandelay.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Vandelay.
Vandelay misses with some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vandelay has a couple of punches blocked by Consumerus.
Vandelay swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Vandelay is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Consumerus can do to turn this around?
Vandelay fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Consumerus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Vandelay pushes Consumerus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Consumerus is rocked!
Vandelay tries a body shot but Consumerus blocks it.
Vandelay doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Consumerus prevents a body shot from Vandelay.
Vandelay digs a right hand into Consumerus's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Consumerus's gas tank.
Vandelay scores with a nice hook to the head.
Consumerus is still on wobbly legs! Can Vandelay finish him?
Vandelay gets through Consumerus's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Consumerus tries to pull guard but Vandelay holds him up against the cage and eventually Consumerus drops back down to his feet.
Vandelay misses with a body punch.
Consumerus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Consumerus seems to have recovered his senses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vandelay lands a body shot.
Vandelay lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Consumerus backwards.
Consumerus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Consumerus slips under a jab from Vandelay.
Vandelay swings and misses with a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vandelay looks to score with a jab to the body but Consumerus is just out of range.
Consumerus takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Vandelay slips a straight right by Consumerus.
Consumerus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vandelay was well out of range. Poor timing from Consumerus.
A little feinted left hand from Vandelay on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Consumerus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vandelay moves away.
Vandelay connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Consumerus scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Donk. Vandelay catches Consumerus right on the button with a cross.
Consumerus scores with a hook to the body. Vandelay takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Consumerus swings for the body but Vandelay moves out of range.
Vandelay throws a shot to the body.
A jab from Consumerus finds it's way through Vandelay's defenses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vandelay keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vandelay missing with a left hand there. Consumerus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Consumerus scores with a jab to the jaw.
Vandelay connects with a body shot that sends Consumerus's belly button to the back.
Consumerus listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Consumerus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vandelay moves away.
Vandelay closes the distance and clinches.
Vandelay misses with a short punch on the inside.
Vandelay misses with some punches.
Consumerus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vandelay's elbow.
Vandelay misses with a hook to the ribs.
Vandelay struggles to land a body shot inside as Consumerus controls his hands.
Vandelay working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Vandelay lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Vandelay misses with a hook from the clinch.
Vandelay misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Consumerus is trying to stall.
Vandelay will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Consumerus up against the cage.
Consumerus lands a right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Consumerus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Vandelay scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Vandelay tries to work over Consumerus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short left from Vandelay.
Vandelay lands a right hand that snaps the head of Consumerus backwards.
Vandelay tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A body shot lands from Vandelay.
Consumerus blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Consumerus.
Vandelay misses with a punch to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Vandelay.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Art Vandelay clearly takes that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Consumerus takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Vandelay slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Consumerus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Vandelay clinches with his opponent.
Vandelay tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Consumerus's elbow.
Vandelay doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Vandelay fails to land.
Consumerus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Consumerus scores with a body shot.
A big right from Vandelay misses.
Vandelay misses with the combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Consumerus avoids a punch combination nicely.
Consumerus is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Consumerus lands a body shot.
Consumerus throws a body punch but Vandelay moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Consumerus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vandelay.
Vandelay throws a hook but Consumerus avoids it easily.
Consumerus misses with a jab to the body
and Vandelay counters with a nice uppercut.
Consumerus looks to score with a jab to the body but Vandelay is just out of range.
Vandelay avoids the body shot from Consumerus.
Consumerus misses with a double jab.
Consumerus digs a good body shot into Vandelay's ribs.
Consumerus misses the jab.
Vandelay scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Vandelay rushes Consumerus and presses him up against the cage.
Vandelay throws a head punch that misses.
Consumerus can't find room to land a body shot as Vandelay controls the action.
Vandelay misses with some punches.
Consumerus misses with a punch on the inside.
Vandelay misses with the head strike.
Vandelay swings wildly with an uppercut but Consumerus uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vandelay tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Consumerus's elbow.
Vandelay swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Vandelay working some nice short punches in the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vandelay pushes Consumerus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Vandelay swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Consumerus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Vandelay fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Consumerus, pushing him back against the cage.
Vandelay throws a head punch that misses.
Vandelay prevents Consumerus from breaking the clinch.
Consumerus wants to stall.
Vandelay is working Consumerus over against the cage.
Consumerus taking a breather.
Consumerus wants to get back to striking at distance but Vandelay won't allow it.
Vandelay tries to work over Consumerus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vandelay lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vandelay tries to work over Consumerus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vandelay swings wildly with an uppercut but Consumerus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Consumerus prevents a body shot from Vandelay.
Consumerus is trying to maintain a safe position but Vandelay gets an underhook and turns Consumerus into the cage.
Vandelay has a couple of punches blocked by Consumerus.
Vandelay lands a hook that snaps the head of Consumerus backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Consumerus.
A head punch on the inside from Vandelay fails to land.
Vandelay lands a shot to the body.
A short uppercut from Consumerus.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Vandelay.
Vandelay has Consumerus pressed against the cage, preventing Consumerus from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Vandelay prevents a body shot from Consumerus.
Vandelay tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Consumerus tries to break free but Vandelay pushes him back against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Consumerus tries to work over Vandelay's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vandelay misses with a hook from the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Consumerus is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Consumerus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vandelay's elbow.
Consumerus blocks an uppercut.
Consumerus wants to break the clinch but can't.
Vandelay's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Consumerus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Vandelay stalling.
Vandelay stalling against the cage.
Vandelay seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Consumerus tries a body shot but Vandelay blocks it.
Vandelay misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Art Vandelay had his way with Creatinus Consumerus in that round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Consumerus gets tackled into the cage by Vandelay. Vandelay maintains the clinch.
Vandelay tries a body shot but Consumerus blocks it.
Vandelay lands a left hand that snaps the head of Consumerus backwards.
Consumerus blocking some punches.
Vandelay swings wildly with an uppercut but Consumerus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Consumerus stalling in the clinch but Vandelay improves position.
Vandelay lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Consumerus.
Vandelay blocks a body shot from Consumerus.
Consumerus stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Vandelay throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from Vandelay.
Vandelay lands a left hand.
Consumerus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Vandelay lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Consumerus is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Vandelay lands a nice shot to the body.
Vandelay misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Consumerus is trying to stall.
Vandelay lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Vandelay creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Consumerus's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Consumerus drops to his knees and Vandelay pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Art Vandelay!
Art Vandelay retains his lightweight title!
A very excited looking Art Vandelay made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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