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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lord Beerus (ranked 4705 p4p, 98 weight class) and Vladimir Impaler (ranked 4716 p4p, 157 weight class). Beerus's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Judas by Fozzy. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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185 lbs
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270 lbs
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Good takedowns
Brawler
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lord Beerus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Vladimir Impaler!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Impaler lands the left hand.
Beerus misses with a body punch
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Beerus takes a jab right on the kisser.
Beerus misses with a takedown
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
A low kick from Beerus misses
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Impaler lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Impaler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Beerus with a poor takedown
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
A low kick from Beerus misses
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Beerus tries for a takedown but Impaler circles away easily
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lord Beerus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Impaler fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Beerus on the side of the head.
Beerus with a lazy takedown attempt
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Beerus thinking.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Impaler has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Beerus misses with a takedown attempt
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Beerus with a poor takedown
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Impaler moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Beerus misses with a takedown attempt
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Beerus thinking.
Vladimir Impaler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Beerus is breathing heavily.
Beerus takes a jab right on the kisser.
Beerus swings widly with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Beerus on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beerus with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Beerus is rocked!
Beerus with a poor takedown
and Impaler counters with a left to the body.
Impaler tests Beerus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lord Beerus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beerus on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Impaler sizes up Beerus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jab by Impaler.
Impaler is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Beerus had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Impaler punishes Beerus's body with a nice straight punch.
Beerus looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Beerus gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Beerus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Beerus doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Impaler counters with a crisp right hand that drops Beerus! Impaler lets Beerus back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Oh Beerus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Impaler circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Beerus to the canvas! Beerus doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Impaler keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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