PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 2589 p4p, 298 weight class) and Seamus Hunter (ranked 1893 p4p, 224 weight class). Hunter has chosen Veins- Huntr as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Grabber
vs
Hunter

207 cm
21
282 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

201 cm
21
266 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

WarHorse Fightwear
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Seamus Hunter!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Konstantin Menshow and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hunter.
We've been told by Grabber's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A cross from Grabber lands.
Grabber fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hunter looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Grabber lands with an uppercut that bounces Hunter off the cage and back into range.

Grabber lands a big uppercut and Hunter crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Hunter looks OK. Grabber waves Hunter back to his feet!

Hunter is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grabber circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Hunter tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Grabber wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber gave a mention to WarHorse Fightwear in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).