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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bed Intruder (ranked 2072 p4p, 289 weight class) and Yoel Mir (ranked 1968 p4p, 271 weight class). Intruder comes to the cage accompanied by Bed Intruder. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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165 lbs
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186 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bed Intruder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Yoel Mir!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Josh West and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mir avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Intruder throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mir sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mir works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Mir throws a leg kick but Intruder moved away.
Mir steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Intruder.
Mir takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Mir works the jab nicely.
Intruder has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Team Alpha Midget in the buildup to the fight.
Intruder misses with a hook
and Mir counters with a nice leg kick.
Mir takes a jab right on the kisser.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Mir steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Intruder.
Intruder backing away here, and Mir unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Intruder fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Mir looks to land a right hand but Intruder moved out of range.
Mir throws a shot to the body.
Mir misses with a double jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mir throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mir slips a jab from Intruder.
Intruder clinches up with Mir and pushes him back against the cage.
Intruder tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mir's elbow.
Mir tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Intruder avoids it.
Intruder misses with a short punch on the inside.
Intruder keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Mir's efforts to push away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Intruder keeps control of Mir as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Still in the clinch, Intruder scores with a nice short uppercut.
Intruder pushes Mir back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mir pushes Intruder back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Intruder stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Intruder lands with a short shot to the head.
A hook to the body from Mir.
Mir is trying to break the clinch but Intruder has him pressed against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mir.
Mir breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bed Intruder seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mir paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Mir fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Intruder is out of range.
An inside leg kick from Mir misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Intruder.
Intruder misses with a straight right.
Intruder throws a jab when Mir was well out of range.
Mir misses with a low kick.
Intruder lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mir misses with a straight right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Intruder throws a body kick that misses.
Mir throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mir uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Intruder.
Mir looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Mir scores with a leg kick.
Mir throws a body shot but no joy.
Mir misses with a straight right.
Mir throws a solid leg kick but Intruder takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Mir.
Intruder swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Mir ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mir tries a quick counter leg kick but Intruder is wise to it.
Mir moves into range and connects with a jab.
Intruder misses with an uppercut. Mir saw that one coming.
Intruder throws a front kick aimed at Mir's knee but Mir avoids it well.
Mir keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mir avoids the body shot from Intruder.
Intruder tries to clinch but Mir moves out of range.
Mir throws a front kick aimed at Intruder's knee but Intruder avoids it well.
Intruder is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Mir.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mir.
Mir scores with a leg kick.
Mir shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Mir throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Mir lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Intruder misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Mir fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Intruder swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Intruder smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Mir has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Intruder misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mir.
Intruder scores with a shot to the body.
Mir swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yoel Mir is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Intruder throws a hook but Mir blocks it.
Intruder tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Mir manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Mir tests Intruder's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Intruder slips a straight right by Mir.
Mir connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Intruder looks to land a combination but Mir avoids it well.
Mir loads up on a big right hand but Intruder slips the punch.
Intruder seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Intruder ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Intruder wants to slow Mir down by chopping away at his legs.
Intruder throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mir counters with a left to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mir connects with an inside leg kick.
The fighters circling - Mir throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Intruder avoids the body shot from Mir.
Mir uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Intruder.
A jab from Intruder misses.
Intruder closes the distance and clinches.
Intruder is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Intruder working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Intruder scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Mir obliges.
Mir tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Intruder's elbow.
A body shot lands from Mir.
Mir struggles to land a body shot inside as Intruder controls his hands.
Mir lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Intruder is breathing heavily.
Intruder misses with a body punch.
Intruder swings wildly with an uppercut but Mir uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mir breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mir lands a nice leg kick that just misses Intruder's sensitive parts.
Mir throws a body punch but Intruder moves out of range.
Mir swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mir misses with an attempted mid kick.
And Intruder counters with a quick kick to the body but Mir blocks it.
Intruder misses with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Yoel Mir will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Intruder just misses with a punch to the body.
Mir misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Intruder.
Mir has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Mir tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mir with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Intruder avoids a kick to the body.
Mir misses with a looping left.
Mir connects with a solid leg kick.
Intruder looks to score with a jab to the body but Mir is just out of range.
Mir chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Intruder can pounce on him.
Intruder lands with an uppercut that bounces Mir off the cage and back into range.
Good shot there by Mir.
Intruder throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mir sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Intruder throws a looping overhand right but Mir ducks down to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Intruder misses with a body punch
and Mir counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mir fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Intruder has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Intruder throws a head kick but Mir moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mir tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Intruder was well out of range. Poor timing from Mir.
Intruder has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mir.
A left lands for Intruder.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Intruder dips to his left and cracks Mir with an uppercut!
Intruder checks a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Mir.
Mir throws a shot from downtown. Intruder moves away and avoids it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Mir is looking to score with low kicks.
Mir is looking to slow Intruder down with leg kicks.
Intruder checks the leg kick.
Intruder stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Mir.
Intruder fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mir manages to avoid it.
Mir lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Intruder throws a head kick but Mir moves out of range.
Mir misses with a wild combination.
Intruder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mir swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Intruder connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Intruder motions for Mir to come forward. Intruder throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Intruder takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Intruder drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mir is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mir is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Intruder prevents Mir from escaping the position.
Intruder has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Intruder is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Mir is trying to buck Intruder off.
Mir is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Intruder trying to control the action but Mir is working from the bottom.
Intruder landing a few strikes.
Intruder landing a few strikes.
Intruder wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mir keeps working.
Mir pushes Intruder away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Intruder gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Mir takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Intruder working the head with strikes.
Intruder grinds an elbow into Mir's temple.
Mir is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Intruder asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Mir is being controlled here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Intruder trying to control the position but Mir is working away.
Intruder lands a decent elbow from side control.
Intruder just content to control the position.
Intruder is looking to take a break and control but Mir is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Intruder working the ground and pound.
Mir is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Intruder is controlling him well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bed Intruder dominated that second round.
That's time! Intruder's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Mir on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Intruder looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Mir is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Mir takes one to the chin there.
Intruder misses with a wild body shot.
Intruder changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Intruder ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Intruder lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Mir gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Intruder cracks Mir with a right hand to the side of the head.
Mir throws a low kick but Intruder moves out of range easily.
Intruder swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Intruder blocks a jab.
Intruder tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mir paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mir connects with an inside leg kick.
Mir scores with a jab. Intruder acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Intruder throws a body punch but Mir moves out of range.
Intruder misses the jab.
As Intruder backs off Mir throws a huge counter combo but Intruder manages to avoid it all.
That's one minute gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Intruder.
Some wild striking there from Intruder.
Intruder uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mir.
Intruder scores with a punch to the head.
Intruder throws out a loose jab but Mir uses good head movement to avoid it.
Intruder defending well as Mir loads up on a big left hand.
Mir feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Intruders jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The fight stays on the outside here - Intruder looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Intruder keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mir.
Mir uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Intruder.
A slow jab from Intruder misses its intended target.
Mir scores with a punch to the head.
Decent striking displayed by Intruder there.
Intruder rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mir counters with a stiff right hand.
Mir throws a sloppy head kick and Intruder moves out of range easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mir throws a hook to the side of Intruder's head but Intruder sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mir connects with a good right hand that stumbles Intruder. Intruder circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Intruder steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Mir. That one must have hurt.
Intruder throws a big shot that misses.
Mir steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Intruder will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mir ducks under a wild hook from Intruder.
Mir tries a quick counter leg kick but Intruder is wise to it.
Intruder uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mir has time to react.
Mir thuds his right hand into Intruder's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A big left from Mir misses.
Intruder jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mir slips under a jab from Intruder.
Donk. Intruder catches Mir right on the button with a cross.
Mir lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Intruder circles away quickly and effectively.
Mir's corner calls for a 1-2. Mir obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Donk. Mir catches Intruder right on the button with a cross.
Intruder cracks Mir with an open hand slap.
Intruder ducks under a wild hook from Mir.
Mir throws a body shot but no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Intruder.
Intruder takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Mir chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Mir is looking to land body kicks.
An attempted straight right counter from Intruder misses the target.
Intruder is looking to slow Mir down with leg kicks.
Intruder lands with a straight right. Mir didn't see that one coming.
Mir waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Intruder.
Mir moves away from the strike by Intruder.
Mir ducks under a wild hook from Intruder.
Mir lands with a straight right. Intruder didn't see that one coming.
Intruder loads up on a big right hand but Mir slips the punch.
Mir looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Mir dips to his left and cracks Intruder with an uppercut!
Intruder is looking to clinch.
Intruder checks a leg kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Intruder misses the target.
Intruder tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mir paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Intruder waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mir.
Mir just misses with a punch to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mir steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Intruder.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mir dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Intruder chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mir can pounce on him.
Mir swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mir keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Intruder takes a swing at Mir's ribcage but misses.
Intruder dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mir bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mir does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Intruder waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mir.
A shot to the liver by Intruder. Beautiful body shot.
Intruder swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Intruder just misses with a punch to the body.
Intruder misses with an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mir throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mir on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Yoel Mir seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Intruder defending well as Mir loads up on a big left hand.
An inside leg kick from Mir misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Bed Intruder.
I think Intruder has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 29:28
Judge Josh West scores the fight 29:28
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bed Intruder!
A relieved looking Bed Intruder thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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