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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Buzz Lightyear (ranked 21365 p4p, 731 weight class) and Dunder Mifflin (ranked 6718 p4p, 626 weight class). Lightyear's entrance music is You got a Friend in Me. A fine choice. Buzz Lightyear is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Buzz Lightyear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dunder Mifflin!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Taro Takaoka and Shigeki Sano.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lightyear gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Lightyear throws an overhand right that lands on Mifflin's shoulder, as Mifflin tries to avoid the shot.
Lightyear cracks Mifflin with a right hand to the side of the head.
Lightyear connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Mifflin missing with a left hand there. Lightyear was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mifflin scores with a body shot.
Lightyear connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mifflin's hands.
Lightyear slips a straight right by Mifflin.
Mifflin misses with a hook. Lightyear ducked under it nicely.
Lightyear ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
We've been informed that Mifflin has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Lightyear slips under a jab from Mifflin.
Lightyear ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Lightyear misses with a wild combination.
A countering left hand to the body from Mifflin misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mifflin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lightyear throws out the jab.
Mifflin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mifflin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Lightyear uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mifflin.
Nice cross by Lightyear.
Lightyear throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lightyear jabs at Mifflin's body.
Lightyear misses with a looping right.
Mifflin throws a jab when Lightyear was well out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Lightyear. Those never looked like landing.
A left lands for Lightyear.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lightyear misses with the combination.
Mifflin lands a really nice looking cross but Lightyear seems unphased.
Mifflin avoids the body shot from Lightyear.
Lightyear looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Mifflin throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mifflin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lightyear sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mifflin misses with a looping left.
Mifflin throws a hook to the side of Lightyear's head but Lightyear sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lightyear appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Mifflin blocks a jab.
Lightyear bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lightyear swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Mifflin staying out of range there.
Mifflin defending well as Lightyear loads up on a big left hand.
Nice body punch from Mifflin.
Lightyear just misses with a punch to the body.
Mifflin slips under a jab from Lightyear.
Mifflin is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mifflin. Lightyear does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lightyear jabs at Mifflin's body.
Mifflin bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Lightyear's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mifflin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lightyear uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mifflin.
Mifflin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lightyear manages to avoid it.
Lightyear throwing a counter right hand but Mifflin manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mifflin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lightyear.
Mifflin throws a big shot that misses.
Lightyear scores with a jab. Mifflin acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Lightyear thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mifflin swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The fighters circling - Mifflin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mifflin tries to bum rush Lightyear with a series of wild strikes but Lightyear uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lightyear keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mifflin just misses with a punch to the body.
Lightyear lands with a right hand.
Lightyear lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Lightyear lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mifflin circles away quickly and effectively.
Lightyear throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lightyear bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A big right from Mifflin misses.
Mifflin misses with a straight left.
Mifflin lands the left hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lightyear lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Mifflin throws a series of punches but Lightyear avoids them all with ease.
Mifflin tries to move into range but Lightyear moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Mifflin throws a hook but Lightyear avoids it easily.
Lightyear is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Mifflin throws a body punch but Lightyear moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Buzz Lightyear will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Lightyear throws a body punch but Mifflin moves out of range.
Mifflin looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Lightyear uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mifflin.
No joy there for Lightyear, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lightyear fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mifflin manages to avoid it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mifflin! But no joy.
A telegraphed right hand from Lightyear misses the target.
Mifflin scores with a hook to the body. Lightyear takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Mifflin lands a glancing blow to the side of Lightyear's head.
Lightyear throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Mifflin looks to throw the jab but Lightyear is out of range.
Lightyear swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Lightyear bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lightyear swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Lightyear throws a jab when Mifflin was well out of range.
Lightyear is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mifflin. Lightyear does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lightyear misses with an uppercut.
Mifflin dodges the punch combination from Lightyear.
Mifflin looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Buzz Lightyear is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lightyear moves away from the strike by Mifflin.
Mifflin misses the shot to the body.
Lightyear keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mifflin.
It looked like Lightyear wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Mifflin connects with a single shot there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lightyear bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lightyear slips under a jab.
Lightyear moves out of range as Mifflin strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mifflin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mifflin lands with a good body shot.
Mifflin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lightyear scores with the left hand. Mifflin knows he should have avoided that one.
Lightyear misses with a wild body shot.
Mifflin scores with a jab to the jaw.
Mifflin lands a body shot.
Lightyear with a jab.
Lightyear misses with a series of wild punches.
Mifflin misses with a body shot.
Lightyear staying out of range there.
Lightyear moves out of range of the strikes.
Lightyear's jab looks to have found its range, popping Mifflin under the eye.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mifflin throws a nice looking combination but Lightyear bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Lightyear, as that shot connected.
Mifflin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lightyear.
A slow jab from Mifflin misses its intended target.
Mifflin slips under a jab.
Mifflin lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Mifflin connects with a body shot.
Dunder Mifflin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Mifflin scores with a nice head shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lightyear keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mifflin.
Lightyear misses with a wild body shot.
Mifflin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lightyear.
Mifflin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lightyear misses with a double jab.
Mifflin looks to land a left hand but Lightyear moved out of range nicely.
Mifflin looks to land a left hand but Lightyear moved out of range nicely.
Mifflin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lightyear.
A punch lands to the side of Lightyear 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Mifflin misses with a looping right.
Lightyear cracks a nice hook into Mifflin's ribs.
No joy there for Lightyear, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mifflin loads up on a big right hand but Lightyear slips the punch.
Mifflin throws the left hand but Lightyear avoids the punch easily.
A swing and a miss from Lightyear.
Mifflin throws an overhand right that lands on Lightyear's shoulder, as Lightyear tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A swing and a miss from Lightyear.
Mifflin misses with an uppercut. Lightyear saw that one coming.
Mifflin looks to land a left hand but Lightyear moved out of range nicely.
A left lands for Lightyear.
Mifflin looks to land a left hand but Lightyear moved out of range nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dunder Mifflin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Lightyear looks to land a right hand but Mifflin moved out of range.
Mifflin walks into a straight right hand from Lightyear.
Lightyear moves out of range as Mifflin strikes.
Mifflin takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Lightyear connects with a single shot there.
Mifflin throws a hook to the side of Lightyear's head but Lightyear sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lightyear throws the left hand but Mifflin avoids the punch easily.
Lightyear keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mifflin fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Mifflin throws a big shot that misses.
Mifflin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mifflin connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Lightyear lands with a straight right. Mifflin didn't see that one coming.
Lightyear displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mifflin throws out the jab.
Good shot there by Lightyear.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lightyear pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mifflin with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lightyear to score with a decent uppercut.
Lightyear swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lightyear misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lightyear thuds his right hand into Mifflin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Mifflin staying out of range there.
Mifflin misses with a hook.
Lightyear swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lightyear walks into a straight right hand from Mifflin.
Lightyear just misses with a punch to the body.
Lightyear blocks a jab.
A big left from Mifflin misses.
Lightyear slips under a jab.
A big left from Mifflin misses.
Mifflin throws out a loose jab but Lightyear uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lightyear misses with the combination.
Mifflin looks to throw the jab but Lightyear is out of range.
Lightyear misses with a wild body shot.
Mifflin just misses with a punch to the body.
Mifflin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nice defenses there by Lightyear.
Danga de danga de dang - Lightyear scores with a four punch combination!
Lightyear throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mifflin slips under a jab from Lightyear.
Mifflin scores with a hook to the body. Lightyear takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lightyear lands a two punch combo.
Mifflin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lightyear was well out of range. Poor timing from Mifflin.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lightyear misses with a hook.
Lightyear throws a body punch but Mifflin moves out of range.
Lightyear scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Mifflin cracks Lightyear with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Mifflin cracks a nice hook into Lightyear's ribs.
Lightyear staying out of range there.
Mifflin scores with a body shot.
Lightyear moves out of range of the strikes.
A slow jab from Lightyear misses its intended target.
Lightyear slips a straight right by Mifflin.
Mifflin lands a body shot.
Lightyear walks into a left hand.
Mifflin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lightyear manages to avoid it.
Lightyear steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mifflin.
Lightyear tries to move into range but Mifflin moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mifflin weaves into range and cracks Lightyear right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Lightyear goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Mifflin is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dunder Mifflin!
Dunder Mifflin seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Buzz Lightyear had this to say: 'To Infinity and Beyond!'.
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