PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Walter Sobchak (ranked 21337 p4p, 245 weight class) and Kingsley Brown (ranked 4516 p4p, 88 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sobchak might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Sobchak
vs
Brown

215 cm
23
300 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

196 cm
20
245 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Walter Sobchak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kingsley Brown!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Alyssa Summers and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sobchak throws out the jab.
Brown takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Sobchak rushes Brown and presses him up against the ropes.
A head punch on the inside from Sobchak fails to land.
Sobchak misses with a punch on the inside.
Sobchak has a couple of punches blocked by Brown.
Sobchak lands a left hand.
Sobchak lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Brown backwards.

It looks like Kingsley Brown has been cut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Brown.
Brown tries to break the clinch but Sobchak is controlling the position.
Sobchak lands with a left to the head.
Sobchak misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Brown.
Sobchak working aggressively here.
A short body shot lands from Brown as the two fighters clinch.
Sobchak pushes Brown back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch on the inside from Sobchak fails to land.
Sobchak fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sobchak can't find room to land a body shot as Brown controls the action.

Brown escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A decent looking cross lands there for Sobchak.
Sobchak goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sobchak throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A punch combination from Brown misses.

Sobchak has closed the distance and engaged Brown in a clinch.
Brown blocking some punches.
Sobchak misses with the head strike.
Sobchak has Brown pressed against the ropes.
Brown blocks a body shot from Sobchak.
Sobchak misses with some punches.
Sobchak lands a right hand that snaps the head of Brown backwards.
Sobchak has a couple of punches blocked by Brown.
Brown is trying to force a seperation but Sobchak has the dominant position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sobchak.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Brown working hard to break the clinch.
Brown goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sobchak misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sobchak has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Sobchak misses with a short punch on the inside.
Brown is trying to force a seperation but Sobchak has the dominant position.
Brown misses with a body punch.
Sobchak leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Brown working hard to break the clinch.
Sobchak misses with a hook from the clinch.
Brown blocks an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sobchak softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Sobchak lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Brown backwards.
The referee is keeping an eye on Sobchak - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak misses with some punches.
Sobchak effectively controlling the action here.
Sobchak has a couple of punches blocked by Brown.
Sobchak's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Sobchak is leaning against Brown and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Sobchak tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sobchak working aggressively here.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Sobchak creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Brown has had enough of the clinch but Sobchak keeps him there for the moment.
Sobchak lands with a left to the head.
Brown tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Brown misses with some punches.
Sobchak lands with a light punch inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brown blocks an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Sobchak.
Sobchak lands a left hand that snaps the head of Brown backwards.

That has opened up Kingsley Brown's cut even more.
Sobchak tries to throw a body punch but Brown avoids it by throwing Sobchak back against the ropes.
Sobchak will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Brown up against the ropes.
Sobchak lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sobchak lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

The cut above Kingsley Brown's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Brown wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Brown looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Sobchak lands with a right to the head.
Sobchak keeps control of Brown as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Brown is trying to break free.
Sobchak misses with a hook from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Walter Sobchak dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kingsley Brown's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Sobchak connects with an inside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sobchak.
Brown doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Sobchak delivers a nice body kick.
Brown looks to land a combination but Sobchak avoids it well.
Walter Sobchak seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sobchak lands a leg kick that knocks Brown off balance momentarily.

Sobchak forces Brown back against the ropes and clinches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sobchak.
Sobchak lands a right hand that snaps the head of Brown backwards.
Sobchak blocks an uppercut.
Sobchak scores with a nice hook to the head.
Sobchak misses with a punch on the inside.
Brown working aggressively here.
Sobchak is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Brown can do to turn this around?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Brown wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Sobchak misses with a body punch.
Sobchak lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Sobchak.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sobchak lands with a right to the head.
Brown blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Brown.
Sobchak scores with a shot to the side of Brown's head.

Kingsley Brown's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Sobchak tries to work over Brown's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sobchak fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Sobchak misses with a punch on the inside.
Sobchak keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Brown's efforts to push away.
Sobchak working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sobchak digs a right hand underneath Brown's ribcage. Brown let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Sobchak misses with a punch to the body.
Walter Sobchak has scored more points in the clinch so far.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Brown.
Sobchak lands a body punch.
Sobchak digs a right hand into Brown's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Brown's gas tank.
Brown is breathing heavily.
Sobchak digs a right hand into Brown's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Brown's gas tank.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak lands a right hand.
Sobchak lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Brown backwards.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kingsley Brown's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Walter Sobchak!
A pretty intense looking Walter Sobchak took the opportunity post-fight to ask for a shot at the title.