PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 1474 p4p, 202 weight class) and Billy Silver (ranked 1518 p4p, 210 weight class). Silver is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi. Mary Jane Rottencrotch has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Jane Rottencrotch
vs
Silver

200 cm
32
200 lbs
18 - 12 - 1

185 cm
38
186 lbs
42 - 28 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

FORCEE

FORCEE
Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 42 - 28 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Billy Silver!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Alec Ball and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rottencrotch drops his hands momentarily and Silver takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Rottencrotch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Silver sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Silver is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Rottencrotch with a body shot.
Rottencrotch misses with an uppercut.
Rottencrotch uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Silver has time to react.

It looks like Billy Silver has been cut.
Silver pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A nice inside leg kick there by Rottencrotch. That's going to slow Silver down.
Rottencrotch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Silver.
A slapping leg kick lands for Silver.
Rottencrotch throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Rottencrotch just misses with a punch to the body.
Silver misses with a body shot.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Rottencrotch looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Silver throws an overhand right that lands on Rottencrotch's shoulder, as Rottencrotch tries to avoid the shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rottencrotch connects with a looping right hand.
Silver misses with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silver swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Silver feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Rottencrotch's calf.
Rottencrotch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Silver.
Rottencrotch tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Silver paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Rottencrotch slips a straight right by Silver.
Silver scores with a jab.
Rottencrotch throws out a loose jab but Silver uses good head movement to avoid it.
Silver misses with a looping left.
Rottencrotch wants to clinch but Silver slips to the side
and Silver counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Silver takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Silver crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Rottencrotch - the referee stops the clock and Silver gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Rottencrotch. Silver manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Silver has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Silver connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rottencrotch misses with a right hand
and Silver counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silver throws a body shot but no joy.
Rottencrotch connects with a good right hand that stumbles Silver. Silver circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Rottencrotch takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Rottencrotch moves out of range of the strikes.
Rottencrotch lands with a right hand.
That kick from Silver tenderised Rottencrotch's leg. Rottencrotch is trying to keep his angry face on.
A telegraphed right hand from Rottencrotch misses the target.
Silver swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Rottencrotch with a nice cross.
Silver throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Rottencrotch throws a hook but Silver blocks it.
Rottencrotch misses with a leg kick

and Silver counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Rottencrotch misses with some punches.
Silver misses with a knee strike.
Silver blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Silver blocks an uppercut.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Rottencrotch takes a knee to the side of the body.
Silver lands a shot to the body.
Rottencrotch tries to throw a body punch but Silver avoids it by throwing Rottencrotch back against the cage.
Rottencrotch prevents a body shot from Silver.
Silver misses with a punch to the body.
Silver blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Silver tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Silver scores a nice knee to the body.
Rottencrotch is breathing heavily.
Silver with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Nice body punch from Silver.
Rottencrotch managing to block the knees to the body from Silver.
Rottencrotch takes an elbow to the forehead.
Silver stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A knee to the head by Silver.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Silver working Rottencrotch over with knees to the body.
Silver using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Silver using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Silver throws a knee to the head but misses.
Silver lands a body punch in the clinch.
Silver with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Rottencrotch tries a body shot but Silver blocks it.
Silver missing with knees to the body.
Silver misses with an elbow strike.
Silver using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Rottencrotch has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Rottencrotch lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Silver controls the action.
Silver tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Rottencrotch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Silver's elbow.
Silver misses with a knee to the head.
Silver misses with a body punch.
Rottencrotch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Silver with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Silver with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Rottencrotch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Silver tries to land a knee to the head but Rottencrotch blocks with his arms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billy Silver dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Billy Silver's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A good leg kick by Rottencrotch.
Silver lands a nice hook to Rottencrotch's body. Rottencrotch takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rottencrotch. Silver does a little dance to reset his feet.
Silver defending well as Rottencrotch loads up on a big left hand.
Silver looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Billy Silver seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Silver lands a nice leg kick that just misses Rottencrotch's sensitive parts.
Rottencrotch scores with a nice strike.
Good standup being displayed there by Silver as he connects with a hook.
Silver slips under a jab from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch is looking to chop away at Silver's legs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch thows a left - swing and a miss!
Silver takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Silver throws a low kick but it's checked well by Rottencrotch.
Silver jabs at Rottencrotch's body.
Rottencrotch attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Silver throws out a counter right but Rottencrotch avoids it with no problem.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silver fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Silver digs a good body shot into Rottencrotch's ribs.
Silver throws a nice outside leg kick.
Silver throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rottencrotch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Silver.
Silver throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Rottencrotch on the side of the head.
Silver keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rottencrotch with a hook.
Silver lands with a good body shot.
Silver misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Silver.
Rottencrotch slips under a jab from Silver.
Silver misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A shot to the body from Rottencrotch misses
and Silver counters with a stiff right hand.
Silver throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Rottencrotch lands with an overhand left.
Rottencrotch scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Rottencrotch swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Silver counter with a right hand.
Silver ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Silver is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Rottencrotch with a body shot.
Rottencrotch tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Silver counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Rottencrotch misses the body punch
and Silver counters with an outside leg kick.
Rottencrotch takes one on the button.

Rottencrotch is rocked!
Rottencrotch misses with a jab to the body
and Silver counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks Rottencrotch out cold! What a finish! Silver is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Billy Silver!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Billy Silver waved his t-shirt featuring FORCEE's logo in front of the cameras.