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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Finn The Human (ranked 432 p4p, 52 weight class) and Diego Escobar (ranked 1586 p4p, 186 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think The Human might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Adventure Time. Diego Escobar is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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164 lbs
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160 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Diego Escobar!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Escobar throws a nice outside leg kick.
Escobar avoids the body shot from The Human.
The Human misses with a hook
and Escobar counters with a low kick, right behind The Human 's knee.
The Human seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Escobar drops his hands momentarily and The Human takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The Human takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Escobar throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The Human cracks Escobar with a good jab.
The Human throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Escobar counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The Human displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Escobar throws out the jab.
The Human tries to counter by clinching up but Escobar breaks away and moves out of range.
The Human throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Escobar with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The Human ducks under a wild hook from Escobar.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Human misses with a body shot
and Escobar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Escobar throws a big shot that misses.
Finn The Human seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Human throws a leg kick
letting Escobar counter with a right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Escobar throws a hook to the side of The Human's head but The Human sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Escobar looks to land a combination but The Human avoids it well.
Escobar scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Escobar. The Human does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Human throws a hook but Escobar avoids it easily.
The Human cracks Escobar with an open hand slap.
It looks like Diego Escobar has been cut.
Escobar darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The Human works the jab nicely.
The Human displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Escobar throws out the jab.
The Human with a jab.
The Human throws a sloppy body shot
and Escobar counters with an outside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Escobar connects with a body shot that sends The Human's belly button to the back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Human chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Escobar can pounce on him.
The Human lands with a good body shot.
Escobar lands with an overhand left.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Escobar, right into the meat.
Escobar slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The Human tries to clinch but Escobar moves out of range.
Escobar appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
The Human with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Escobar to score with a decent uppercut.
The Human wants to land a leg kick but Escobar is out of range.
Escobar throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Escobar lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The Human closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The fighters circling - The Human throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Human. Escobar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Escobar looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Escobar swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Human swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Human.
The Human moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The Human tries to clinch there but Escobar circles away.
The Human takes the fight into the clinch.
Escobar tries to throw a body punch but The Human avoids it by throwing Escobar back against the cage.
The Human lands a hook that snaps the head of Escobar backwards.
Escobar lands a left hand.
Escobar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The Human tries to work over Escobar's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Human misses with a short punch on the inside.
Escobar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Human.
Escobar jumps guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Escobar looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Human tries to free his leg and advance position but Escobar is retaining full guard.
Escobar keeping moving, preventing The Human from controlling successfully.
The Human throws a strike but Escobar rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Escobar pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. The Human is keeping the position for now.
The Human has his foot on Escobar's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Escobar works his way back into a safe position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Escobar tries to free his leg and advance position but The Human is retaining full guard.
Escobar slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
The Human is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Human wants to get back to full guard but Escobar has mounted him!
The Human slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Escobar wants to pass to mount but The Human is defending the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Diego Escobar dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Diego Escobar's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Escobar moves out of range of the strikes.
The Human swings for the body but Escobar moves out of range.
Escobar fakes the leg kick and cracks The Human in the body.
The Human throws out a leg kick but Escobar moves out of range and The Human only half commits.
Escobar appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
The Human misses the shot to the body.
Escobar tries to counter by closing the distance.
Escobar has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
A swing and a miss from Escobar.
Escobar lands a body shot.
The Human thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Human tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Escobar was well out of range. Poor timing from The Human.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Human has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Escobar.
The Human takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Human takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Escobar tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Human was well out of range. Poor timing from Escobar.
The Human is looking to counter the offense by Escobar and move into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human looks to score with a jab to the body but Escobar is just out of range.
Escobar fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. The Human looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Escobar has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The Human misses with a lunging right hand
and Escobar counters with a leg kick.
Escobar has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Human. Escobar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Escobar loads up on a big right hand but The Human slips the punch.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Escobar, right into the meat.
Escobar scores with a nice strike.
The Human ducks right into an uppercut from Escobar.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Escobar.
The Human takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The Human swings away with a body shot that misses
and Escobar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Escobar looks to score with a jab to the body but The Human is just out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Human misses with a lunging right hand
and Escobar makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Nice cross by The Human.
Escobar lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The Human throws a lazy uppercut
and Escobar counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Escobar throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Human sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Escobar on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Escobar scores with the left hand. The Human knows he should have avoided that one.
The Human is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The Human looks to land a left hand but Escobar moved out of range nicely.
The Human ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Human lands a nice hook to Escobar's body. Escobar takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The Human misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Escobar counters with a nice uppercut.
The Human takes a swing at Escobar's ribcage but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Human lands a right hook to the body.
The Human connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Escobar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Human.
Escobar plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The Human is rocked!
Escobar blocks a jab.
Escobar lands a lovely overhand right.
Oh The Human is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A head kick by Escobar - that's a beauty! The Human is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Escobar can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Diego Escobar!
Diego Escobar is the new lightweight champion!
Diego Escobar tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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