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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hannibal Lyons (ranked 2725 p4p, 84 weight class) and Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 982 p4p, 27 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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300 lbs
28 - 11 - 0 |
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213 cm
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304 lbs
11 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hannibal Lyons!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Columbo Gatti and Dean Styles.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom scores with a jab to the head.
It looks like Hannibal Lyons has been cut.
Diddlybottom on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Lyons on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A jab lands there for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Diddlybottom takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diddlybottom throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lyons takes one to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom connects with a body shot that sends Lyons's belly button to the back.
Lyons loads up on a big right hand but Diddlybottom slips the punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diddlybottom throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lyons just misses with a punch to the body.
Lyons on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Diddlybottom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lyons.
Lyons throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Diddlybottom was covering up waiting for the punch and Lyons finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Diddlybottom manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Lyons manages to get himself to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Diddlybottom looking to sit in guard and control but Lyons gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Diddlybottom is on top in guard.
Lyons has control of Diddlybottom's left arm, preventing Diddlybottom from doing any damage.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Lyons is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Diddlybottom pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Lyons is keeping the position for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is looking to advance position but Lyons has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Diddlybottom really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Lyons tries to control but Diddlybottom wriggling away.
Diddlybottom wants to hold on but Lyons pushes him away.
Lyons looking to finish Diddlybottom with some ground and pound. This is bad for Diddlybottom!
Lyons thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Lyons in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom regains half guard.
Lyons sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Diddlybottom defending well though.
Diddlybottom is refusing to be controlled, as Lyons sits in half guard.
Lyons takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Lyons is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Diddlybottom wants to control but Lyons is keeping busy.
Diddlybottom keeping hold of Lyons's head, controlling as best he can.
Lyons thows a huge punch but Diddlybottom dodges it nicely.
Lyons lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lyons takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Lyons prevents Diddlybottom from improving his position.
Diddlybottom moves into full guard.
Diddlybottom managing to control the position.
Lyons throwing strikes but missing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom looking for a guillotine here but Lyons defends easily.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Hannibal Lyons will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Lyons checks it.
Lyons throws a head kick that misses.
Diddlybottom takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Diddlybottom is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Lyons moves out of range of the body kick.
Diddlybottom checks a low kick from Lyons.
Diddlybottom throws a body punch but Lyons moves out of range.
Lyons tries to move into range but Diddlybottom moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lyons throws out a powerful jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom cracks Lyons with an open hand slap.
Lyons checks a leg kick.
Lyons scores with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lyons doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown but Lyons shows good takedown defense.
Lyons lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Diddlybottom gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Diddlybottom chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lyons can pounce on him.
Lyons waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Lyons as he jumps to the side.
Hannibal Lyons has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick which misses Lyons's front leg but catches the back leg as Lyons tries to avoid it.
Diddlybottom throws a hook but Lyons avoids it easily.
Lyons went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Diddlybottom comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom misses the body punch
and Lyons counters with a stiff right hand.
Lyons throws a jab when Diddlybottom was well out of range.
Lyons moves out of range of the body kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lyons's calf.
Diddlybottom with a lazy takedown attempt
and Lyons counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lyons looks to land a combination but Diddlybottom avoids it well.
Hannibal Lyons is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Diddlybottom is looking to clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Lyons on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Lyons thows a left - swing and a miss!
A big left from Lyons misses.
Nice uppercut there from Diddlybottom.
A shot to the body from Diddlybottom misses
and Lyons counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom wants to slow Lyons down by chopping away at his legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lyons. Lyons circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jab, jab by Diddlybottom - just one landing.
Lyons is rocked!
Lyons cracks Diddlybottom with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Diddlybottom looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Lyons finish him?
Oh Lyons is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Diddlybottom is rocked!
That has opened up Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut even more.
Lyons finds Diddlybottom's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Diddlybottom flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Lyons lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Diddlybottom will be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hannibal Lyons!
After winning the bout, Hannibal Lyons thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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