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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steven Kennedy (ranked 1336 p4p, 185 weight class) and Louis C K (ranked 887 p4p, 25 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying C K's choice of entrance music: Louis C.K. Stand-Up Monologue - SNL. Louis C K told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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183 cm
27
178 lbs
8 - 6 - 0 |
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183 cm
21
202 lbs
10 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Steven Kennedy! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Louis C K! The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Kennedy goes for a high kick. It partially lands. C K misses with a hook
and Kennedy counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. A left lands for Kennedy. Kennedy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. C K dips down and scores with a jab to the body. C K fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kennedy manages to avoid it. C K fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kennedy on the side of the head. Kennedy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent C K stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. This has been an exciting period of action! C K changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Kennedy checks the leg kick nicely there.
C K scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kennedy doesn't seem bothered though. C K lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. C K lands a big uppercut and Kennedy crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Kennedy looks OK. C K waves Kennedy back to his feet!
Kennedy is rocked! C K swings for the body but Kennedy moves out of range.
C K just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromKennedy. Oh Kennedy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! C K fakes the body blow, causing Kennedy to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Kennedy goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Louis C K! A very excited looking Louis C K rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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C
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G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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