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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cedric Lancaster (ranked 101 p4p, 15 weight class) and Snot Slurper (ranked 337 p4p, 47 weight class). Snot Slurper has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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195 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cedric Lancaster !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Josh West and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slurper lands with a straight right. Lancaster didn't see that one coming.
Slurper checks a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Lancaster does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lancaster is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Lancaster fails with an attempt to clinch.
Good shot there by Slurper.
Slurper has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Lancaster is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Slurper throws the left hand but Lancaster avoids the punch easily.
Lancaster swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
Lancaster tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Slurper now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Lancaster fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lancaster fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Slurper, pushing him back against the cage.
Lancaster doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lancaster tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lancaster scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Slurper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lancaster avoids a punch combination nicely.
Slurper keeps the fight on the outside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper tries to keep at a distance but Lancaster has taken the fight into the clinch.
Nice body punch from Lancaster .
Lancaster misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Lancaster lands an uppercut.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lancaster working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slurper breaks from the clinch.
Lancaster moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Lancaster avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Lancaster slips the punch.
Lancaster ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lancaster looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice straight punches there by Slurper. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slurper.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lancaster fails with an attempt to clinch.
Slurper misses with a right hand
letting Lancaster counter with a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Lancaster sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Lancaster ducks down to avoid it.
Nice straight punches there by Slurper. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slurper.
Slurper misses with an uppercut
and Lancaster moves into the clinch.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Lancaster .
Lancaster has Slurper pressed against the cage, preventing Slurper from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lancaster struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper tries a body shot but Lancaster blocks it.
Lancaster prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Lancaster blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Slurper tries a body shot but Lancaster blocks it.
Slurper works on Lancaster 's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lancaster .
Slurper misses with some punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Slurper lands with a short shot to the head.
Good body shot from Lancaster .
Slurper wants to break free but Lancaster has control.
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Lancaster is rocked!
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Oh Lancaster is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A short right from Slurper.
Slurper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lancaster punishes Slurper's body with a nice straight punch.
Lancaster keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Slurper.
Slurper takes one to the chin there.
Lancaster seems to have got his legs back now.
Lancaster lands a lovely overhand right.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lancaster wants to clinch up but Slurper keeps it at a distance.
Lancaster takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Slurper swings for the body but Lancaster moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper misses with a body shot
and Lancaster counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Slurper misses with a body shot
letting Lancaster counter with a right hand.
Lancaster tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Slurper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper plants his feet and throws a 3 punch combo. Miss, miss, boom! The third punch, a big right hook, connects right on the temple and drops Lancaster to the mat, unconscious! This fight is all over! Lancaster just couldn't keep out of the way of the whole flurry of punches!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper is the new middleweight champion!
An out of breath and clearly excited Snot Slurper thanked Urban Fighter for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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