PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Fuckya Mother (ranked 8027 p4p, 534 weight class) and Jerry OLeary (ranked 8094 p4p, 537 weight class). OLeary has chosen U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Mother
vs
OLeary

176 cm
20
155 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

169 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Fuckya Mother!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerry OLeary!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Dillan Fox and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mother gets a takedown into half guard.
OLeary looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Mother sitting and controlling from the half guard.

Mother is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and OLeary defends it well.
OLeary really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Mother. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Mother passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for OLeary!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mother content just to control the position here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
OLeary can't escape the position.
Mother controlling the pace for now.
OLeary is trying desperately to improve position.
Mother takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Mother cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
OLeary is wriggling around trying to escape.
A nice elbow there by Mother.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mother looking to control and managing it successfully.
OLeary in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Mother has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
OLeary is trying to reverse the position but instead Mother has taken his back - oops!

Mother has the rear naked choke here! This is very bad for OLeary! Can he survive? No! He's out! Mother gets to his feet and celebrates with his cornermen. He looks absolutely delighted. In the post fight interviews he takes time to thank his parents and everyone who has believed in him from the start. How sweet.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Fuckya Mother!
Jerry OLeary was interviewed post fight and said 'Don't stop the fight, I'm not punch drunk yet!'.