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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Professor Dickweed (ranked 2653 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Bawdeep (ranked 3338 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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175 cm
25
225 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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192 cm
26
215 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Red Belt
Counter fighter
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Professor Dickweed! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimmy Bawdeep! The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Gregory Folan and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bawdeep gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Dickweed to score an easy takedown into full guard. Bawdeep wants to get back to his feet but Dickweed is in a dominant position and won't allow it. Dickweed passes easily into side control. Nice work. Bawdeep gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there! Bawdeep is trying to stand but he's not in a good position to be doing that! Dickweed has taken his back! The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Bawdeep trying to get back to his feet but Dickweed is in full control for now. Dickweed controlling the position well here. Bawdeep rolled but Dickweed kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
Dickweed has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
That's one minute gone in the round. Dickweed has the rear naked choke here! This is very bad for Bawdeep! Can he survive? No! He's out! Dickweed gets to his feet and celebrates with his cornermen. He looks absolutely delighted. In the post fight interviews he takes time to thank his parents and everyone who has believed in him from the start. How sweet.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Professor Dickweed!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
46% |
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