PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 1050 p4p, 118 weight class) and Wild Turkey (ranked 1578 p4p, 181 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Grabber
vs
Turkey

207 cm
22
282 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

195 cm
21
270 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

WarHorse Fightwear
Urban Fighter

Freebok (85% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Wild Turkey !
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Konstantin Menshow and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber lands a really nice looking cross but Turkey seems unphased.
We've been told by Grabber's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Turkey takes a swing at Grabber's ribcage but misses.
Grabber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Turkey was well out of range. Poor timing from Grabber.
Grabber moves out of range of the strikes.
Turkey ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
A countering left hand to the body from Turkey misses.
Turkey slips a jab from Grabber.
Turkey throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Turkey cracks Grabber with a good jab.
Turkey throws an overhand right that lands on Grabber's shoulder, as Grabber tries to avoid the shot.

Grabber fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Turkey , pushing him back against the cage.
Turkey can't find room to land a body shot as Grabber controls the action.
Grabber makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Grabber misses with a hook from the clinch.
Turkey struggles to land a body shot inside as Grabber controls his hands.
Turkey swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grabber lands a hook that snaps the head of Turkey backwards.
A bit of stalling here from Grabber.
Turkey tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grabber misses with a body punch.
Grabber blocks an uppercut.
Grabber slows down the pace here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber lands a left hand that snaps the head of Turkey backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Grabber.
A head punch on the inside from Turkey fails to land.
Grabber lands an uppercut.
Grabber effectively controlling the action here.
Grabber misses with a punch on the inside.
Turkey tries to throw a body punch but Grabber avoids it by throwing Turkey back against the cage.
Turkey lands a shoulder strike.
A short left from Grabber.
Grabber is pushing Turkey up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A right handed body shot lands from Grabber.
Turkey lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Turkey .
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Turkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Turkey fails to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Turkey .
Grabber makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Turkey .
Turkey working aggressively here.
Grabber misses with a hook from the clinch.
Turkey working aggressively here.
Turkey misses with some punches.
Grabber has Turkey pushed against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Turkey .
Turkey misses with a hook to the ribs.
Grabber working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Turkey misses with a punch on the inside.
Grabber throws a head punch that misses.
Grabber lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grabber blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Turkey blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grabber throws a head punch that misses.
Turkey is trying to force a seperation but Grabber has the dominant position.
Turkey blocks a body shot from Grabber.
Grabber struggles to land a body shot inside as Turkey controls his hands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grabber lands a right hand.
Turkey misses with a short punch on the inside.
Grabber working aggressively here.
Turkey lands a shoulder strike.
Turkey 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Grabber stalling the fight.
Grabber has a couple of punches blocked by Turkey .

Turkey escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Grabber misses with a body shot.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Grabber loads up on a big right hand but Turkey slips the punch.
Grabber connects with a body shot.
Turkey scores with a body shot.
Grabber throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Grabber misses with a looping right.
Grabber tries to bum rush Turkey with a series of wild strikes but Turkey uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A little jabbing left from Turkey on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grabber's corner calls for a 1-2. Grabber obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Grabber throws a hook to the side of Turkey 's head but Turkey sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Grabber looks to score with a jab to the body but Turkey is just out of range.
The fighters circling - Grabber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A decent looking cross lands there for Turkey .
Turkey throws a lazy body kick

and Grabber counters by moving into the clinch.
Grabber blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grabber stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Grabber is stalling here.
Grabber prevents a body shot from Turkey .
Grabber struggles to land a body shot inside as Turkey controls his hands.
Grabber blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Grabber scores with a shot to the side of Turkey 's head.
Grabber misses with the head strike.
Grabber lands with a right to the head.
Turkey fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Turkey wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Grabber dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Grabber fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Turkey misses with a hook. Grabber ducked under it nicely.
Turkey takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Turkey ducks into an uppercut from Grabber and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber retains his heavyweight title!
Crotch Grabber really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that WarHorse Fightwear logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.