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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tapani Kansalainen (ranked 979 p4p, 102 weight class) and Swollen Piss Bladder (ranked 1549 p4p, 166 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tapani Kansalainen!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Swollen Piss Bladder!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Aleksandr Martynov and Illya Tyunina.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piss Bladder walks into a stiff left hand from Kansalainen.
Kansalainen throws out a powerful jab.
Kansalainen scores with a hook to the body. Piss Bladder takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Piss Bladder takes a swing at Kansalainen's ribcage but misses.
Piss Bladder looks to land a right hand but Kansalainen moved out of range.
Kansalainen lands a right hook to the body.
Piss Bladder lands a jab to the nose.
Piss Bladder looks to land a right hand but Kansalainen moved out of range.
Kansalainen misses the jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Piss Bladder! But no joy.
Kansalainen takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Piss Bladder slips under a jab from Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kansalainen misses with an uppercut
and Piss Bladder counters with a left to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kansalainen defending well as Piss Bladder loads up on a big left hand.
Piss Bladder showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kansalainen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Piss Bladder ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kansalainen seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Kansalainen ducks under a wild hook from Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kansalainen thuds a left hand into Piss Bladder's body.
Piss Bladder misses with an uppercut.
Piss Bladder takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kansalainen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen connects with the punch.
Kansalainen misses with a wild combination.
Kansalainen throws a poor cross that misses
and Kansalainen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kansalainen rushes Piss Bladder and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Piss Bladder digs a right hand underneath Kansalainen's ribcage. Kansalainen let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Kansalainen throws a head punch that misses.
Piss Bladder breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kansalainen is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Kansalainen.
Kansalainen scores with a nice strike.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Kansalainen gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kansalainen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Piss Bladder working aggressively here.
A nice left hand lands by Kansalainen.
Kansalainen throws a punch but it's blocked by Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kansalainen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Piss Bladder goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Piss Bladder blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kansalainen breaks from the clinch.
Nice cross by Kansalainen.
Kansalainen just misses with a punch to the body.
Piss Bladder connects with a crisp jab.
Piss Bladder throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kansalainen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Piss Bladder.
Nice defenses there by Kansalainen.
A shot to the liver by Piss Bladder. Beautiful body shot.
Kansalainen misses with the combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kansalainen clinches with his opponent.
Piss Bladder has a couple of punches blocked by Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder misses with some punches.
Piss Bladder prevents a body shot from Kansalainen.
Kansalainen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kansalainen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Piss Bladder lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kansalainen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kansalainen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Piss Bladder lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kansalainen backwards.
Piss Bladder lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Piss Bladder swings wildly with an uppercut but Kansalainen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kansalainen blocks an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Piss Bladder softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kansalainen breaks from the clinch.
Kansalainen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kansalainen swings for the body but Piss Bladder moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kansalainen cracks Piss Bladder with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Kansalainen's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Piss Bladder connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Kansalainen scrambles back to his feet.
A big left from Piss Bladder misses.
Kansalainen is looking to counter punch.
A big right from Piss Bladder misses.
Kansalainen scores with a shot to the body.
Piss Bladder dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Piss Bladder moves out of range of the strikes.
Piss Bladder feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kansalainens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Piss Bladder misses with a series of wild punches.
Piss Bladder fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kansalainen manages to avoid it.
Kansalainen throwing a counter right hand but Piss Bladder manages to avoid it.
Piss Bladder staying out of range there.
Piss Bladder's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Kansalainen connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Piss Bladder scrambles back to his feet.
Piss Bladder waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kansalainen.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kansalainen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Piss Bladder throws a body shot but no joy.
Kansalainen cracks Piss Bladder with a good jab.
Kansalainen connects with a nice looking jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Tapani Kansalainen will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Kansalainen gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A telegraphed right hand from Piss Bladder misses the target.
Kansalainen scores with a jab.
Kansalainen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Piss Bladder sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kansalainen throws out a loose jab but Piss Bladder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kansalainen closes the distance and pushes Piss Bladder back into the cage.
Piss Bladder breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Piss Bladder takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kansalainen gets a clinch.
Kansalainen lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kansalainen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kansalainen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kansalainen blocks an uppercut.
Kansalainen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kansalainen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Piss Bladder tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kansalainen swings wildly with an uppercut but Piss Bladder uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Piss Bladder manages to break the clinch.
Piss Bladder throws an overhand right that lands on Kansalainen's shoulder, as Kansalainen tries to avoid the shot.
Kansalainen avoids the body shot from Piss Bladder.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kansalainen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kansalainen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Piss Bladder sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Piss Bladder throws a series of punches but Kansalainen moves out of range.
Kansalainen darts in and clinches Piss Bladder up against the cage.
A short uppercut from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Piss Bladder misses with a short punch on the inside.
Piss Bladder misses with the head strike.
Piss Bladder lands with a left to the head.
Kansalainen throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kansalainen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kansalainen pushes Piss Bladder back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Piss Bladder blocks a body shot from Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder throws a head punch that misses.
Piss Bladder lands with a short shot to the head.
Piss Bladder misses with some punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kansalainen works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piss Bladder tries a body shot but Kansalainen blocks it.
Piss Bladder lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Piss Bladder blocking some punches.
Tapani Kansalainen has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Piss Bladder scores with a nice hook to the head.
Piss Bladder working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Piss Bladder working aggressively here.
Kansalainen misses with some punches.
Kansalainen has a couple of punches blocked by Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder pushes Kansalainen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kansalainen scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder lands a shoulder strike.
Kansalainen blocking some punches.
Piss Bladder lands a nice uppercut.
Piss Bladder misses with a body punch.
Piss Bladder fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook from the clinch.
Piss Bladder breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kansalainen slips a jab from Piss Bladder.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kansalainen takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Piss Bladder cracks Kansalainen with a right hand to the side of the head.
Swollen Piss Bladder seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Piss Bladder takes a jab right on the kisser.
Kansalainen throws a hook but Piss Bladder blocks it.
Kansalainen moves out of range of the strikes.
Piss Bladder walks into a jab.
Kansalainen lands a lovely overhand right.
Piss Bladder throws a big shot that misses.
Piss Bladder gets tackled into the cage by Kansalainen. Kansalainen maintains the clinch.
Kansalainen throws a punch but it's blocked by Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kansalainen takes a shot to the head.
Piss Bladder wants to break the clinch but can't.
Kansalainen blocks an uppercut.
Piss Bladder misses with a punch to the body.
Piss Bladder lands a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piss Bladder lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Piss Bladder working aggressively here.
Kansalainen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Piss Bladder pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kansalainen misses with a body shot
and Piss Bladder counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kansalainen scores with a jab to the jaw.
Kansalainen blocks a jab.
Kansalainen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Nice cross by Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook.
Kansalainen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Piss Bladder is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder throws an off balance right hand
and Kansalainen counters with a stiff right hand.
Kansalainen scores with a jab. Piss Bladder acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Kansalainen has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Kansalainen misses with a jab, cross combination.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kansalainen throws out a loose jab but Piss Bladder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kansalainen avoids the body shot from Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kansalainen misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Swollen Piss Bladder will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A swing and a miss from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder looks to throw the jab but Kansalainen is out of range.
Kansalainen scores with a jab.
Piss Bladder looks to score with a jab to the body but Kansalainen is just out of range.
Kansalainen was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Piss Bladder throws a right and a left that Kansalainen avoids nicely.
Kansalainen lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Piss Bladder backs up against the cage.
Piss Bladder is rocked!
Kansalainen throws a monster overhand right that drops Piss Bladder! Kansalainen follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tapani Kansalainen!
Tapani Kansalainen is the new featherweight champion!
After the fight, Tapani Kansalainen was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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