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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sara McSlamm (ranked 9487 p4p, 218 weight class) and Arvo Ulpukka (ranked 9206 p4p, 197 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Arvo Ulpukka was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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285 lbs
47 - 25 - 1 |
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300 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
47 - 25 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sara McSlamm!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Arvo Ulpukka!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Steve Smith and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ulpukka shoots in for a takedown but McSlamm shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McSlamm misses with a hook. Ulpukka ducked under it nicely.
Ulpukka looks for a takedown but McSlamm sprawls well.
Ulpukka will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
It looked like McSlamm wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Sara McSlamm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Arvo Ulpukka.
McSlamm stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and McSlamm wants it to stay on the feet.
Ulpukka shoots in looking for a takedown but McSlamm manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Ulpukka's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Ulpukka shoots in for a takedown but McSlamm shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Ulpukka darts in looking for a takedown but McSlamm gets double underhooks and turns Ulpukka into the ropes.
Ulpukka blocks the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ulpukka doesn't succeed with the takedown
and McSlamm counters with a straight right hand.
McSlamm could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Ulpukka shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has McSlamm pinned against the ropes. McSlamm gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
McSlamm drops down looking for a counter takedown but Ulpukka sprawls and moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McSlamm is trying hard to land a takedown here. Ulpukka sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Arvo Ulpukka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ulpukka shoots for a double leg takedown but McSlamm sprawls well. He's pushed Ulpukka's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Ulpukka looks winded!
Ulpukka fails with a takedown attempt.
Ulpukka tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but McSlamm defends well and Ulpukka ends up having to push McSlamm into the ropes where they will battle it out in the clinch.
McSlamm feinted with a counter takedown.
McSlamm scores with a jab.
Ulpukka fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
McSlamm tried to counter with a leg kick but Ulpukka avoided it.
Ulpukka avoids the head kick by McSlamm.
Ulpukka gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and McSlamm counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Ulpukka!
Ulpukka tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McSlamm has got one arm under Ulpukka's chin. This could be trouble... Ulpukka trying to control the other hand but McSlamm gets it free and sqeezes tight - just a matter of time now! Yep, Ulpukka has tapped out! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Sara McSlamm!
Sara McSlamm is the new super heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Sara McSlamm rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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