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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bocephus Addams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oliver Kahn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Addams might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Coheed and Cambria - Gravemakers and Gunslingers. Kahn comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Old Germany kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bocephus Addams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Oliver Kahn!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Donatello Bradman and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Addams swats away the attempt to clinch by Kahn.
Kahn looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Addams closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Kahn keeps control of Addams as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Addams is trying to break the clinch but Kahn has him pressed against the cage.
Addams wants to break free but Kahn has control.
Addams drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Kahn gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Addams wants to get back to striking at distance but Kahn won't allow it.
Kahn tries to pull guard but Addams holds him up against the cage and eventually Kahn drops back down to his feet.
Kahn is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Addams pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Kahn prevents Addams from breaking the clinch.
Addams can't break the clinch.
Addams wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Addams wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Kahn has him pressed against the cage.
Addams wants to break the clinch but can't.
Addams wants to break free but Kahn has control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Addams is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Kahn gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Kahn prevents Addams from breaking the clinch.
Addams tries to break the clinch but Kahn is controlling the position.
Kahn has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Addams is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bocephus Addams has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oliver Kahn.
Kahn keeps control of Addams as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Addams wants to break free but Kahn has control.
Kahn tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Kahn prevents the takedown attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Addams breaks from the clinch.
Addams tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kahn was well out of range. Poor timing from Addams.
Kahn shoots in but no luck this time.
Addams scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Addams swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kahn gets caught flat footed, as Addams shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Addams throws a big right hand that misses.
Addams in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Addams stands up over Kahn, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Addams throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kahn works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Addams's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Addams makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Addams throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kahn works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Addams has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Addams passes Kahn's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Addams thows a huge punch but Kahn dodges it nicely.
Addams scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Addams lands a nice short elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Addams lands a nice short elbow.
Kahn blocking the ground and pound attempt from Addams.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Addams lands a nice short elbow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Addams is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Kahn taking some punishment here, with Addams in his half guard.
Kahn really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Addams. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Ground and pound from Addams.
Kahn has hold of Addams's hands but Addams slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Kahn has hold of Addams's hands but Addams slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Addams lands strikes from half guard.
Addams working over Kahn with some ground and pound. Kahn looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Kahn wants to control but Addams is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Kahn blocking the ground and pound attempt from Addams.
Addams is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Addams lands with a punch from half guard.
Kahn has hold of Addams's hands but Addams slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Addams connects with a nice short shot to Kahn's temple.
Addams scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Kahn taking some punishment here, with Addams in his half guard.
Addams slips a nice elbow through Kahn's hands, connecting with Kahn's forehead.
Addams working Kahn over with strikes.
Addams scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kahn throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Addams working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Addams takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Addams working Kahn over with strikes.
Addams lands with a punch from half guard.
Ground and pound from Addams.
Kahn is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Addams scores with a couple of nice shots.
Kahn taking some punishment here, with Addams in his half guard.
Addams working the head and body with strikes.
Kahn has hold of Addams's hands but Addams slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Addams looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Kahn with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Kahn can do anything to dispel that myth.
Kahn trying to control from the bottom.
Ground and pound from Addams.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Addams looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Kahn punching from the bottom.
Addams looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Kahn with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Addams working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Addams working Kahn over with strikes.
Addams looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Addams scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Addams working Kahn over with strikes.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ground and pound from Addams.
Addams stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
Kahn avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bocephus Addams dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Addams gets a takedown into half guard.
Addams is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Addams working Kahn over with strikes.
Addams not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Addams lands with a punch from half guard.
Addams takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Nice strikes from Addams there.
Addams is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Addams is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Addams working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Addams lands strikes from half guard.
Addams takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Addams slips a nice elbow through Kahn's hands, connecting with Kahn's forehead.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Addams winds up and cracks Kahn with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Kahn is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Addams scores with a couple of nice shots.
Addams winds up and cracks Kahn with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Bocephus Addams overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Nice strikes from Addams there.
Addams looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Kahn with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Addams is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kahn can do to turn this around?
Addams lands with a punch from half guard.
Addams seems to be working for a kimura but Kahn defends the submission attempt.
Addams lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Addams lands strikes from half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Addams connects with a nice short shot to Kahn's temple.
Kahn is looking for a sweep. Addams is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Addams connects with a nice short shot to Kahn's temple.
Addams is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Addams drops an elbow to the side of Kahn's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Addams connects with a nice short shot to Kahn's temple.
Addams scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Addams lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Addams is looking for a kimura here.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Addams lands a nice short elbow.
Addams landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Addams seems to be working for a kimura but Kahn defends the submission attempt.
Addams looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Kahn with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Addams is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Addams lands with a punch from half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Addams slips a nice elbow through Kahn's hands, connecting with Kahn's forehead.
Addams is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Addams is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Kahn flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Addams drops an elbow to the side of Kahn's head.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Addams connects with a nice short shot to Kahn's temple.
Kahn is in trouble now - Addams has advanced to mount!
Addams breaks from Kahn's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Addams landing strikes from the mount and Kahn is in trouble!
Kahn wants to control but Addams is having none of it.
Addams working the ground and pound effectively.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Addams scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Kahn?
Addams scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Addams landing punches.
Addams working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Addams landing strikes, looking to finish!
Addams lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Addams putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Addams cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Addams in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Addams scoring with strikes but Kahn is staying in there.
Addams lands a big elbow.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Addams connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Addams looking to finish Kahn with some ground and pound. This is bad for Kahn!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Addams cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bocephus Addams dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Addams tries to clinch
and Kahn counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Kahn.
Addams manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Addams closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Kahn to the mat! Kahn manages to get full guard.
Addams with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Addams lands a couple of digs.
Addams pushes down on Kahn's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Addams working the head and body with strikes.
Kahn is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Addams scores with a couple of nice shots.
Addams looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Addams lands with a punch from half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Addams is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Addams is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Addams has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Addams looking to finish Kahn with some ground and pound. This is bad for Kahn!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Addams has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Kahn's face.
Addams lands a big shot there that rocks Kahn but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Addams cracks Kahn with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Addams lands a heavy elbow.
Addams landing shots from mount.
Addams is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Kahn is desperately trying to improve his position but Addams has a good base and remains in mount.
Addams raining down shots from the mount!
Addams connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Addams looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Addams lands a big shot there that rocks Kahn but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Addams with a couple of short strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Addams landing punches.
Addams lands a big elbow.
Kahn is rocked!
Addams is going olschool here, as he tries to force Kahn to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Kahn shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Addams in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Addams avoids the attempt from Kahn to control.
Addams scoring with strikes but Kahn is staying in there.
Addams breaks from Kahn's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Addams with a couple of short strikes.
Addams raining down shots from the mount!
Addams lands a big elbow.
Addams lands with some strikes.
Kahn is in a horrible position here. Addams smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Addams with the ground and pound from mount.
Addams looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Addams lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Kahn hang on?
Addams scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Kahn?
Addams raining down shots from the mount!
Addams raining down shots from the mount!
Oliver Kahn has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kahn in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Addams working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Addams lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Kahn is trying desperately to improve position.
Addams landing strikes from the mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Addams postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Kahn looks a forlorn figure.
Kahn in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Addams with the ground and pound from mount.
Kahn is trying to escape the mount.
Addams lands a heavy elbow.
Kahn is in a horrible position here. Addams smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Addams is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Kahn can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Bocephus Addams is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Addams lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Addams lands with some strikes.
Addams lands a nice shot to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bocephus Addams showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Addams has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:25
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:25
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bocephus Addams!
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