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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 1139 p4p, 130 weight class) and Matt Weston (ranked 2720 p4p, 297 weight class). SissyPants's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Scooters. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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275 lbs
17 - 6 - 0 |
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235 lbs
27 - 13 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Matt Weston!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Kenichi Hosakawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Weston uses good head movement to avoid the hook from SissyPants.
We've been told by SissyPants's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
SissyPants is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
SissyPants takes a swing at Weston's ribcage but misses.
It seemed like Weston was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
SissyPants displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Weston throws out the jab.
Weston avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
Weston swings and misses with a hook to the body.
SissyPants looks to land a left hand but Weston moved out of range nicely.
Weston feints a counter leg kick.
SissyPants keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Weston.
SissyPants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Weston moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Weston slips a straight right by SissyPants.
Weston goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Weston defending well as SissyPants loads up on a big left hand.
Weston fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A slow jab from Weston misses its intended target.
Weston scores with a jab.
SissyPants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Weston.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants misses with a straight right.
Weston lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
SissyPants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Weston looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Weston stuns SissyPants with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
SissyPants blocks a low kick nicely.
SissyPants misses with a series of wild punches.
Weston appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
SissyPants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A telegraphed right hand from SissyPants misses the target.
Weston only half commits to the counter leg kick.
SissyPants scores with a punch to the head.
Weston throws a leg kick but SissyPants checks it.
SissyPants is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Weston.
Weston misses with a double jab.
SissyPants throws an off balance right hand
and Weston counters with a nice low kick that buckles SissyPants's knee momentarily.
SissyPants moves out of range as Weston strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Weston keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from SissyPants.
SissyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Weston buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
SissyPants swings for the body but Weston moves out of range.
Weston looks to clinch
and Weston takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Weston keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Weston now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
SissyPants lands with a good body shot.
SissyPants circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Weston to the canvas! Weston doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - SissyPants keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, FannyPack SissyPants made sure he mentioned Urban Fighter, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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