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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 1621 p4p, 60 weight class) and Carter Antoine (ranked 2757 p4p, 93 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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301 lbs
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275 lbs
7 - 4 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Carter Antoine!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Chad Campbell and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Antoine throws a nice looking combination but Diddlybottom bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Diddlybottom appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Antoine instigates a clinch.
Antoine lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Diddlybottom decides to pull guard.
Antoine missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Diddlybottom is pulling down on Antoine's head to control his posture.
Diddlybottom continues to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Antoine manages to get himself to full guard.
Diddlybottom pushing down on Antoine's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Antoine is defending against the submission attempts here by Diddlybottom.
Antoine is trying to control but can't.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Antoine is looking for a sweep. Diddlybottom is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Antoine defends it well.
Diddlybottom is controlling the pace.
We've been hearing that Diddlybottom has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but Antoine is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Diddlybottom to get the leverage.
Diddlybottom performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Diddlybottom has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Diddlybottom controlling his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Antoine wants to get back to his feet.
Diddlybottom thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Diddlybottom takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Diddlybottom sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Diddlybottom controlling the position easily from mount.
Diddlybottom avoids the attempt from Antoine to control.
Diddlybottom tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom lands with some strikes.
Diddlybottom jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Antoine is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Antoine and Diddlybottom has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Diddlybottom wants to lay and pray for a moment but Antoine keeps working.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom controls the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
That's time! Diddlybottom's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
A punch combination from Antoine misses.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Antoine.
A telegraphed right hand from Antoine misses the target.
Diddlybottom lands a jab.
A big right from Antoine misses.
Diddlybottom looking to score a takedown here. Antoine is defending well but Diddlybottom drives through and ends up in Antoine's guard.
Diddlybottom looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Diddlybottom advances position into side control!
Diddlybottom is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Antoine can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Antoine is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Antoine dodges the ground and pound from Diddlybottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Antoine knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Diddlybottom tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Diddlybottom has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Diddlybottom wants to control but Antoine is keeping him busy.
Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but Antoine is defending well.
Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but Antoine is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom happy to just control the position for now.
Diddlybottom is working to tighten his grip on Antoine's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Antoine has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Diddlybottom is really squeezing tight and eventually Antoine passes out! Diddlybottom breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, RAGS of a RONIN, into his post fight interview.
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hype
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