PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roided Horse (ranked 5720 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rock Bolt (ranked 24434 p4p, 0 weight class). Roided Horse is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Horse
vs
Bolt

186 cm
24
204 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

187 cm
24
200 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Roided Horse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rock Bolt!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bolt shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Bolt was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Bolt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Horse throwing some weak shots from the bottom that do no damage.
Horse is looking to reverse the position.
Bolt lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Horse tries to strike but it doesn't land.
Horse tries to buck Bolt off but Bolt is having none of it.
Bolt landing a few strikes.
Horse throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
Bolt scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Horse to see if he's OK.
Bolt landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.

Horse is rocked!
Horse misses with a strike from the bottom.
Oh Horse is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bolt lands a decent elbow from side control.
Bolt staying calm.
Horse is looking for a sweep.
Bolt scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Horse is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Bolt can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rock Bolt!
Rock Bolt seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.