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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between King Murhaa (ranked 2521 p4p, 329 weight class) and Joey Bob Potatohauler (ranked 3516 p4p, 440 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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210 lbs
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178 cm
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214 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, King Murhaa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joey Bob Potatohauler!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, John Kavanagh and Bruno Lombardi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Potatohauler throws a body punch but Murhaa moves out of range.
Potatohauler loads up on a big right hand but Murhaa slips the punch.
Potatohauler misses with a straight right.
Murhaa takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Murhaa avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Potatohauler's coach down at Omerta MMA was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Potatohauler's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Murhaa scores with a shot to the body.
Murhaa takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A swing and a miss from Potatohauler.
The fighters circling - Potatohauler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Potatohauler lands with a shot to the body.
Murhaa shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Potatohauler as he avoids it easily.
Potatohauler misses the jab.
Murhaa connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Murhaa shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Potatohauler as he jumps to the side.
Murhaa gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Murhaa lands a right hand that snaps the head of Potatohauler backwards.
Murhaa misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Murhaa lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Murhaa throws a head punch that misses.
Murhaa throws a head punch that misses.
Murhaa throws a head punch that misses.
Murhaa lands a left hand that snaps the head of Potatohauler backwards.
Potatohauler blocks an uppercut.
Murhaa swings wildly with an uppercut but Potatohauler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Murhaa misses with a punch to the body.
Murhaa throws a punch but it's blocked by Potatohauler.
Murhaa misses with some punches.
Murhaa tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Murhaa stalls.
A head punch on the inside from Murhaa fails to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Potatohauler manages to break the clinch.
Potatohauler throws a hook but Murhaa avoids it easily.
Murhaa displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Potatohauler throws out the jab.
Joey Bob Potatohauler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Potatohauler throws an off balance right hand
and Murhaa counters with a stiff right hand.
Murhaa looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Potatohauler throws a jab when Murhaa was well out of range.
Potatohauler looks to land a left hand but Murhaa moved out of range nicely.
Murhaa wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Potatohauler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Joey Bob Potatohauler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Potatohauler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Murhaa scores with a punch to the head.
Potatohauler might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Potatohauler moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Murhaa takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Murhaa misses with a looping left.
Potatohauler throws a jab but it's blocked by Murhaa.
Potatohauler throws a body shot but no joy.
Murhaa moves out of range as Potatohauler strikes.
A swing and a miss from Potatohauler.
Potatohauler throws an overhand right that lands on Murhaa's shoulder, as Murhaa tries to avoid the shot.
Murhaa tests Potatohauler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potatohauler throws an overhand right that lands on Murhaa's shoulder, as Murhaa tries to avoid the shot.
Nice cross by Murhaa.
Murhaa moves out of range of the strikes.
Murhaa swings for the body but Potatohauler moves out of range.
Potatohauler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Murhaa.
Potatohauler is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Potatohauler misses with a looping left.
Potatohauler scores with a nice strike.
Potatohauler misses with an uppercut.
Murhaa throws out a powerful jab.
Potatohauler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Potatohauler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Murhaa.
The crowd cheers as Potatohauler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Murhaa doesn't seem phased though.
Murhaa throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Potatohauler stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Potatohauler misses with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Murhaa uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Potatohauler.
A jab from Potatohauler misses.
Murhaa keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Murhaa tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Potatohauler manages to circle out of the way.
Murhaa gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Potatohauler.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Potatohauler on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Potatohauler walks into a straight right hand from Murhaa.
A big right from Potatohauler misses.
Potatohauler throws a body shot but no joy.
A slow jab from Potatohauler misses its intended target.
Murhaa scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Murhaa moves out of range as Potatohauler strikes.
Potatohauler shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Potatohauler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Murhaa counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Murhaa uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Potatohauler.
Murhaa is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Murhaa lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Murhaa misses with an uppercut. Potatohauler saw that one coming.
Potatohauler moves into range and connects with a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Potatohauler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Murhaa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Potatohauler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Murhaa at a distance.
Murhaa throws a hook but Potatohauler blocks it.
Murhaa scores with a nice strike.
Murhaa is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Potatohauler lands a big uppercut and Murhaa crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Murhaa looks OK. Potatohauler waves Murhaa back to his feet!
Murhaa is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Joey Bob Potatohauler will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Murhaa slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Murhaa avoids the body shot from Potatohauler.
Potatohauler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Potatohauler just misses with a punch to the body.
Potatohauler feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Murhaa sprawling to the canvas! Murhaa rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Potatohauler finish him?!
Oh Murhaa is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Murhaa fails with an attempt to clinch.
Murhaa ducks under a wild hook from Potatohauler.
Murhaa walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Potatohauler! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joey Bob Potatohauler!
Joey Bob Potatohauler decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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