PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Sanka Coffie (ranked 4410 p4p, 190 weight class) and Wilmer Valderrama (ranked 7093 p4p, 273 weight class). Coffie's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rise Above It. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Wilmer Valderrama was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Coffie
vs
Valderrama

160 cm
18
140 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

167 cm
18
146 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Pit Bull Development

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sanka Coffie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wilmer Valderrama!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Columbo Gatti and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Valderrama misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Coffie.

Valderrama darts in and clinches Coffie up against the cage.
Coffie lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short right from Coffie on the inside.
Valderrama blocking some punches.
Coffie scores with a shot to the side of Valderrama's head.
Valderrama scores with a nice hook to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Valderrama.
Coffie lands with a light punch inside.
Coffie blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Coffie gets control of Valderrama's arms and successfully pulls guard. Coffie will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.

Valderrama wants to stand up, so he's looking to wriggle free of Coffie's closed guard. He's half up but Coffie has locked on to an arm! Uh oh! Coffie pivots and extends the arm, Valderrama falls face first to the mat and taps??... does he?? YES! He's tapping! Excellent counter grappling there by Coffie! Well done that man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Sanka Coffie!
Our winner, Sanka Coffie, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.