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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Editiny Dick (ranked 995 p4p, 107 weight class) and Koko Pinea (ranked 651 p4p, 72 weight class). Dick kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Penis song. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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132 lbs
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159 cm
34
134 lbs
14 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
15 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Editiny Dick! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Koko Pinea! The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Pinea wants to clinch. Pinea misses with a straight left. Dick ducks under a wild hook from Pinea. Pinea looks to land a right hand but Dick moved out of range. Dick misses with a straight right. Pinea steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Dick. Dick connects with a nice looking jab.
Pinea tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dick was well out of range. Poor timing from Pinea. The fighters circle momentarily. Dick darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Dick misses the shot to the body. Pinea bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Koko Pinea seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Pinea uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dick. Pinea tries to clinch up and Dick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Pinea tries to clinch but Dick moves out of range. Pinea forces Dick back against the cage and clinches.
That's one minute gone in the round. Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dick misses with some punches.
Pinea connects with a knee to the head.
Nice body punch from Pinea. A short right from Pinea on the inside. A nice right hand lands inside from Dick. Dick has a couple of punches blocked by Pinea.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. Dick blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Pinea breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pinea connects with a crisp jab. Dick moves out of range of the body kick. Dick seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance. Pinea moves out of range as Dick strikes. Pinea walks into a straight right hand from Dick. Pinea throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Dick drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard. This has been an exciting period of action! Pinea wants to get back to his feet but Dick is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Pinea keeping full guard, as Dick tries to pass. Dick stops Pinea from standing up. Dick wants to control from the top but Pinea keeps moving. Dick drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Pinea dives on top into guard. Pinea trying to stand up but can't free himself from Dick's guard. Dick not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Pinea would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Pinea got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dick has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Pinea has managed to get both his arms back between Dick's legs - danger averted. Dick looking for subs off his back but Pinea has passed one foot through into half guard.
Pinea wants to get back to his feet.
Dick wants to improve his position but Pinea is controlling well.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action. Dick is trying to maintain the position but Pinea is very close to passing his half guard. Pinea wants to stand up but Dick is controlling the position.
Dick is trying to get back to full guard. Dick is working hard here to advance position. Pinea seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet. Dick misses with a hook. Pinea ducked under it nicely. Pinea misses the shot to the body. Jab from Dick. Dick throws out a loose jab but Pinea uses good head movement to avoid it. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Editiny Dick will probably get the nod. That's time! Back to the action!
Dick throws a big shot that misses. Pinea slips under a jab from Dick. Pinea is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. The fight stays on the outside here - Pinea looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Dick smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Dick stuns Pinea with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Dick takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dick blocks a head kick by Pinea.
Pinea misses with a right hand and Dick counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. A swing and a miss from Pinea. Dick half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Pinea waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dick. Dick displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pinea throws out the jab. Dick comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Dick takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. This has been an exciting period of action! Pinea displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dick throws out the jab. Pinea wants to counter the offense by Dick and move into the clinch position.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pinea's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dick connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Pinea scrambles back to his feet. A slow jab from Pinea misses its intended target. Pinea looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Pinea lands a body shot.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Dick. Dick in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Pinea is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Editiny Dick! Editiny Dick thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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