PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Dick Cheese (ranked 22244 p4p, 261 weight class) and Roar Horse (ranked 5181 p4p, 165 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Cheese
vs
Horse

210 cm
23
275 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

206 cm
24
300 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

World class boxer
Cardio machine

World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Cheese!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roar Horse!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Jonathan Paton and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Horse misses.
Horse dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cheese. That did some damage!
Horse takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cheese misses with a hook.
Cheese has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Horse ducks under a wild hook from Cheese.
Horse scores with a body shot.
Horse throws a poor cross that misses
and Cheese counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Horse misses with a body shot
and Cheese connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Roar Horse has been cut.
Horse lands a slapping body shot.
Cheese jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cheese scores with a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cheese ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Horse moves away.
Horse lands a jab to the nose.
Horse throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cheese sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Horse has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Cheese walks into a jab.
Horse misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Cheese counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Cheese takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese misses with a right hand
and Horse counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Horse throws a lazy uppercut
and Cheese counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Horse tried to score with a low kick but Cheese checks it.
Cheese loads up on a big right hand but Horse slips the punch.
Cheese sets himself, and Horse steps forward looking for the clinch! Cheese avoids it this time.
Horse is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cheese.
Horse punishes Cheese's body with a nice straight punch.
Horse swings for the body but Cheese moves out of range.
Cheese throws a hook but Horse avoids it easily.
Cheese lunges at Horse with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Horse's hand.
Cheese moves away from the strike by Horse.
Horse takes a swing at Cheese's ribcage but misses.
Horse tries to clinch up
and Cheese counters with a big right hand that sends Horse crashing to the mat! He's very wobbly - can he beat the count?! 5,6,7,8... he's up! No, he's down again! 9,10! He's done! The referee calls an end to the bout - Cheese takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Dick Cheese!
Dick Cheese retains his super heavyweight title!
A less than humble Dick Cheese misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.