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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 3789 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kazekage Gaara (ranked 9203 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka comes into the arena with my dick blaring out of the sound system. Elijah Pitakaka has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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189 cm
40
217 lbs
27 - 26 - 0 |
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195 cm
20
205 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Good takedowns
Excellent MT
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
27 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kazekage Gaara! The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Gaara shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Pitakaka as he avoids it easily. Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Gaara shoots in and drives through. Pitakaka sprawls well. Pitakaka throws a head kick that half lands.
It looks like Kazekage Gaara has been cut. That kick from Pitakaka tenderised Gaara's leg. Gaara is trying to keep his angry face on. Pitakaka dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Gaara. That did some damage! Pitakaka throws a body shot but no joy. Pitakaka tries to land a leg kick but Gaara saw it coming and moves away.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Gaara counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Gaara. Pitakaka wriggles free and stands up. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Gaara shoots in for a takedown but Pitakaka shows good takedown defense. Elijah Pitakaka has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kazekage Gaara. A head kick from Pitakaka lands but Gaara takes it in his stride. Nice body kick there by Pitakaka. Pitakaka explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Gaara shoots in but no luck this time. Gaara misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Pitakaka counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Pitakaka definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight. Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Gaara has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pitakaka throws a body kick that misses. Gaara wants to counter the offense by Pitakaka and move into the clinch position. Pitakaka throws a head kick but Gaara moves out of range.
Pitakaka connects with a high kick. Gaara shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Pitakaka as he jumps to the side. Pitakaka moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Nice defenses there by Pitakaka. Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Gaara throws out a counter right but Pitakaka avoids it with no problem. Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Pitakaka goes for a high kick. It partially lands. Pitakaka throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body. Gaara scores with the left hand. Pitakaka knows he should have avoided that one. Gaara shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Pitakaka as he avoids it easily. Gaara instigates a clinch. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Pitakaka's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Pitakaka scores with a kick to the midsection. Gaara moves out of range as Pitakaka throws a body kick.
Pitakaka moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromGaara. Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka throws a right and a left that both miss. Pitakaka cracks the inside of Gaara's front leg. Elijah Pitakaka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Pitakaka lands a leg kick that knocks Gaara off balance momentarily. Pitakaka keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. Nice sprawl there from Pitakaka as Gaara shoots in. Gaara blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka misses with a body kick. Pitakaka lands with a kick to the ribs.
Pitakaka swats away the attempt to clinch by Gaara. That kick from Pitakaka tenderised Gaara's leg. Gaara is trying to keep his angry face on.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Pitakaka connects with a leg kick. Gaara looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Pitakaka is looking to score with low kicks. Pitakaka throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Gaara.
That has opened up Kazekage Gaara's cut even more. Pitakaka tried to score with a low kick but Gaara checks it. Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Gaara counters with a body kick. Gaara darts in looking for a takedown but Pitakaka gets double underhooks and turns Gaara into the cage. Pitakaka throws the kick towards the body but Gaara avoids it. Gaara shoots in but Pitakaka avoids the takedown attempt easily. Gaara just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromPitakaka. Pitakaka throws a low kick but Gaara avoids it. Gaara goes for a double leg but Pitakaka avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Pitakaka continues to drive forward. Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Gaara moves out of range easily. Gaara tries to counter by closing the distance. Pitakaka lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Pitakaka feints and then cracks Gaara's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Gaara down.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Gaara misses with a takedown attempt - Pitakaka sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. Gaara takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Pitakaka throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Gaara. This has been an exciting period of action! Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pitakaka - that will leave a mark!
Gaara has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Pitakaka. Gaara looks winded! Pitakaka avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pitakaka throws a quick counter head kick but Gaara was just out of range. Pitakaka tries to land a leg kick but Gaara saw it coming and moves away.
Pitakaka lets loose with a powerful body kick. Gaara will feel that in the morning. Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Gaara tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Pitakaka looks to land a body kick but Gaara moved away. Pitakaka throws a leg kick but Gaara sees it coming and checks it nicely. Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gaara tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pitakaka paws at him with a jab and circles away. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Elijah Pitakaka dominated that round. The cut man is working on Kazekage Gaara's cut. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Pitakaka connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses. Horrible takedown attempt by Gaara or perhaps it was just good defense by Pitakaka, which made it look bad. Gaara pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pitakaka lands with a kick to the temple. Gaara shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" Pitakaka throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Gaara fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Pitakaka avoids it really well and circles away. Pitakaka throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Gaara goes for a double leg but Pitakaka avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Pitakaka continues to drive forward. Elijah Pitakaka has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kazekage Gaara. Pitakaka feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Gaara's calf. Gaara tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Gaara tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pitakaka swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's one minute gone in the round. A head kick misses from Pitakaka. Gaara is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. Gaara tries to clinch there but Pitakaka circles away.
Kazekage Gaara is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Pitakaka explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Gaara's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Gaara has his takedown stuffed and Pitakaka counters with a head kick. That will keep Gaara thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
The cut above Kazekage Gaara's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Gaara is breathing heavily. Pitakaka comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Both fighters circling a little - Pitakaka finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. Gaara takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Elijah Pitakaka is winning the standup battle so far. Pitakaka thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Gaara if he has to take too many more of those.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Pitakaka slips a jab and a cross from Gaara.
Pitakaka fakes the leg kick and cracks Gaara in the body. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Pitakaka feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Gaara's calf. Pitakaka throws a body kick that misses. A good leg kick by Pitakaka.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Good leg kick by Pitakaka there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pitakaka lands a nice looking kick to the body. Gaara takes a step back to recover. Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses. Gaara appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. A nice leg kick lands there from Pitakaka. Gaara on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Gaara takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Pitakaka plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Kazekage Gaara's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters. Pitakaka chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Pitakaka throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Gaara's head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kazekage Gaara's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Elijah Pitakaka! A less than humble Elijah Pitakaka misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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