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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Emet Golem (ranked 298 p4p, 43 weight class) and Darth Sidious (ranked 1706 p4p, 239 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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195 cm
37
217 lbs
13 - 13 - 0 |
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180 cm
27
204 lbs
21 - 14 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
13 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Emet Golem! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darth Sidious! The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Reed Andrews and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Sidious is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Golem. Golem is looking to counter punch. Golem tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Golem forces Sidious back against the cage and clinches. Golem prevents a body shot from Sidious. Sidious cracks Golem with a nice body shot. Sidious tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Sidious lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Golem or not. Golem struggles to land a body shot inside as Sidious controls his hands.
A short uppercut from Sidious. Sidious doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Golem misses with a punch on the inside.
Sidious gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Sidious lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
It looks like Emet Golem has been cut. Golem throws a head punch that misses. A head punch on the inside from Golem fails to land. Sidious lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Sidious lands a body punch. Sidious tries a body shot but Golem blocks it.
Nice body punch from Sidious. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Sidious misses with a hook to the ribs.
Golem misses with a hook from the clinch. Golem throws a punch but it's blocked by Sidious. Sidious gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round. Sidious tries a body shot but Golem blocks it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sidious. Sidious works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Sidious tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Golem's elbow. Sidious goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sidious working some nice short punches in the clinch. Sidious blocking some punches.
Sidious lands an elbow that stopped Golem in his tracks for a moment. Sidious tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Sidious digs a right hand underneath Golem's ribcage. Golem let out a lung full of air as it connected. Golem lands a left hand.
Golem takes an elbow to the forehead. Golem presses Sidious against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Sidious tries to work over Golem's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. A left hand lands to the body for Sidious.
Golem struggles to land a body shot inside as Sidious controls his hands.
Sidious can't find room to land a body shot as Golem controls the action.
Golem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Sidious blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sidious has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Golem seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Sidious can turn it around. Golem misses with some punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Sidious scores with a hook to the body. Sidious lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Sidious scores with a shot to the side of Golem's head. Sidious blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Golem throws a head punch that misses. Golem throws a head punch that misses. Sidious is working Golem over against the cage. Golem is breathing heavily. Sidious works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Sidious cracks Golem with a nice body shot. A right hand to the body from Sidious.
Sidious makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Golem. Sidious works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short right from Sidious on the inside. Sidious lands a body shot in the clinch.
Sidious cracks Golem with a nice body shot. Good body shot from Sidious.
Sidious struggles to land a body shot inside as Golem controls his hands.
Golem scores with an uppercut up the middle. A short right hand to the side of the head by Sidious. Sidious comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Golem throws a punch but it's blocked by Sidious. Sidious can't find room to land a body shot as Golem controls the action.
Sidious lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Sidious lands a shot to the body. Sidious lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Golem or not. Sidious lands a right hand that snaps the head of Golem backwards. Sidious cracks Golem with a nice body shot. Sidious digs a right hand underneath Golem's ribcage. Golem let out a lung full of air as it connected. Sidious lands a body punch in the clinch. Sidious is leaning against Golem and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. A short right from Sidious. Sidious lands a body shot in the clinch.
Sidious lands a shot to the body. A right hook to the body lands for Sidious.
Sidious pushes Golem back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Sidious lands an elbow that stopped Golem in his tracks for a moment. Sidious lands a damaging elbow. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Sidious lands a right hand. Sidious lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Golem has a couple of punches blocked by Sidious.
Sidious cracks Golem with a nice body shot. A nice glancing elbow lands by Sidious. Sidious lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Good body shot from Sidious.
Sidious gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A short uppercut from Sidious. The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now. A short left from Sidious.
Golem is rocked! Sidious lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Oh Golem is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Sidious lands a nice elbow. Sidious lands an elbow just above Golem 's eye. Sidious lands a nice elbow. A right hand to the body from Sidious.
A right hook to the body lands for Sidious.
Sidious stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Sidious lands a body punch in the clinch. Sidious lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Golem backwards. Sidious lands an elbow inside. Sidious lands an elbow that stopped Golem in his tracks for a moment. Sidious has Golem pressed against the cage. He pushes Golem back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Sidious throws a beautiful elbow that sends Golem crashing to the floor! Sidious piles on the pressure with more strikes! Golem is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Darth Sidious! After the big win, Darth Sidious made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Aspire Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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